💰 Grifter Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

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After 10min talking about himself giving $5K to Palestine charity:
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"How does it go?" *Procedees to perform a verse he has very obviously rehearsed*

It clearly takes better acting skills to make your rehearsed lines come off as spontaneous. Also says enough about Ollie that he needs to insert an emotional moment in his livestream. Or he just watched Pulp Fiction, wants to be Samuel L Jackson, and sees his livestreams as potential acting reels.

Partly on that note...do we believe that he writes his own scripts at this point? I just find it so performative. He presents these long lists of books for every video he makes, about subjects he clearly gives half a shit about. While what he clearly actually cares about is being in front of the camera. If it's all him then good for him I guess, but I don't know if I buy it.
 
Looking forward to the ethics of having children video. I wonder what stance he's going to take on the topic (obviously a retarded one).
 
Abi's livestream look.
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Also came across two call-out videos, BadEmpanada in August and Quarantine Collective in June.
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I am very bullish on Tube crashing out early/mid 2026 ... Breadtube declared terrorists after Kirk murder ✅
Hello, croupier, I'll put £50 on red.
The US was already cracking down on issuing visas to identified leftists based on social media vetting, which I imagine will amp up now. There is a significant chance that Ollie may find his next US visa is denied, prompting much angst about Trump crushing his Hollywood starlet dreams (especially because Dracula's Ex-Girlfriend was a SAG-AFTRA production so he now qualifies for membership) and being trapped on TERF Island.
This likely will not be received sympathetically by the majority of his audience, on the basis that there are people experiencing significantly worse situations as a result of their visas being revoked/denied plus whatever else is going on in America by that point. Ollie's surprisingly good at making sure he doesn't put a toe out of leftist line, but his recent fumble with Native Americans shows that's starting to slip. If he's got his eye off the ball spiralling over his hopes and dreams being dashed, he could really come a cropper.
He was born into the upper classes so he'll be able to shamble along no matter how hard he fails at anything, unlike Tony Reed who will begin to quietly run out the clock in a crack house (hydromorphone house?) any day now.
Frankly he'll shamble along as a YouTuber for quite a while yet. He's raking in five figures per month on Patreon and it'll take a long time to drop to a level that can't sustain a very comfortable lifestyle, along with tips thrown at him, whatever YouTube ad revenue he gets etc. He's also positioned himself quite well to get some cushy talking head gigs or recurring opinion article option (although not a regular column) - even with the pendulum swing and his own off-puttingness, he managed to schmooze his way onto the celebrity Christmas University Challenge and clearly has connections. Sort of the tier below people like Shappi Khorsandi or Helen Czerski, that type of Brit celeb where you go "oh it's that one off the telly, that makes sense they're doing an episode of this show where a famous person goes on a walk" but they don't have a meal ticket for Auntie.
Partly on that note...do we believe that he writes his own scripts at this point? I just find it so performative. He presents these long lists of books for every video he makes, about subjects he clearly gives half a shit about. While what he clearly actually cares about is being in front of the camera. If it's all him then good for him I guess, but I don't know if I buy it.
Yes. He's clearly above hiring a script consultant, or else we'd have never gotten Dracula's Ex Girlfriend. I can imagine despite his protestations around AI he gets ChatGPT to drum up sources and then skim-reads them. Don't forget, he pads his bibliography by citing multiple chapters from the same book.
"Abi looking like pre-op Pete Burns combined with post-op Pete Burns in a horrifying gestalt ala The Fly."
Young Pete Burns was handsome, but I do see what you mean
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Those arms are looking a bit doughy, Oliver. You might wanna cut back on the winter bulk.
I've spent a good few hours of my sick leave reading this thread, and the word "bulk" just made me realise how often Ollie talks about his strength/muscularity/gains. These are obviously invisible but, as with all things tranny, committee approval trumps observable reality.

In a real woman, I'd say "good job!" because it is legitimately an effort to be commended. In Choob, it just seems like another implicit threat to lord over all the TERFs (read: women) who would rather he please not tuck his chode into a gaudy leotard two inches from their infant niece's face in a Euston bathroom.

