Disaster Florida Man vs Irma Megathread

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article171291337.html

Florida is about to get raped by the largest hurricane it's ever seen. I have unwaivering faith in Florida man's cockroach like ability to survive against all odds. Godspeed FL kiwis.

Update:

Evacuation orders underway

Monroe County (Keys) is under evacuation order. Miami-Dade County is likely to order South Dade and Miami Beach evacuations tomorrow.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/weather/hurricane/article171343362.html

Update 2:

The hurricane is so severe it's reading as an earthquake.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/weat...evices-designed-detect-earthquakes/634419001/

 

[Sergeant Politeness]

Are you psychic? I was just about to make this thread myself, after talking with a few friends in Florida. Shit's gonna get turbofucked, and so soon after Harvey too.

At the same time, Florida is the greasy, unwashed dick of the US, so I don't feel too bad.

 

[XYZpdq]

Media in central fl is hyping it up like all fuck.

Honestly I'll be surprised if it keeps much power once it's done blasting the islands.

 

[tehpope]

Stay Safe Florida kiwis.

 

[dunbrine47]

As long as it does not come up the East Coast that would be nice.

 

[millais]

inb4 the twittersphere starts gloating at another 2016 red state getting hit by hurricane

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Unlike Texas, Florida actually deserves it.

 

[Shugo]

hourly reminder, there's yet another storm forming behind irma

 

[Cthulu]

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article171291337.html

Florida is about to get raped by the largest hurricane it's ever seen. I have unwaivering faith in Florida man's cockroach like ability to survive against all odds. Godspeed FL kiwis.

I'm stocked up on beer and weed. Beer doesn't spoil easy after all. I'm slightly worried about the electricity to your cage but I got a backup- gen.

 

[CWCchange]

I hope it destroys Cuba. If North Korea doesn't collapse this year, I better see another commie shithole go.

 

[Sergeant Politeness]

hourly reminder, there's yet another storm forming behind irma

Source?

 

[Shugo]

Source?

you don't have to pay money to see the weather service's storm trackers, next time use google

 

[RI 360]

I'm stocked up on beer and weed. Beer doesn't spoil easy after all. I'm slightly worried about the electricity to your cage but I got a backup- gen.

Could you put up once of those "in case of emergency rescue my pet" signs on the front door for EMS?

 

[Cthulu]

Could you put up once of those "in case of emergency rescue my pet" signs on the front door for EMS?

No I got back-up plan with @Sleep and @Ride to keep your cage up and you fed. Plus they will give you emotional and sexual abuse while making you feel loved.

 

[Cthulu]

@millais I will end you over my pet

 

[Tranhuviya]

Florida Man gets in wrestling match with hurricane, loses.

 

[CWCchange]

>AndrEW and MathhEW.
>WilMA and IrMA.

The NOAA is fucking with us.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

you don't have to pay money to see the weather service's storm trackers

>Jose
Lucky for us the border wall will save us from a mexican hurricane.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

This sucks so much for me because I just came back from vacation, I'm currently lazy as fuck because of jetlag and haven't had a chance to go back to work yet because now this monster is loose. I begin work tomorrow though, but that just makes matters more dire because I am the only one around with the house to protect. The rest of my family is up in Montana vacationing.

This is gonna be bad. My island in the Bahamas isn't really in the trajectory anymore, but we're still on high alert.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

RIP Null's mom