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Eternals has got to have the shittiest post-credits MCU scene. Apparently Thanos had a brother who's played by fucking Harry Styles of all people, and you have this hideous goblin creature announce his arrival. Neither character has shown up before or since, and with Eternals bombing, I doubt we'll ever see them again.
 
Eternals has got to have the shittiest post-credits MCU scene. Apparently Thanos had a brother who's played by fucking Harry Styles of all people, and you have this hideous goblin creature announce his arrival. Neither character has shown up before or since, and with Eternals bombing, I doubt we'll ever see them again.
The Eternals, and noted wife-murderer Patton Oswalt, literally died on the way to their planet.
 
Doctor Strange's stinger, of Mondo vowing to destroy magic or whatever, not going anywhere is probably the one that disappointed me the most. Felt like it could've a decent plot hook for a Strange movie and having Mondo as the antagonist for a full movie would've been nice.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uMJVoq70ejgI am hearing Thunderbolts has a lengthy therapy scene. Why is psychology worshiped like religion?
Because Sopranos popularized it and Tony is a morally questionable murderer as are the Thunderbolts. Look at Bucky who was and probably has subconsciously programmed serial killer tendencies or Yelena. Walkers probably the only decent man there but Faggot and the Winter Soldier tried to paint him as a villain.
 
I'm already seeing shill posts for Thunderbolts. "I know the last few movies haven't been good, but this one is great!" "Test audiences love it!" "It's so fun!"
Fool me once, yatta yatta. The leaks make it sound like standard MCU slop. I had mild interest at first because I really like Bucky but he's been treated like shit since Endgame. And you just know Yelena is gonna be the main character so they can have another "strong" woman
 
I'd imagine the idea is they were just scientists in the main MCU who disappeared during an experiment, presumed dead: and got the powers during the experiment that sent them to the other world rather than existing as heroes before it.
I actually like this idea. We can start with a flashback of how these scientists died in name of researching and then bang... current day.
Would they have actually vanished in the 60s, or only like a decade ago?
I cringed so hard at the Thunderbolts trailer when Captain Russia or whatever goes "We're The Thunderbolts!" And what's her face smirks and goes "The Thunderbolts really?"

Irony hipsters and Wheaten writing was an absolute disaster. Absolutely everything has to be an irony poisoned wink wink snarkfest and I'm so unbelievably over it.
I'd say the "comic book names are silly" joke can work under the right context.

Tony casually coining the name "Avengers" while chatting with Loki works because it fits his character as a sarcastic and lax man.

The two thugs not knowing who Star-Lord is works because Quill's disappointed reaction sells his character as a more insecure no-name compared to other Marvel heroes.

In essence, rather than the hero names being the punchline, the jokes are constructed around using those names in conversation.

In contrast, Peter and his friends laughing at Doc Ock's civilian name isn't funny because a silly name shouldn't warrant that big of a reaction from people who have literally been snapped out of existence.
Doctor Strange's stinger, of Mondo vowing to destroy magic or whatever, not going anywhere is probably the one that disappointed me the most. Felt like it could've a decent plot hook for a Strange movie and having Mondo as the antagonist for a full movie would've been nice.
Nope. Into the Spider-Verse made money, so Doctor Strange 2 is a multiverse story now.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uMJVoq70ejgI am hearing Thunderbolts has a lengthy therapy scene. Why is psychology worshiped like religion?
Reminds me of animation Twitter freaking out over Puss in Boots having a panic attack.
I'm already seeing shill posts for Thunderbolts. "I know the last few movies haven't been good, but this one is great!" "Test audiences love it!" "It's so fun!"
Fool me once, yatta yatta. The leaks make it sound like standard MCU slop. I had mild interest at first because I really like Bucky but he's been treated like shit since Endgame. And you just know Yelena is gonna be the main character so they can have another "strong" woman
It just looks like yet another Suicide Squad clone, down to making the movie about a bunch of low-level villains fighting someone way out of their league.
 
Would they have actually vanished in the 60s, or only like a decade ago?
Doesn't matter, really. Time doesn't have to fit in parallel universes or whatever. They can even disappear five minutes ago.

Too bad this wasn't introduced earlier, like Stark talking about a group of scientists doing whatever and then they went missing before they had any real result.
 
Doesn't matter, really. Time doesn't have to fit in parallel universes or whatever. They can even disappear five minutes ago.

