random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

YOUR SITE IS WORSE THAN THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER. YOU ARE PRETTY MUCH THE LOWEST OF THE LOW

NOT THAT IM OBLIGATED TO DEFEND MY "REPUTATION" AGAINST A GARBAGE SITE SUCH AS YOURS.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I just made a thread I know it sucks but you guys removed all my edit privs

 

[Abella]

"I kept pozloading my negholep and now my hands smell like shit! How could this happen?"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Retarded Muslim child-emperor declares real life too boring, pledges to build a cartoon city where pizza and ice cream are served for each meal, and every day is Saturday.

You've seen clowns use balloons as condoms.

"Whether she's eating a Jimmy Dean or drinking some Mello Yello, she still has no fucking ears"

What in the living fuck even is this "sissy hypno"?

This has literally nothing to do with tarte tatin except that you suck and so do the French.

Nathen Mazri had no connection to Garfield and looks like every other gay Saudi man

If he's fucking the tranny he's probably getting fucked up with the tranny.

 

[2SLGBQTIA+ 2 Furious]

Imagine having that many square acres of face.

 

[neger psykolog]

On a site with some very high-level misogynists you have found a way to raise the bar.

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

I posted a comment from Reddit that went over it but it got lost in a sea of comments of people fantasizing about how you get a fat whale pregnant.

The reality of most VtM games is that it's two people bickering about who's in charge while two other people bicker about who's sexier.

..... does this pfp have knuckle hair?

Maybe they have an unwashed skinhead genderblob quota to fill.

Dude looks like a drag queen pretending to be a drag king pretending to be woman

If anyone ever bothers to jump through all these hoops, I hope they commission a muppetsona of Slobberdog to make it all worth it.

>canva has an ai tool
>just like grindr
Yes, of course, the classic tool for designers- grindr

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Getting the data onto 600 MicroSD cards so you can put them in a station wagon is left as an exercise for the reader.

 

[the rat]

I used to be funnier

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Suffer you fat Bri*ish cow. Enjoy moral fagging your way out of this one with pronouns

 

[Aunt Carol]

you know how nobody in that friend group intervened with this disgusting situation

everyone on this thread be better and tell @pentangle not to do this

Lee Harvey Oswald would have definitely trooned out.

"Oh you're a kind of crazy autistic kid? Well actually you're trans. Drugs are great and harmless, take as many as you want!! Did you know Trump hates drugs and will make them go away?? He's also Holocausting all the trannies! (that includes you, because we told you so)."

I have so many over 25 virgin nerd friends that I'm constantly trying to get to go on dates so that this shit doesn't happen to them. My people are suffering.

 

[Spectate]

Please don't tag Josh or Gabe as they may ban me again for putting the pieces together.

 

[neger psykolog]

This barely literate man was arrested for cyberbullying (violation of protection order as part of a DV case) which violated parole, the board has never seen this word and pronounced it as "cyberbuilding".

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[Tablet County]

Are you proud of this?
Making a compilation of pegging articles?

 

[Big Nasty]

Whether Darnell's "NOTW" designation is Nigga of the Week or Not of this World is up to your discretion.

We tried not being assholes and the Niggers and Jews and Women and Indians and Muslims all -- ALL -- took advantage of us. Welcome to the age of assholes. (This is literally the backstory of Warhammer 40k.)

 

[neger psykolog]

my dad works for kiwi farms he will ban you

 

[Meat Target]

May their reality be buried under petabytes of cats with funny hats that don't exist, not to surface again for 1000 years

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

i almost was gonna met a kiwi that was in my country for work but work issues prevented me from visiting him so fucking kill yourself you giant monkey jerking off carfucker.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

you could just drive up in your car full of retards and buy 20 of them

a wandering midnight sperg like me

That booking photo looking horror show that was included could be his booking photo from grimaces child sex crimes trial

the bear is just such a giant fucking faggot and there are gay gnomes everywhere

Been to West Virginia twice, both times felt like I was getting my colon cored out by a mining drill

This is objectively not coffee, some of these are probably 120% sugar because Starbucks altered the laws of mass itself to add more sugar.

Then they feel like they have to spit it at you like a stubborn to start lawnmower that has also been possessed by the Devil

They are the bane of my life and the subcontinent needs to be disconnected from from the rest of the Internet

I'm now convinced that kikestan is what would happen if you took histrionic personality disorder and applied it to an entire fucking nation of people.

Give a client useful-sounding info and he'll climb Mount Incompetence and use it to throw rocks down at you.

I hope some filthy indian brings an aerosol communicable disease into the AT&T headquarters and it magically spreads to every one of their satellite locations and kills all of them

no nigger he's in wisconsin check your fucking rules

Go ahead everyone and call me a white person. I've been brave and tried things at least. It's usually pretty gross

I'm basically yelling into someone’s molar just to order a drink

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Let that pussy know that Greer is coming for his well-deserved footsies.