random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Some Dumb Faggot]

*I pin you down and hover my raw anus over your mouth* If you can't argue then be silent! *The leftover chili from last night boils in my anus, begging for release. Your libtard mouth is agape in fear of logic and facts, a perfect target*

One last chance.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

I don't need the person I am not voting for to be super ultra hitler 2 turbo edition for me to vote for the guy I wanna

 

[Rick The Stick]

I would really be racist to whites after using their Yakubian science to curse me with the mark of Cain.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

She touched a nigger, he died

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Now we just need a child's penis lying right by it to represent LBGT kids.

Surely losing 200 MILLION DOLLARS will force Sony to pivot, and no longer release Wokeslop (it won't)

 

[Betonhaus]

It's pretty bad when you get burnt this bad by the guy who wrote a dissertation on why male horses can consent.

 

[Big Nasty]

kermit the frog if kermit was an alcoholic chain smoking front man for a shitty metal band.

This is a dude who sucks off an owl.

I wonder who they can find who can convincingly play a self loathing Hispanic faggot who has a homoerotic obsession with white men and also manages to run a incel cum hunting cult while almost successfully infiltrating the Republican party?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Lady wtf is going on with your anus?!

 

[Pedophobe]

We will hoist Russell's metaphorical head upon a symbolic spike as a warning to all of King Kiwi's foes.

I don't care if it's not what he wrote, it is what he meant.

 

[Tablet County]

Its funny because its fucking stupid and makes you imagine a sweet little black child being obliterated by space guns for no reason.

 

[Grundlejungle]

Ended up coming to blows, and i'm not proud of this at all, but i fucked his sister a few times after just for spite.

 

[Gentlebastard]

We really fucked up their species - if I was a dog, I'd be pissed.

And here we are at kiwi farms dot net, clinging bitterly to our superior insulting style from the before times

Never give in, fellow retarded nigger faggots

You don't need a doctorate to be wrong on the internet. Save your money by buying a Jared Diamond book and join Twitter.

*puff*

Dude, child man. You know what would make the world a better place? If all these stalker children would like, back off, ya know? And maybe, like, instead of the police fucking with me they can, like, fuck with someone else. Then maybe I can focus on other things, like, ya know, write a book or something.

I wonder if there is such a thing as an obese wendigo.

Historically dead people put up much less of a fuss when you remove their body parts, and you don't have to pay them or their owner. Treating a battlefield as a pick-and-pull is a problem somehow, but people never shut up about every-part-of-the-buffalo.

He's less human looking than his AI doppelganger.

Fuck you libtard, my one inch cock is based because it proves my mom is a tradcath.

it's like he's a rancid meat puppet slowly melting away while the eldrich horror controlling him desperately tries to squeeze out a few more years from its vessel.

He obviously thinks being a bridesmaid is like a teen slumber party with added alcohol to fuel the pillow fights and sexual experimentation. For most of us, it’s the Bataan death march with worse shoes and hairspray.

Pack it in thundercocks, this half-remembered possibly non-existent study proves all of your mothers were massive whores.

 

[Lokenstien]

Yes? Commoners are too stupid to operate firearms.

 

[Telvanni]

 

[Bill Evans 45]

"I'M TAKING A BATH! PLEASE DON'T LET UNCLE EARL TURN ME INTO DANDRUFF"

 

[Cnidarian]

in the beginning there was nothing (but gay shit)
then, in 1776
AMERICA WAS CREATED AND EVERYTHING BECAME GREAT

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

White women fuck dogs is out, Japanese women fuck Pokemon is in.

 

[Tablet County]

I live in a nightmare

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

You have to get people in really deep before they accept poop photos.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Choose wisely you stupid idiot.