Too bad this wasn't introduced earlier, like Stark talking about a group of scientists doing whatever and then they went missing before they had any real result.
yeah but they put 4 Freedoms Plaza in because... they bought Fox and so... yeah
 
Doctor Strange's stinger, of Mondo vowing to destroy magic or whatever, not going anywhere is probably the one that disappointed me the most. Felt like it could've a decent plot hook for a Strange movie and having Mondo as the antagonist for a full movie would've been nice.
For me it was Iron Man 1, Raza in which the movie had consistently hinted he'll become the Mandarin later. With the camera showing his ring(s) and him being a rare MCU surviving villain.
 
Its revealed that Professor X acted weird for the past 5 years like wanting to groom Franklin Richards before the retcon lol, because of a tumor.

And left Earth after he resurrects his wife.


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Will the new Doom movie have Doom Rex?

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Is that the one where the Fantastic Four swapped places with their counterparts from a dimension where everybody is dinosaurs and they thought someone had turned the Avengers into dinosaurs, meanwhile back in their universe, the Avengers thought that someone had turned the Fantastic Four into dinosaurs? And both universes had a great big fight?

Okay. Adding +15 points to the "Unlikely to See This" ledger. Thanks for the info.
So I see Pedro Pascal is now having a go at dear JK, calling her a "disgusting shit". Add another +30 points to the "Unlikely to see F4 movie" now. It's going to have to earn an avalanche of a positive word of mouth from people I trust before I go and see this.
 
The two thugs not knowing who Star-Lord is works because Quill's disappointed reaction sells his character as a more insecure no-name compared to other Marvel heroes.
It also works because Quill was abducted when he was a kid and probably came up with "Star Lord" as an adolescent and has been pushing it ever since. I mean, you are abducted by Space pirates, you're probably going to have some weird power fantasies.

Continuing on the Pedro Pascal theme, posting a cross-over with the thread detailing his attacks on JK Rowling. I'm going to apologetically link to my own post in the thread because it's the one with details about his father. I've heard the oblique reference in this thread but it's the first time I found out the details of what his dad actually did. And as I don't consider Pedro a particularly good actor, I'm lending a lot of weight to the political connections theory of his success as well. All that background of militant leftist organisations and such.

EDIT: @UnKillFill That made me chuckle.
 
Eternals has got to have the shittiest post-credits MCU scene. Apparently Thanos had a brother who's played by fucking Harry Styles of all people, and you have this hideous goblin creature announce his arrival. Neither character has shown up before or since, and with Eternals bombing, I doubt we'll ever see them again.
Would be funny if they used him because he was a character named Starfox whose power is to fuck with people's emotions.
He would make everyone cry themselves to death.
I'm already seeing shill posts for Thunderbolts. "I know the last few movies haven't been good, but this one is great!" "Test audiences love it!" "It's so fun!"
I didn't see "it's fun".
What I saw was "this is a serious treaty on mental illness and you should bring your tissues and...."
That seems to be the consensus among approved reviewers.
Supposedly, there is a 27 minute long therapy session in the movie, that must be amazing in a superhero movie.

Shit like this is the easiest thing to point to when talking about the feminization of Marvel.
Everyone is crying and talking about their feelings now, it's like 13 Reasons Why.
 
Supposedly, there is a 27 minute long therapy session in the movie, that must be amazing in a superhero movie.
I liked the post-snap bit where they take a minute to address the idea that when Master Punch blows up half the universe it actually affects people, but that scene got in and got out. It wasn't a HALF AN HOUR
 
Pedro Pascal is not his father, but I think we know what would happen if he was someone else's father, someone they didn't like.

Its revealed that Professor X acted weird for the past 5 years like wanting to groom Franklin Richards before the retcon lol, because of a tumor.

And left Earth after he resurrects his wife.


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Manhunt is the name of this brief crossover I didn't even bother with and neither should you. It leads to nowhere and all the new runs actually get hurt by these crossovers.

This one specifically is retarded and you can tell they're desperate trying to retcon everything Krakoa and before ruined about the characters, but "modern audiences" already made up their minds about their favs, so they hate this.

There is an xmen thread if you want to discuss further.
 
Is that the one where the Fantastic Four swapped places with their counterparts from a dimension where everybody is dinosaurs and they thought someone had turned the Avengers into dinosaurs, meanwhile back in their universe, the Avengers thought that someone had turned the Fantastic Four into dinosaurs? And both universes had a great big fight?
That is the origin of it.

They brought the dino back for the current one world under doom.
 
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