💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[thebigdream]

I feel like a kid on Christmas, this answers so many questions for me, particularly re: Nick's relationship with Kayla. It turns out that she didn't let down the marriage, but that it was broken from the outset. Every day he lives the consequences of not telling that bitch to beat it the moment he was cheated on, either because he was gay and needed a beard, or desperate for a crumb of pussy. Nick you dumb, stupid faggot, this is your life. Your entire edgy, above-it-all wearing-sunglasses-inside persona is a cope mechanism for being physically, emotionally, and spiritually cucked by a whore. She tied you down with children and you didn't even see it coming you absolute midwit. Enjoy the eternal prison if your sham marriage, balldo child.

 

[Soapmore]

It is sounding more like Meme Copium tbh. Very funny development either way.

As I recall, when Meme recounted Drex' visit to Japan, his language indicated Drex was not alone, though be was understandably circumspect about describing anything in detail. I'm not particularly interested in StarTrak's identity, but I like to think that night out in Japan may have featured a very memorable conversation about the Rekietas.

 

[gaunt corpse]

I believe this is where Nick hides out just before a cuck session begins. Ethan Ralph, can you confirm this statement?

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Some here have wondered when the swinging began, as far as I know, it started after Kayla met ISTG (Ian Star Trek Gamer), more on that another time.

Let's take a step back to the beginning, how it started, before the term "Our Wife" could be confidently used, there was "Our Fiancée."

Enter the tale of Matt^2.

Two old friends of Kayla, we'll call them True Love Matt and Secret Rendezvous Matt, expressed an interest in her years before Nick and Kayla got married.

While they were engaged, Kayla decided to explore those feelings and hooked up with True Love Matt. Kayla's feelings were so deep for Matt that, less than a week before they got married, Nick drove her to True Love Matt's house to determine if she was truly ready to marry Nick. Nick had to know if what they had was True Love or if she was just a slag who made a mistake. After the meeting of the minds, Kayla relented, and she married Nick later that week.

I suspect Nick knows that it was more than an emotional connection and that she hooked up with True Love Matt shortly before their wedding. However, he doesn't know that there is another guy named Secret Rendezvous Matt that she also hooked up with while they were engaged. I can't say for sure what "hooked up with" means, it could range from kissing to dork cum dumpster.

All of the signs were there from the beginning. Nick didn't learn that turning a hoe into a housewife is a dangerous gambit. Kayla, "Our Fiancée," decided that she needed to punch her meal ticket, and she did so without grace or dignity.

Kayla knows almost everyone, including the internet, thinks she's a whore. Kayla agrees that she is a whore, Nick and Kayla just don't want everyone to talk about it publicly.

this image made me clean my room

 

[Vect]

Easy. Nick is an effeminate coomer who doesn’t have experience around women, and Kayla is a drugged out whore who wanted to be married and have kids.

Because Nick thinks he is smarter than everyone and believed he could reverse-psychology psyop people by leaning into the joke.

See first reply about poor self-control and degeneracy.

Right, but degeneracy and a supremacy complex doesn't equate to randomized motives. Maybe I'm misreading it, but the implication from Starfleet Command here is that Kayla's cheating is responsible behind their swinging and slide into hedonism, but that doesn't sit with the narrative we've established (for literally thousands of pages) that Nick's narcissism and mid-life crisis is the driving force behind their lifestyle. Nick has dropped the holier-than-thou larp and has spent this entire time attempting to justify his own drug use and complaining of conspiracy.

We know Kayla is promiscuous because Nick admits he is. We know they send out nudes to people like candy because we've seen Nick with a bottle up his asshole. We have until now assumed a complete lack of agency on Kayla's part, largely due to her silence on social media, but also because Nick has gone to absurd lengths to take control of the narrative by inserting huge amounts of conflicting, obfuscating bullshit. He has implicated himself, and thus her, so it doesn't make sense that Nick is also invested in protecting her reputation at his own expense.

Because no one wants to deal with a crazy and litigious Nick.

Yet may have to deal with one now. How many people have had access to that house in that state? Unless Nick leaked that photo himself, he must know who this is.

