🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Pee Cola said:
That's how I remember it too.

On one hand it's a shame she's no longer around, as she made some informative posts. OTOH her mere presence unintentionally shat up the thread because simps.
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I was rereading the trauma lumps arc (starts around here
(https://kiwifarms.net/threads/russe...sell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-10020601) and at first, people were excited about the information and entertained by her Twitter antics. But she did get a lot of praise and there definitely were a few “please notice me senpai!” weirdos. People were also suspicious and gave her a little shit about it. I maintain that she brought some info and she was witty; it was the simps that ruined it.
And @StinkySnack did oppose the celebration and adoration of a sex worker from the UK because it was derailing the thread.
Eta: I do appreciate and respect stinkysnacks posts that keep the thread on track and their dedication to keeping misinformation out of the thread.
“However, in a good light of news, through the bad, there is good and that good is stinkysnacks.” ❤️
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His clothes were stolen is an amazing saga, or lie. It's either the funniest thing that could happen to that rat or the best "dog at my home work".

If I was in Rustys shoes (aside kill myself) this was such an easy fix. Show up police report in hand, "your honor I was robbed, I am sorry about my state this case is important to me and despite my plights I am here" What judge wouldn't bend over for you after that? He had a chance to turn a L into a W, and blew it.

Why? Even if this is true, he's not ready, and he knows he's fucked. He's been getting can kicks and hand held so he's trying to get that setup in this venue. Is it scummy? Absolutely, is it smart? For Rusty... almost? If he gets this judge pitying him he's got a one in forty million shot, basically tripling his chances. Regardless this is nuts and a riot. As the year winds down hes rushing past actual lawyer and fellow lolcow Baldo, for best court room antics and more so lolcow of the year.
 
Debbie Macomber said:
In the Just_Win8682 Reddit posts, Russ, despite actively fucking hookers (or at least trying to) claims to still take the sacrement semi regularly
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Which, according to Mormon scripture, means he's definitely going to Hell!
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"Show up to sacrament" just means he's going to church on Sunday; it's called sacrament meeting. He may or may not actually be taking the sacrament while there, but if he is it's not as dire as all that. Mormons are pretty stingy about who they condemn to Hell/Outer Darkness.

 
Besides, Russ doesn't have to follow the tenets of his own religion. He has PLIGHTS and he's God's favorite subhuman homunculas retard. Jesus and Joseph Smith understand this, it's only the stupid old wards and elders who keep getting on his case to stop being a gross little sex pest and believing KF/Evil hooker HARRASSING LIES instead of suck he his penis like they did back Wyoming.
 
a hapless toad said:
"Show up to sacrament" just means he's going to church on Sunday; it's called sacrament meeting. He may or may not actually be taking the sacrament while there, but if he is it's not as dire as all that. Mormons are pretty stingy about who they condemn to Hell/Outer Darkness.

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I was just about to post something similar. Even disfellowshipped members are still encouraged to attend Sacrament Meeting. They're just not allowed to partake of the Sacrament, bear their testimony, or give talks. It's basically just a sit down, open your ears and heart, shut your mouth, and pray for guidance from the Spirit" kind of thing until they are back in the good graces of the Lord and given full membership again.

And I highly doubt Russhole is attending any church services. He may have gone once or twice when he was trying to mooch off his local Ward, but I'm sure he stopped when he realized they weren't going to hand over money to him.
 
a hapless toad said:
"Show up to sacrament" just means he's going to church on Sunday; it's called sacrament meeting. He may or may not actually be taking the sacrament while there, but if he is it's not as dire as all that. Mormons are pretty stingy about who they condemn to Hell/Outer Darkness.

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We all know the only reason he’s bothering to show up in church is for the handouts. Sure he might not have gotten the few hundred dollars he asked for at the very last interjection by god (apparently), but that church is the only community and charity he’s ever really known. He might’ve claimed he was “kicked out” but he obviously hasn’t been. His family are still members and he spent a year or so on a pointless mission before realising the church wouldn’t provide him with a wife.

Now he’s back, and after money, housing, work - and contacts for all three. Russ isn’t the smartest knife in the drawer (to fake a Russism) but he definitely has a low cunning. He’s spent his whole life using his disability as a way to get what he wants, and religions are soft touches for being nice to poor disabled adults. His glorious reunion with the Mormon faith will probably only last as long as he can get something out of it for himself.

Notice he never becomes involved in things to help others, ever. His actions speak louder than his mushmouthed words. He’s a selfish grifter in every way.
 
it's reasonable and even predictable that the court would allow a continuance for one side in a matter like this but I still can't help but roll my eyes. I just wish someone would have said "we'll make note of why you're wearing PJs, just show up, the defendant had to plan for this so we're doing it" so that he would have had to come up with more bullshit or admit why he can't proceed
 
Apteryx Owenii said:
we'll make note of why you're wearing PJs, just show up, the defendant had to plan for this so we're doing it
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The hearing was literally Russ and the Judge, nobody else. That’s how bad this is, they want to talk to the retard in person.

Of course, if I were a judge I’d bend over backwards to get to see Russ live in person, so there’s that.
 
