Hentai quotes

[j666]

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

And saving the best for last...

 

[Monolith]

Low quality, but here.

 

[CWCchange]

From Kurt Eichenwald's favorite "research" material:

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

 

[Cokeisbetterthenpepsi]

not hentai but has resulted in tons of horrifying egg porn

 

[CWCchange]

For hentai anime, you don't even have to look to the sex scenes themselves when you consider how badly many were translated in English dubs...

 

[Silence of the Troons]

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

 

[Fougaro]

 

[sadstuck]

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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Goddammit Nasu.

 

[nekotlc]

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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[Neet Tokusatsu]

 

[Pina Colada]

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

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I want to believe she meant this

 

[Syaoran Li]

While it can't top the sheer "WTF?" of what others have posted in this thread, I figured the 1993 English dub of Urotsukidoji had a few lulzy lines. The campy voice acting helped.

"You Makai are all the same! One whiff of pussy and you lose it!"-Amano Jyaku

"First I got your blood and now I have your sperm!"-Niki

"I want that Chojin dick!"-Megumi

 

[GethN7]

"How can you say you love a girl if you won't eat her shit?" - Night Shift Nurses

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

"How can you say you love a girl if you won't eat her shit?" - Night Shift Nurses