You will have to remind me when this happened.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nichol...ally-criminal-nickrekieta.53871/post-19851397

Nick cornered Kayla in Aaron's bathroom after she became uncomfortable at his request to be shared and Aaron had to threaten Nick with a baseball bat. This is a direct contradiction to the idea that Nick was lead into this lifestyle by Kayla.

Granted, it's Aaron Imholte's account, but I believe it because a) Nick hasn't refuted it and b) Nick's practically homoerotic vendetta against Imholte makes it more likely to be true.

Nick is a "Christian" trad dad, and he is the head of the household. He is supposed to be the leader of his family, almost all of their bad decisions are his responsibility. This is the exact opposite of a Kayla blame train.

The 'trad dad' larp he has long abandoned. Nick is not responsible if Kayla was also cheating on him with a party he doesn't even know about. The implication from the information you provided is that Nick is either being emasculated against his will or is playing catch up or compensating, which doesn't match with his behaviour of taking the lead and aggressively trying to justify it to the point of flagrantly lying about his own drug abuse. Does he value Kayla or does he not? If Kayla was the one who pushed for an open relationship, and he accepted, why is he the one to most openly endorse and advertise it? Kayla might have been getting bored of the married life and cheating, with Nick trying to make her happy making him look positively sympathetic, but that's not what we've been seeing for the past few years.

We've had so many leakers and false leads now on this shifty Lionel Hutz wannabe and it's all making less and less sense.

 

[Dropa5pack]

I feel like a kid on Christmas, this answers so many questions for me, particularly re: Nick's relationship with Kayla. It turns out that she didn't let down the marriage, but that it was broken from the outset. Every day he lives the consequences of not telling that bitch to beat it the moment he was cheated on, either because he was gay and needed a beard, or desperate for a crumb of pussy. Nick you dumb, stupid faggot, this is your life. Your entire edgy, above-it-all wearing-sunglasses-inside persona is a cope mechanism for being physically, emotionally, and spiritually cucked by a whore. She tied you down with children and you didn't even see it coming you absolute midwit. Enjoy the eternal prison if your sham marriage, balldo child.

It’s so far removed from what he wanted to portray himself as, a happily married, father of five, with a mayberryesque, small town law practice. when in reality he’s an abusive, angry, addict, cuckold with low empathy.

 

[Unintelligence Score]

After watching the movie, Kayla asked Nick if he would share her. Initially he said no, and that's when Kayla decided to tell Nick about ISTG. This became "The worst day of his life."

You almost had me, but I refuse to believe that the biggest cuckold of youtube law reacted with anything other than extreme enthusiasm to the idea.

 

[PrestonHolt]

NGL i was skeptical about StarTrak, but boy oh boy, when kiwi reporters relayed the BCF to us i thought it was dirty, but not "can't see the floor dirty", if thats gay op, its one of the best ones, selfowning, if its someone who got pics from someone else, goodsneed, and if that pre married thing is true, then it explains why Nick went to call all his oponenets cucks all the time, he was just coping, also if he was so eager to get the money train going he went for the first woman he coudl, who'd even fuck around week before mariage - then he deserves everything he got out of it.

 

[Kakkerum420]

Star Trak, how did you stay hard inside that hell hole, with all the garbage and clutter everywhere? Seems that would be gross and distracting, but hey that's just me.

There's no need for staying hard at Casa Rekieta, you can just use a Balldo.

 

[daffodils]

The photo he already claimed to be from a different day not matching the photo he passes off as being from the arrest day somehow proves that K is a liar. Also the house looks perfectly normal by streamer standards.
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True Rekieta moment, even in the details.
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Silence about the various Matts.

 

[Oxyjen]

It’s so far removed from what he wanted to portray himself as, a happily married, father of five, with a mayberryesque, small town law practice. when in reality he’s an abusive, angry, addict, cuckold with low empathy.

Also completely dysfunctional. When you realise that just a slightly wider shot on his streaming background would have revealed the hoarding and filth and apathy that was there all along.
It’s such a metaphor for his whole life.

