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It's well documented that gay men have a high digit ratio, their index fingers being longer than their ring fingers. It's also well documented that Henstepl has apparent gay fingers without homosexual effect, and Henstepl has an obsessive gift whereby he extracts information from his brain in order to obsessively improve it.
So what does it mean to have the Gay Gift of Fingers anyway?
Or could we just call it a Gay Gift of Brain? Henstepl may be obsessed with brain-and-body logic, but the more typically mentioned brain-and-body obsession we know is yoga. A quick experiment shows that Gay Fingers method differs from yoga: if you rudely ask a yogi to "prove the seven chakras exist", he'll definitely immediately do something other than tap himself on his seven chakras to prove he blinks (with invitation that you do the same). May it be to depict colors, or "centers", or ridiculous breathlike exercises, something antithetical will be had in mind by absolutely every yogi on this planet, because to have yogic obsession is to have an obsession indeed antithetical to the obsessive information task made available by the Gay Gift of Fingers.
For the method is antithesis: a provision from the hands which to advance an obsessive brain, but different. If a gay-fingered man taps any location such as an "acknowledged chakra", he will either blink (which means true), or not blink (which means false), or else obtain reversal result. If you keep exploring the Gay Gift of Fingers you'll eventually find in addition to blinking-tapping places-on-the-body you'll have places you can pull the skin and release (this is an opposite gesture) and thereby only obtain response that way.
And as a small example: we might have lived in a world where Jews could be identified by tapping the tops of their heads (the "crown chakra"), whereupon they will blink, and where Gentiles could be tapped between the eyebrows (the "third eye chakra"), whereupon they will blink. This is the Henstepl Test for Jewishness, and it's true, however it's only true for gay men and Henstepl, so we could have only lived in that world if everyone had been gay.
A Jew is, after all, a machine that learns how to operate a Jew.
Activation of the crown chakra with funny hats is a good way to start.
And now an interesting context regarding another man, one who was gay-but-not-gay, and about as half-Jewish as could be (his mother having married a Nazi father). Florian Schneider was a disabled, semischizophrenic hallucinator who oversaw a revolution of electronic music (with the help of his worldly handlers). And some time around 1978, Florian underwent a transformation from a catatonic incapacitator into a brain-and-body extremist.
And he began calling himself "The Man-Machine," and he became SMARTER THAN YOU...
...and what happened with all that, anyway?
It was almost similar to the brain-and-body extremism adopted by the Beatles with their Indian Transcendentalism tours. A method of procuring bursts of intelligence, sociability, and any given prowess through a conscious process of simply "willing it to be so, and it was so." But it was uncommunicated by the secretive man in the end, (except to show through "Man-Machine" photoshoots that he was proudly doing it,) and all that is left is to guess how he did it, and to first observe that it wasn't yoga. It was different.
It was the Man-Machine Method of Florian Schneider: non-intestinal, contemptuous, and it was rooted in the Fingers he possessed.
We know there was a Henstepl, once, frantically naming his bizarre coprolaliac disorder after himself ("Florian syndrome"). In a recent era, he might even have called it "Abrahamic Syndrome" instead, it being a response to Jewish transformations of brain. And Henstepl has found Florians, and identified Florian Schneider as Florian, and Henstepl has identified that Florian syndrome patients eventually obsess over a conscious process of improvement, and carefully disclaim every time that "it isn't yoga".
Yes, it is to say, Florian syndrome patients identify with the Man-Machine Method of Florian Schneider.
Which is non-intestinal, which is contemptuous, and it's always rooted in the Gay Gift of Fingers.
In the context of Jewishness, it is best to understand that "organic mania" sometimes just occurs, non-"organically", (hence call it First Mania instead,) and it can be obsessed over, or else induced by choice surgical methods such as circumcision.
And in the context of body-methodologies, it is impossible to not acknowledge that all body-methodologies eventually fixate on the number 7. Due to some untold geometry, the body ultimately arranges itself around 7 focal-points known to the yogis as chakras (and we don't like yoga, so we will only acknowledge this name and seventh number from their method).
The secret of Organic First Mania is the secret of the Jews: it is that the seven chakras may tend to "fold", as the lower three become just manifestations of the uppermost, and the space outside the four-that's-filled comes nothing other than an "unknowable other".
And isn't it funny that the Jewish Tree of Life possesses four upper layers plus a plainly different "Kingdom" on the bottom, which (in the manner of a tree) proceeds directly to the dirt?
And the onset of Jewishness, in a Jewish-gened male brain, occurs when the penis is circumcised. For Henstepl examined his circumcised penis, and found six images of seven chakras using his Gay Gift of Fingers. In an upwards erect penis, they are in an upside-down order, and thus the lowest Root Chakra was actually to have been in the highest range of foreskin.
As such, I can't tappingly finger that Root. But I can actually find it, in the middle of the air.
It turns out my root chakra is longer than my dick! Hahahaha.
The tragedy of man is that he spends equal time thinking of brain-and-body, and thinking of his penis. It is therefore impossible for a Jewish brain to undergo Organic First Mania with such a constant consideration of the foreskin, as such there was in history a man named Abraham whose brain was churning and speaking to him to say, I hate my fucking foreskin, I hate it so much I will CUT IT!
And Abraham commanded his spawn to do the same, as thus was the birth of Jews: in obliterating manner, as destroyed the Root Chakra in order to fold the seven upon themselves.
So what does it mean to have the Gay Gift of Fingers anyway?
