🐮 Lolcow Jeffrey Leibowitz / Not Dead Yet

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A Snek said:
he has a crossover of Jeff here trying to cancel himon his FB page of him and tyler smoking and blowing weed in snakes faces
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Istg, all of these people are mentally ill.
I hate when they treat animals like they're toys, it's really infuriating to see (I will accept my top hats).
It's insane to me that any of these morons have some kind of following, get ENDORSED by others with a platform in this dumbass community and worse is that their following will look at them for examples on how to (mis)treat and handle their own animals.
Absolutely braindead.

As a side note, I finally remembered why this Nolan guy seemed so familiar to me and it's bc he was on some tattooing show where he acted like a psycho.

I hope Chandler gets that fucking Camel.
My husband is a zookeeper and over a year ago his co-worker's leg got mauled pretty badly ( they have ernomous fangs ) by the usually calm and relatively tame bull.
That bull no doubt would've killed that person if he wouldn't have been around to help and startle him to make him back off ( they both were rly lucky, you don't do SHIT if an animal like this is set on hurting you, not even with two people unless you have a gun at hand). The co-worker had a lot of issues with the wound and is limping on that leg to this day. If this is what can happen to 2 learned, responsible handlers, I can only imagine how it would go for a drunkass Chandler.

Thanks for the goherping insight as well.
While we do have 2 snakes at home ( more or less got dumped on us by an acquaintance over 10 years ago ), I'm not very knowledgeable about or into that community, so it's much appreciated.
Day of the Cope said:
Dumb ass update:
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Worst thing about this is that as soon as he's out of the hospital he'll probably go right back to being a jackass and buy new animals that he'll treat just as carelessly as he's been doing before.
 
TractorGirl said:
We live remotely, a bite from a brown is pretty much a death sentence out here, plus it was in the yard with my working dogs so it had to go. All the neg rates are welcomed, you obviously don’t live where we do and don’t get it.
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What measures must one take to keep brown snakes out?
 
Gog & Magog said:
What measures must one take to keep brown snakes out?
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They come into your yard for water mostly, some people find putting shallow containers of water at the edge of your property keeps them out. Only really need to worry if you find them sunning themselves, they’re territorial and generally keep moving past, if they’re sunning they live nearby and will keep coming back. Not meant to kill them, if I see one away from stock or our house yard I leave them alone, not worth the risk of getting bitten.
 
Manimal House said:
I don't like snakes, I consider them to be the biggest assholes of the animal kingdom. Never gotten along with one and I don't see the point of having them as pets.
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To be fair, venomous snakes evolved specifically to kill mammals. So it's not surprising we have a visceral dislike for them and are evolved to jump out of our skin and scream like a bitch if one happens to drop out of a tree in front of you.
 
Back in the day I had this coworker who was a member of our friend group that would hang out on off days and go ride and tear shit up, big goofy nearly retarded dude, shoulders wide as a fridge and a little head looked like he used a pencil sharpener to cut his hair. At his apartment he had 2 gaboon vipers, 3 rattlesnakes, 1 black mamba and 2 boomslangs as pets. Pretty sure most of them were illegal. I haven't seen that dude in almost 8 years now but I'm sure he must be dead by now. He used to take the vipers out by hand and let them crawl around on the floor of his apartment. way too much money and way too little sense, rich family or something, lots of expensive cars and bikes.
 
glass_houses said:
The Kentucky Reptile Zoo is being review bombed for refusing to provide antivenom to this arrogant mong.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vFczgAYwWtk:312
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Worse, they weren't even asked, they already had a public statement out about a policy against giving their supply to any "reckless individuals" who aren't the recipient of an actual accidental bite. The hospital had enough antivenom already for the dude but if they had asked the answer would have been no. Hilarious Jeff's fans recognize he's a reckless idiot and would have been denied without it actually happening.
Also appreciate this guy confirming the snake looked upset in the videos and it was foolish to try handling it bare handed like that. But even under good temperament this snake is considered to be a game of Russian roulette if free handled.
 
mindlessobserver said:
To be fair, venomous snakes evolved specifically to kill mammals. So it's not surprising we have a visceral dislike for them and are evolved to jump out of our skin and scream like a bitch if one happens to drop out of a tree in front of you.
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Yeah, it's been a thing for thousands of years. It's even in the fuckin Bible. Satan took the form of a serpent for a reason.
 
Manimal House said:
Yeah, it's been a thing for thousands of years. It's even in the fuckin Bible. Satan took the form of a serpent for a reason.
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I was on a hike one time and a black snake rolled down the side of the mountain and landed on the trail right beside me. I didn't even think. I just jumped and screamed. It was such an instant thing too. Didn't even process why I did it since I only saw it drop in peripherally. It was such a primal reaction too. No thought process at all. Once my higher functions caught up and I realized it was just a harmless black snake it seemed pretty silly.

On the other hand it could have just as easily been a rattler. So yeah.
 
mindlessobserver said:
I was on a hike one time and a black snake rolled down the side of the mountain and landed on the trail right beside me. I didn't even think. I just jumped and screamed. It was such an instant thing too. Didn't even process why I did it since I only saw it drop in peripherally. It was such a primal reaction too. No thought process at all. Once my higher functions caught up and I realized it was just a harmless black snake it seemed pretty silly.

On the other hand it could have just as easily been a rattler. So yeah.
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Yeah, the hatred/fear of snakes is deep in the human instinctive genetic programming. If you took someone who had never even heard of/seen/read about a snake and exposed them to it, I guarantee the instinct would be to get as far away from it as possible.

Cats are also one of the animals that have an instinctive reaction to snakes. Although in cats its initially fear/caution, but after that, most cats go on the offensive. Cats are quite good at killing snakes. They instinctively recognize them as an existential threat that needs be destroyed.

On a different note, has there been any new information on the brainless wonder that got bitten?
 
Venomous snake hoarder catfiiiiiight

Damn, he says that a vial of Australian antivenom is up to $3500 per vial and it's rumored that Jeff used 9 vials or $31500 worth of antivenom for being a fucking idiot.

ETA: Possible serval update in the comments
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Prokhor Zakharov said:
Cats are also one of the animals that have an instinctive reaction to snakes. Although in cats its initially fear/caution, but after that, most cats go on the offensive. Cats are quite good at killing snakes. They instinctively recognize them as an existential threat that needs be destroyed.
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This is the reason cats have panic attacks if a cucumber appears behind them.
 
Dyn said:
All snakes should be murdered on sight.
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I don't agree, but i'm not going to get pissed off about someone hating snakes ot the point of killing them if they see em. If you are talking about seekign them out to kill them you are a bit of an asshole.

I feel like snakes the way i do about spiders, you don't fuck with me and i won't fuck with you. If you fuck with me or get in my space i'll probably kill you or if i realise you are one of the useful ones and I can get you out of my space easily I will do that. But, I'm not going to get mad at someone that just says NOPE.. FUCK YOU DIE.


I hope the serval is safe, and I hope this faggot dies painfully.
 
The fuck was the point of posting this again in community happenings when nothing notable has happened since the last time it was posted there lmao
 
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