random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"I want that Chojin dick!"-Megumi

Well I think I know what kind of hentai you like.

not hentai but has resulted in tons of horrifying egg porn

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I read on an obese black woman’s Tumblr once that hurricanes are whipped up by the spirits of African women who died on the slave boats as revenge on evil white Southerners. With this in mind, you dumbasses who haven’t evacuated yet should leave offerings of corn starch, sprite, and Lowry’s Seasoned Salt on your roof. Maybe you will be spared.

 

[Shiki Ouji]

"I'd kiss your ass buttercup but you disgust me."

-Josh Routhier, tranny lolcow

LINK IS NSFW/NSFL

 

[Cnidarian]

It's for the best I live on the wrong continent to acquire raccoons.

 

[Tablet County]

Goth latina gf, or: How to have your life ruined six ways in as many hours.

Tom Clancy really fell off after he died.

Presumably you believe I am defacing the halls of Articles and Happenings, a board known for it's quality reporting and interesting, thoughtful articles.

 

[Space Police]

Though I guess he is by anime standards where facetanking everything like DSP seems to be the go-to play.

 

[capitalBBustard]

You Jewish bro? I only talk about dicks when it's relevant to the conversation.

 

[Axiom.]

Why should anybody care about what "Count Markus Tribute Otter" has to say?

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

You can never reach her powerlevel; Lindsay's from a pure KKKlan bloodline. It's like she has a Naruto Kekkei Genkai but for being an antisemite.

 

[Pedophobe]

Wait until he finds out about black women it's like a Hippo but legal

Confirms my biases so I choose to believe it!

Do you really have to be an unbearable nigger faggot in every single thread? You miserable, useless, attention-seeking, waste of space.

I'll send a status report from Hell when they give me the WiFi password

You can always go back to Reddit if you don't like it here.

 

[demicolon]

if i have sex how am i supposed to become a wizard? use your brain woman

 

[Bionicle of War]

It turns out my root chakra is longer than my dick! Hahahaha.

 

[Gog & Magog]

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[Gentlebastard]

Someone is a gamer not because they enjoy games, but because they hate women and minorities.

You understimate how much a minor inconvinience can dissuade the average person from trying something new

this article was written by - may Allah forgive me for saying this - a Québécois

LARPing as a queer jewish christian convert furry is my favorite pastime

Imagine ruining your health just to look like a primary school library lady

I don’t mind it when the mentally deranged castrate themselves or ruin their health for their fetish tbh.

You look like a Disney duck in a wig.

What sort of bizarre twilight zone are we living in where a fucking alarm clock needs an announcement trailer?

Classic 'benzo-stare'. Can't believe no one has picked up on it.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

Is the hammer ok?

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

@PeggieBigCock for her cringe dominatrix larp and also being an obese coke addict (though she gets points for somehow not being a tranny IRL)

 

[Gravemind]

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Do I sound like someone who knows what skibidi toilet is?

 

[Space Police]

Now imagine if he learned how to commit to anything that isn't HR for a Roblox game.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I came here for the doxes but ended up with memes and pastas. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Tablet County]

I welcome this current grift, because the idea of incels mistreating the wrong latina girl and ending up in a LiveLeak video sounds really funny.

They murder an entire family just to plant a few gourds. They're fucking retarded.

better to be retarded in heaven than chad in hell

how dare you accuse me of being an internet-poisoned retard on this, the forum for well-adjusted, mentally stable grass-touchers