random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KosherFarms.net]

I AM NOT A LAWL COW. I AM A HUMAN FUCKING BEING!

 

[PunkinMan]

There is nothing more repulsive than when a man disrupts your senses and polutes your environment by creating a noxious microclimate of human shit in your personal space.

 

[Pedophobe]

However, it should be noted the Ethan Ralph strategy doesn't work very well. See Ethan Ralph.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

NIGGER DO NOT TAKE YOUR CHILDREN TO MEXICO

 

[Betonhaus]

I feel my soul slowly cracking for every day I spend on this godforsaken website.

https://funnyjunk.com/Everpresent+deafening+chapel/flhNTsy/22#22

 

[Chongqing]

I got the taxpayers of my state to pay for me, a man, to get fake boobs so I don't kill myself. But I need another $25 for stuffed toys.

This user was summing up a begging post made by a trancher.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Link redacted due to takedown and potential loli porn

remember you're not retarded and try not to be retarded

 

[Oliver Onions]

I didn’t listen to any other part of the episode so I have no idea if anything else was discussed.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I guess he's talking about the color of the dilator he uses while coping, seething and dilating. At first I wondered why the fuck is he shoving an orange in there.

Aw, I wish I never read this. I had fun believing he was dilating with produce.

i've bet on you popping your clogs in december, so you need to scrape by another 6 weeks.

“When did online betting become public? Why didn’t anybody say anything?” If only there was some way for humans to access information!

It's still hilarious how the appearance of even completely inferior and utterly insane real pussy totally destroyed an enclave of male troons.

You should just go through the SRS thread. You'll become numb to horror, and learn all about fistulas.

 

[Cemetery Support]

This is why I refuse to "assimilate" into your "site culture." This is you. All of you.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I’ve been compiling a spreadsheet on who is fat and who isn’t on this site, and folks, it’s not looking good.

i think it's funny how almost everyone i've worked on a thread with is either a full-on degenerate or a absolute retard

why do i attract so much autism

Weither you are a guy or a true and honest wamen all that matters is that you're retarded

yo this nigga schizophrenic

>Expecting autistics to be normal
The most implying implication to ever be implicated.

It's about ethics in group DM incest fantasy gooning journalism.

Some niggers yearn for the loony bin

Whats with people online having main character syndrome like they're important?

can't even admit to taking a poop on the toilet anymore on the internet smh
The high expectations held of women

Damn boys I guess we're not cool enough to get invited into the gooner coomer chats

"oh my god... it even has a tribute stain."

This might shock viewers at home but I hope everyone involved in these events die. Total Degenerate Death.

turn my thread into a degenerate dm and i will find where you live and spread peanut butter all over your windows

 

[indomitable snowman]

Airships are powered by hopes and dreams and people like YOU are the reason they're weighed down! Quit raining on our Dirigible Dreams!

Abolish physics, bring back airships!

I had a dream about Hillary Clinton and Ann Richards. We were having tea together in Martha's Vineyard while she was munching on a cheeseburger. Didn't know what to do, didn't know how to react. I'm sitting there in awe watching her devour a cheeseburger like DSP. Ann Richards then comes out of nowhere from a massive jump, riding a motorcycle and snatches the burger out of Hillary's hands. I'm in a state of disbelief where I can see my own reflection in slow-mo as the sheen of the motorcycle zooms across the table.

@Null in Bad at videogames dustborn pt1

She is literally being haunted by spooky Glen Beck ghosts to make her schizophrenic and paranoid.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Fuck yeah nigga, I'm a huge faggot for my harem of tranny bussy.

 

[Haloperidol]

I don't like being visually assaulted by his hairy semitic body and his vacant fluoridated gaze.

No, because you're still gay for pikachu.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Prison, black dick, sodomy, RAAAAAPE

In some fantasy world where they try having an open park with all amenities and guests and get hit with Cat 2 winds, someone’s getting smeared by a flying turkey leg stand.

Maple syrup is a serious business.

Are they alive? Are they having a good time? Are they trapped? Did they fly towards it intentionally in the first place?

Enjoy humanitarian aid, stalker child.

Orange Juice bros, watch your back.

This is now a shill thread to build more bat boxes and about how great bats are, by the way.

Murdering, dismembering, and freezing your daughter does suggest "family issues."

The comment section in the Daily Mail cracks me up. I’d welcome the authors of “That man didn’t die of COVID, he died of everything else” and “The banjos are dueling” to the farms any day.

At this point why doesn't some nip make one of those gay faggot anime romance shows that pooners love, but make the characters look like morbidly obese humanoid blobfish looking creatures like how they look in real life? Might as well pander directly to them since that's pretty much the only demographic that watches that gooky-dooky fag shit. What a stunning victory for the trans community it would be or something.

Is that what you want from life, sitting around an old pervert's garage getting high and whining about your bullies?

The next person to mention Jews in this thread is getting banned.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I moderately masturbate to normal fetish hentai, thanks

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

He performed slave labor and left offerings of candy to appease his fat parents, in the hope that they might allow his to marry and have sex one day soon.

 

[WelperHelper99]

4chan used to be the "say nigger" forum where people also jacked off a lot. Now that the cancer finally killed /b/, the 4chan diaspora is wandering the Internet in hopes of finding a home somewhere.

 

[Cnidarian]

But maybe keep the legal name to something that doesn't sound like you jerk off to cartoons.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

How can you take a dozen cumshots to your face and just go home and make, like mac'n'cheese for dinner?