 

[Steve Seagull]

Also completely dysfunctional. When you realise that just a slightly wider shot on his streaming background would have revealed the hoarding and filth and apathy that was there all along.

He'd rather use OBS to cut the wide angle than clean the bunker.

 

[Die Oberste Direktive]

The 'trad dad' larp he has long abandoned. Nick is not responsible if Kayla was also cheating on him with a party he doesn't even know about. The implication from the information you provided is that Nick is either being emasculated against his will or is playing catch up or compensating, which doesn't match with his behaviour of taking the lead and aggressively trying to justify it to the point of flagrantly lying about his own drug abuse. Does he value Kayla or does he not? If Kayla was the one who pushed for an open relationship, and he accepted, why is he the one to most openly endorse and advertise it? Kayla might have been getting bored of the married life and cheating, with Nick trying to make her happy making him look positively sympathetic, but that's not what we've been seeing for the past few years.

We've had so many leakers and false leads now on this shifty Lionel Hutz wannabe and it's all making less and less sense.

A very unhealthy way to deal with someone betraying your trust is to try to get even by hurting and humiliating them with the promise that once you're "even" in terms of emotional damage that all will go back to how it once was. Be it co-dependence, sunk-cost fallacy, narcissism, or whatever, I think that's probably what's happening here.

Edit: grammar

 

[AltisticRight]

In fact, he made such a threat again tonight:

Nobody believes you.
Nobody should believe you.
Die in fire skelly.

simply rubbing actual cocaine in someone's hair would do nothing.

No, the labs test for both cocaine and the metabolite. Cocaine cut-off is 500pg/mg, benzoylecgonine is typically 50pg/mg. She tested positive for both.
There's a study where cocaine was rubbed in volunteer's hair. After 20 days, it somehow started to transform leading to BE being picked up and eventually positive results. By then, cocaine itself was no longer above cut-off.
His daughter's hair was sampled immediately after the visit. Even if the cop did rub cocaine into her hair, it would have no time to turn into BE.
With cocaine and BE being positive, it's safe to say cocaine was used.

 

[Gothic Runes]

Oh well, at least it forced him to clean up for once in his life. Dance, monkey, dance!

 

[northstar747]

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How trashy do you need to be to think this is a proper excuse? Dude is an alleged millionaire, but cannot afford laundry hampers. If you don't want 20 hampers for all that laundry, get some collapsible laundry carts. If you can blow $60k+ on a shitty painting of the Joker, you can afford to fix this situation overnight.

I was just thinking about this.

parents plus five kids is a shit tone of washing, Fuck I would be tempted to have basically two washing machines and driers. and like a bunch of hampers.

 

[hesaback]

Nobody believes you.
Nobody should believe you.
Die in fire skelly.


No, the labs test for both cocaine and the metabolite. Cocaine cut-off is 500pg/mg, benzoylecgonine is typically 50pg/mg. She tested positive for both.
There's a study where cocaine was rubbed in volunteer's hair. After 20 days, it somehow started to transform leading to BE being picked up and eventually positive results. By then, cocaine itself was no longer above cut-off.
His daughter's hair was sampled immediately after the visit. Even if the cop did rub cocaine into her hair, it would have no time to turn into BE.
With cocaine and BE being positive, it's safe to say cocaine was used.

Yes but they made her wear a swimming cap that was made out of drugs all the time whilst he was locked up in his delightful vest. Do you know nothing about how rural cops work?

 

[Flora Fox]

I was just thinking about this.

I would be tempted to have basically two washing machines and driers. and like a bunch of hampers.

The myopia of poverty strikes again.

 

[neger psykolog]

smh does all this news mean that Rekieta lied to us about the Jamaican swingers resort and what didn't happen there?

How am I going to sleep at night knowing an internet celebrity lied?

 

[northstar747]

The myopia of poverty strikes again.

to be fair to the real poor, washing is easy when you have have a few sets of clothes, plus do the hand me down thing.

 

[Lian Xing]

Fuck I would be tempted to have basically two washing machines and driers

The house is designed and plumbed for two sets, but instead of a proper laundry room accessible for the kids, they made it their Lego room. Just another example of how fucking retarded Nicker and Qayla are.