The tranny physique spectrum runs from Hontra to Jim Sterling. Testosterone is the main driver of skeletomuscular anabolism in humans, period. Without it, you will just not grow muscle at all. You won't even maintain.

Estrogen obviously causes water retention and fluffiness and has some effect on fat deposition that will only make the "jacked" look more unachievable. Despite their belief in magic girl juice, estrogen does almost nothing desirable for men, even those who want to be women. It is literally the opposite of a PED. Performance Worsening Drug?

Due to a lack of supporting structure, the "breasts" you grow don't resemble female ones at all and are instead hard, painful, and unsightly lumps. They best resemble PS1-era polygonal graphics (so maybe Choob is playing the long game for that Lara Croft role???).

The only "jacked" trannies you see are either former athletes or some of those veterans who got GWS in Iraq. Most are either pre-op skellies or people so fat (BMI>30) the doctor won't ever let them get SRS. Since your average tranny is but a hamster on the hedonic wheel, most never qualify and the uptake of SRS remains relatively low.

My money is that Choob continues the "bulk" and his pendulum starts swinging to the Sterling side. In turn, his casting agents might start quietly shit-listing him or pushing him into voice roles like uhh... *Googles*... Nocturne! A character so exciting they hid her in a fucking cupboard so she can say two - count 'em - TWO lines, and sell three - count 'em - THREE generic items you don't want or need at that part of the game.

I've played over 800 hours of BG3 and I always make a pit-stop to reduce Nocturne into a smug little pile of was/were after basking in his Donald Duck impersonation.
 
Yes. He's clearly above hiring a script consultant, or else we'd have never gotten Dracula's Ex Girlfriend. I can imagine despite his protestations around AI he gets ChatGPT to drum up sources and then skim-reads them. Don't forget, he pads his bibliography by citing multiple chapters from the same book.
To be clear, I was talking about his Philosophy Tube videos. He cares about his acting and acting scripts, while I doubt he gives a shit about most of the subjects he's shitting out videos about. I don't know, but I certainly don't find it unlikely that he would hire someone to create scripts for him at this point.
 
The intracommunity term for it is "hot but clocky", although in this case it's more "clockier therefore hotter".
I'm tryna brute force something like 'cognito ergo hun' but just can't quite get there..
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Imagine having that many square acres of face. The sheer amount of it. He must spend a fortune on skincare. He probably has to pay double rates to his euphoria dispenser makeup artist because of the sheer amount of product, needs to stock back up on foundation after one sitting.

Watching the last little bit of his post mortem stream (he has apparently changed the term, in thr title of the PM anyway, to Indigratehe than Indian) he says "this video is the wordy performing we've done for ages, but that's why we have the Patreon to bla bla"

All of a sudden it's WE now, much more so. I know he sometimes says We but that's specifically when he's talking about the "set", to make himself sound like a bigger deal. This is more like the whole thing conceptually all of a sudden, spreading blame.
God he looks like Jessie gender in that clip too. The gym ratting has him feeling and expressing his manly physical presence more too. Less fey pretend giggling and breathy whispering (🤢) etc.
 
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I'm tryna brute force something like 'cognito ergo hun' but just can't quite get there..
How about "incognito sed vir"?
the word "bulk" just made me realise how often Ollie talks about his strength/muscularity/gains
For once I think semantics are important here, because he specifically refers to himself as a "muscle mommy", which only enhances the irony that what little beginner's gains he has achieved only serve to emphasise his unambiguously male frame.
 
He was born into the upper classes so he'll be able to shamble along no matter how hard he fails at anything, unlike Tony Reed who will begin to quietly run out the clock in a crack house (hydromorphone house?) any day now.

If his youtube career peter outs and the acting gigs completely dry up, we might finally get to see him doing some trash TV. 10 minute shit-flinging gigs on GB News, Naked Attraction, that kind of thing.
 
If his youtube career peter outs and the acting gigs completely dry up, we might finally get to see him doing some trash TV. 10 minute shit-flinging gigs on GB News, Naked Attraction, that kind of thing.
That would actually be enjoyable to watch! He's a good fit for reality/tabloid TV. Token tranny doing a Ja'mie kind of thing, what's not to like??
 
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