Daily update for the fam:
Rain is starting to pour in like a bitch. It ain't hurricane rain, but it's still pretty rough. Went out for another beer run and for some cash - just in case - and it was brutal driving through it. Except it's kinda fun when you're blasting 80's Metallica, made me feel like a Viking or some shit going on a crusade. Noticed that most gas stations are out of fuel, and the family-run stations basically said "good game faggots" and already boarded up and shut down. If you didn't get gas, well, at this point, you're shit outta luck. A lot of the ATMs are out of cash, too. Luckily I found one that had some left. Starting to hunker down some more, prepping the parent's house for the storm. They gotta work the next few days at the hospital and will be sleeping there, so I'm by myself until the storm passes. Ain't scared, just bored. Going through alcohol way quicker than I should, but I must maintain my status as a natural born Florida Man.
Even though Irma downgraded to a four, the eye looks to be on a path over Central Florida. Which means the coasts, where I'm at, are gonna get shit on. Erosion ain't a joke, my friends. Last year with Hurricane Matthew, the erosion took large chunks of A1A up by Flagler Beach into the Atlantic. Looked metal as fuck, but you couldn't drive over it for quite a while. It's pretty much a waiting game at this point. Super boring.
A lot of my friends on FB are "going" to events like "Firing Kamehameha's at Hurricane Irma". Shit's so fake. Nigguh, it took Master Roshi 50 years to master that technique, and you expect me to believe all of y'all got that mastered? Nah. I refuse to believe it. I know they're trying to be cute and ditsy and shit, but it's cringy as fuck. If some of 'em actually go to the coast and do it for the sake of a video potentially going viral, then they deserve to die. And I will openly mock them at their funeral. Then try to bang their sister.
My buddy and I are gonna take our trucks to Central FL once the storm goes. We got friends and family there, so we'll help with debris and cleanup and whatnot. If there's any Kiwi's around the Orange County area and need some help, hit me up and I'll try to see if we can be of any assistance. I know we're just faggots that laugh at other faggots, but we gotta stick together, man.
, who are in a area that is going to be affected I wish you well.