Assume I hate freedom and am not American: what happens if you turn up to court in shorts, sandals and a Hawaiian shirt?

Spergichu said:
the Ralphamale, a fellow enjoyer of cheap hookers.
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I don't think the Ragepig has ever been turned down by a hooker either, certainly not had a restraining order filed against him (unless you consider his baby mamas to be whor- nevermind).

Russ bros where did it all go wrong.
 
Oliver Onions said:
Assume I hate freedom and am not American: what happens if you turn up to court in shorts, sandals and a Hawaiian shirt?
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No idea. But it reminds me of the zoom court appearance re his electronic harassment conviction - one of the cases we saw while waiting for the drooling harasser to appear was a guy who had only just found out he was due in court and appeared on screen in a tshirt as he hadn't had chance to change. First thing he did was apologise for his appearance and then things moved on, all good. In contrast, Russ turns up with his fucking collar open and loosely held together with a tie, mystery stains on his jacket, dripping grease and broken glasses askew. He looked fucking horrific, for reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with his paralysed face. We all know he thought he looked good because he believes in the totemic magic of putting on a suit and tie, and doesn't actually see that showing up groomed and clean in anything is better than just throwing a tie on top of rancid and dishevelled.
 
Accept Only Substitutes said:
We're talking about maybe $50 if he bought everything on my list. Add another $15 for a jacket.
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He might not have even needed to pay for it. I used to live near a Goodwill-type store that would let people borrow a suit jacket and other nice clothes for job interviews if they had just gotten out of jail and were trying to get their life back together or otherwise didn't own one. I'm sure that if he asked someone at the church would have loaned him some clothes as well. Point being, he had plenty of options and could have appeared in court as scheduled.

This is just more of typical Greer behavior of making excuses to drag out the proceedings and using the court system as a form of punishment against other people.
 
Clovis said:
We all know he thought he looked good because he believes in the totemic magic of putting on a suit and tie, and doesn't actually see that showing up groomed and clean in anything is better than just throwing a tie on top of rancid and dishevelled.
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This was also the time he got a spray tan for the court appearance. I guess he thought THAT was the final touch that would sway Erika once and for all, but of course he fucked it up and ended up looking like an orange goblin.

He was also subsequently banned from the tanning salon for harassing one of the female workers.
 
I mean, when you look like this, there ain't no magic suit that might help you in court. This is perfect opposing view on how two people can look in suits - professional lawyer vs hobo they shoved in a suit for trial day. #disabledandcute
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obliviousbeard said:
I mean, when you look like this, there ain't no magic suit that might help you in court.
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Another funny thing about his brief tanning obsession is that he posted multiple times in a short period that he was “going tanning”. I assumed he was doing the traditional tanning beds, because “going tanning” is how you develop darker shades over multiple sessions every few days.

Wrong. He was actually going get SPRAY tans back to back in the same week. That’s not how spray tans work. They’re supposed to be a one and done kind of thing. You get the spray tan, and then you redo it when it starts fading. You don’t just layer it over and over…that’s a guaranteed way to turn orange, which he did.

My assumption is that he was clueless about this, and kept going for back to back spray tans so that he could harass the poor female employee.
 
I honestly believe he got his clothes stolen. He is a hobo. He may have had them in a bag of some sort and some other vagrant saw a unattended bag and grabbed it hoping there would be something good in it. Sort of like how porch pirates will take a package from the porch hoping they got something good.

Of course, the other hobo got some dirty clothes from a gimpy faced ragman. No good. But when you're homeless on the streets things like that are a very real possibility. Losing your things is all too common.

As for showing up to court. I have seen people show up to court in sweatpants and t shirts. Most judges in big cities kind of have a tolerance for that, especially for criminal cases. Now, if you're an attorney, showing up to court in anything besides a jacket, pants, and tie is considered improper. But for a litigant, even wearing jeans and a collared shirt, is probably okay, assuming it is not overly dirty or damaged.

Rusty likes to think he is an attorney and wants to look the part. And I get respecting decorum of a court room. You shouldn't show up to court looking like you slept in the gutters, even if you did. And if you acknowledge to the judge that you apologize for your appearance and have a good faith reason why you look how you do, most judges are gonna let it slide.

This case should be dismissed with prejudice. I mean, he hasn't served the whore and he won't. Case has zero merit.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
Assume I hate freedom and am not American: what happens if you turn up to court in shorts, sandals and a Hawaiian shirt?
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Depends on the judge and the court. Courts are generally mellower than they used to be about attire, but some judges are real sticklers for appearance. Usually they'll put up with poor retards showing up looking like what they are, especially as criminal defendants, so Russhole could probably get away with looking like the bum he is.

Even the hardass judges are more likely to go in hard on an actual lawyer who is presumed to know what's appropriate. The judge in one of Pigrick Hamlinson's cases once got a news story about him for chewing out a lawyer for showing up wearing an ascot.

Sometimes a judge will actually fine someone for contempt if he's offended enough, or even chuck someone in jail if he thinks it's deliberate disrespect, although that's vanishingly rare now. I can't remember the last time I heard about that happening.
 
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