random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I think about this sometimes and genuinely wonder what he meant by “bitch lasagna”.

 

[macrodegenerate]

In fact, your dog doesn't even know what Halloween is.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Mr Hardin would never have an anime avatar. I imagine Hardin would have something classy like a landscape or a dog wearing a suit.

 

[monstrous bubo]

I don't watch a lot of TV, but aren't they going to have to really tone down all the rape and testicle-eating?

 

[WhoBusTank69]

If anyone needs me, I will be over here, performing a null-esque uglylaugh.

 

[JethroTullamore]

At this point, I think I've seen enough furry porn that can store a 1TB hard drive.

 

[Crex Crex]

We're going to kill these subhuman oaxacan favela niggers. Squat moonfaced low IQ faggot amazon niggers. Pulp them up and melt them into glue. Fuck all latinx shitbags.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

the whole thing was run not by German pagan homosexuals on crystal meth, but by pastor's kids from the local Baptist church.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...ate-with-judaism-so-much.202304/post-19554462

 

[BirdUp]

You will lose the use of your penis. Do you accept this? (Yes) (No)

 

[Faceless Whore]

"It's not against the law. I can say nigger as much as I want."

"The haters can fuck my ass. The losers can suck my cock."

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

The relationship between fujoshis and gay men almost perfectly mirrors the relationship between indian men and white women.

 

[skoknahurtowniejaboli]

They troons should be grateful they repeat their deadname and don't SQUAAWKKK PAULIES GOT A PENIS! PAULIES GOT A PENIS! Whenever someone enters the room

 

[Gentlebastard]

Why the hell do people run marathons? The Persians lost the war over 2000 years ago.

SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM SPEED.

"Nice onion from Super Mario 2 haircut, stupid."

For reasons known only to my sick, sick subconcious this exchange straight up sent me into literal crylaughter and painful ab spasms....

If your neck hangs over your shirt collar
You MIGHT be fat

holy fuck I'm actually assblasted someone could be this stupid

"And she just... straight up... SAYS SOMETHING I DON'T AGREE WITH?! DOESN'T VALIDATE MY FETISH?!"

UN status: still cucked

"Escalation is inevitable" does not hit quite the same way you think it does poopoo lady

Indian men are legitimately confused by his bitch tits. They're unsure if they should sexually harass him or recoil in horror.

Sit down folks, I have a tale of retardation to tell you…

“WHY CANT THEY CENSOR EVERYTHING THAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE?!”

His pin head really accentuates his bitch tits.

Look at that manly handwriting. I'm surprised she doesn't dot her i's with a heart.

I can't even imagine how bad the post-nut clarity from shooting your load in a tranny must be.

M U S H R O O M E D M A X I M U M

Competitive racism you say? Count me in!

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

If this is punk then Imagine Dragons is Black Metal.

Byford-Dolphin Explosive Decompression Incident was a fucking banger

Fucking hate sunsets. Soulless slop. No creativity, just the result of a cold heartless physics algorithm. Don't lie and say you felt anything looking at this trash, you know its missing something. That little essential something only provided by a real artist with a DeviantArt, a reddit account, and a ko-fi link in their profile.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Death threats just don't hit like they used to.

 

[GunCar Gary]

Every single member of a neo-Nazi organization I used to be a part of is semi successful

 

[Silence of the Troons]

I am a troon and I MUST CONSOOOOOOOOOM!!

 

[Tablet County]

I can't look at a stack of pancakes without thinking about a washed-up comedian screaming at an obese canadian over the internet

 

[Aunt Carol]

It turned out my mum had a real fondness for lolcats and had built up a neatly-organised collection, over 200 in all.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Imagine glancing over your shoulder at 8:15 in the morning to check on the new guy and he's in the process of turning into a fine red mist.