Or could we just call it a Gay Gift of Brain? Henstepl may be obsessed with brain-and-body logic, but the more typically mentioned brain-and-body obsession we know is yoga. A quick experiment shows that Gay Fingers method differs from yoga: if you rudely ask a yogi to "prove the seven chakras exist", he'll definitely immediately do something other than tap himself on his seven chakras to prove he blinks (with invitation that you do the same). May it be to depict colors, or "centers", or ridiculous breathlike exercises, something antithetical will be had in mind by absolutely every yogi on this planet, because to have yogic obsession is to have an obsession indeed antithetical to the obsessive information task made available by the Gay Gift of Fingers.
For the method is antithesis: a provision from the hands which to advance an obsessive brain, but different. If a gay-fingered man taps any location such as an "acknowledged chakra", he will either blink (which means true), or not blink (which means false), or else obtain reversal result. If you keep exploring the Gay Gift of Fingers you'll eventually find in addition to blinking-tapping places-on-the-body you'll have places you can pull the skin and release (this is an opposite gesture) and thereby only obtain response that way.
And as a small example: we might have lived in a world where Jews could be identified by tapping the tops of their heads (the "crown chakra"), whereupon they will blink, and where Gentiles could be tapped between the eyebrows (the "third eye chakra"), whereupon they will blink. This is the Henstepl Test for Jewishness, and it's true, however it's only true for gay men and Henstepl, so we could have only lived in that world if everyone had been gay.
A Jew is, after all, a machine that learns how to operate a Jew.
Activation of the crown chakra with funny hats is a good way to start.
ENTER: THE MAN-MACHINE
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And now an interesting context regarding another man, one who was gay-but-not-gay, and about as half-Jewish as could be (his mother having married a Nazi father). Florian Schneider was a disabled, semischizophrenic hallucinator who oversaw a revolution of electronic music (with the help of his worldly handlers). And some time around 1978, Florian underwent a transformation from a catatonic incapacitator into a brain-and-body extremist.
And he began calling himself "The Man-Machine," and he became SMARTER THAN YOU...
...and what happened with all that, anyway?
It was almost similar to the brain-and-body extremism adopted by the Beatles with their Indian Transcendentalism tours. A method of procuring bursts of intelligence, sociability, and any given prowess through a conscious process of simply "willing it to be so, and it was so." But it was uncommunicated by the secretive man in the end, (except to show through "Man-Machine" photoshoots that he was proudly doing it,) and all that is left is to guess how he did it, and to first observe that it wasn't yoga. It was different.
It was the Man-Machine Method of Florian Schneider: non-intestinal, contemptuous, and it was rooted in the Fingers he possessed.
We know there was a Henstepl, once, frantically naming his bizarre coprolaliac disorder after himself ("Florian syndrome"). In a recent era, he might even have called it "Abrahamic Syndrome" instead, it being a response to Jewish transformations of brain. And Henstepl has found Florians, and identified Florian Schneider as Florian, and Henstepl has identified that Florian syndrome patients eventually obsess over a conscious process of improvement, and carefully disclaim every time that "it isn't yoga".
Yes, it is to say, Florian syndrome patients identify with the Man-Machine Method of Florian Schneider.
Which is non-intestinal, which is contemptuous, and it's always rooted in the Gay Gift of Fingers.
A note on Jewishness
A great psychiatrist named Krauthammer once observed that people undergoing organic/traumatic braindamage sometimes become just happier, with a persistent elevated mood never even spinning down like the Bipolar manics eventually do. Krauthammer was a writer of the DSM psychiatric text, and he termed this condition "organic mania".In the context of Jewishness, it is best to understand that "organic mania" sometimes just occurs, non-"organically", (hence call it First Mania instead,) and it can be obsessed over, or else induced by choice surgical methods such as circumcision.
And in the context of body-methodologies, it is impossible to not acknowledge that all body-methodologies eventually fixate on the number 7. Due to some untold geometry, the body ultimately arranges itself around 7 focal-points known to the yogis as chakras (and we don't like yoga, so we will only acknowledge this name and seventh number from their method).
The secret of Organic First Mania is the secret of the Jews: it is that the seven chakras may tend to "fold", as the lower three become just manifestations of the uppermost, and the space outside the four-that's-filled comes nothing other than an "unknowable other".
And isn't it funny that the Jewish Tree of Life possesses four upper layers plus a plainly different "Kingdom" on the bottom, which (in the manner of a tree) proceeds directly to the dirt?
Pilonidal cysts and the obliteration of the root chakra
Now, the onset of Organic First Mania is associated with pilonidal cyst (of the top of the butt-crack). It's another surgical condition which can actually be resolved with just wellness; it is first acknowledged as the obliteration by the root chakra of the root chakra because, that's the chakra, that's where it is. And if you speak to all the kooks in your life, you will eventually find that yes, all the butt-cracks did obliterate themselves exactly in the years your kooky friends started going kooky.And the onset of Jewishness, in a Jewish-gened male brain, occurs when the penis is circumcised. For Henstepl examined his circumcised penis, and found six images of seven chakras using his Gay Gift of Fingers. In an upwards erect penis, they are in an upside-down order, and thus the lowest Root Chakra was actually to have been in the highest range of foreskin.
As such, I can't tappingly finger that Root. But I can actually find it, in the middle of the air.
It turns out my root chakra is longer than my dick! Hahahaha.
The tragedy of man is that he spends equal time thinking of brain-and-body, and thinking of his penis. It is therefore impossible for a Jewish brain to undergo Organic First Mania with such a constant consideration of the foreskin, as such there was in history a man named Abraham whose brain was churning and speaking to him to say, I hate my fucking foreskin, I hate it so much I will CUT IT!
And Abraham commanded his spawn to do the same, as thus was the birth of Jews: in obliterating manner, as destroyed the Root Chakra in order to fold the seven upon themselves.