Disaster Florida Man vs Irma Megathread

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article171291337.html

Florida is about to get raped by the largest hurricane it's ever seen. I have unwaivering faith in Florida man's cockroach like ability to survive against all odds. Godspeed FL kiwis.

Update:

Evacuation orders underway

Monroe County (Keys) is under evacuation order. Miami-Dade County is likely to order South Dade and Miami Beach evacuations tomorrow.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/weather/hurricane/article171343362.html

Update 2:

The hurricane is so severe it's reading as an earthquake.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/weat...evices-designed-detect-earthquakes/634419001/

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

The path keeps shifting back and forth, and most of South Florida is at a fifty percent chance of hurricane force winds. It's literally like flipping a coin.

What's the latest on Central Florida? Last I heard they still said Category 3 when it reaches Orlando.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Review brah is in the path of hurricane Irma

 

[tehpope]

This is the worst news to come out of this storm. Stay safe Review Brah.

 

[CWCchange]

What's the latest on Central Florida? Last I heard they still said Category 3 when it reaches Orlando.

It's still right in the middle, and the effects of a Category 3 in Orlando could be comparable with a 4 and even 5 in South Florida, because they're seldom under such hurricane threats and might not take preparations as seriously. On the other hand, getting threat after threat with misses makes a later actual hit devastating because people might consider it another false alarm.

 

[XYZpdq]

It's still right in the middle, and the effects of a Category 3 in Orlando could be comparable with a 4 and even 5 in South Florida, because they're seldom under such hurricane threats and might not take preparations as seriously. On the other hand, getting threat after threat with misses makes a later actual hit devastating because people might consider it another false alarm.

lol I-4 construction debris is going to assrape the city

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

It's still right in the middle, and the effects of a Category 3 in Orlando could be comparable with a 4 and even 5 in South Florida, because they're seldom under such hurricane threats and might not take preparations as seriously. On the other hand, getting threat after threat with misses makes a later actual hit devastating because people might consider it another false alarm.

Well, fuck.
House is secure and I'm fortunate enough not to live near any construction... still though, RIP windows

 

[Android raptor]

What's the latest on any impacts for GA? Usually we at least get rain and some winds when hurricanes blow through, sometimes even tornados.

 

[The Great Chandler]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YioNHhDzJcs
Review brah is in the path of hurricane Irma

 

[Hui]

Have plenty of ammo as well Florida man/ppl.

 

[XYZpdq]

Got plenty for my 45. I always stock on the 4 B's of hurricane survival: Bottled water, Batteries, Bullets and Beer.
Sometimes people tell me I should add bitches to that list. But I am not gonna cause I ain't no homo.

But seriously I will shoot at the hurricane for the hell of it. It might not be as solid as a plan as:
https://www.facebook.com/events/281828308983096
or
"Scream like Goku at it"

But I'll try my luck

They say Florida is in the hurricane's path.
I say the hurricane is in the path of ten million Florida Men.

I almost pity it.

 

[RP 520]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YioNHhDzJcs
Review brah is in the path of hurricane Irma

Maybe he'll review the hurricane after it's over?

 

[CWCchange]

lol I-4 construction debris is going to assrape the city

Fuck, I though they were wrapping up construction the last time I was there over six years ago. It looks like it's being reimagined into a theme park ride itself.

What's the latest on any impacts for GA? Usually we at least get rain and some winds when hurricanes blow through, sometimes even tornados.

Pretty much the entire state.
https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/hurricane-irma-bahamas-florida-georgia-carolinas-forecast

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

According to current projections it's really Miami is going to get hit hard and anything on the south tip where most of the degenerates are.

After land fall it should quicly lose strength.

Thank fuck.
Edit: I am incredibly nervous but determined to Florida Man my way to survival

 

[repentance]

What's the latest on any impacts for GA? Usually we at least get rain and some winds when hurricanes blow through, sometimes even tornados.

State of emergency declared in 30 counties. Mandatory evacuations starting Saturday in some.

https://gov.georgia.gov/press-relea...xpands-state-emergency-24-additional-counties

 

[CWCchange]

According to current projections it's really Miami is going to get hit hard and anything on the south tip where most of the degenerates are.

After land fall it should quicly lose strength.

A ten percent likelihood difference in hurricane force winds further up into Southwest and Central Florida is almost a margin of error.

 

[CabbageMan]

Landed at a nice campsite in Georgia north of Atlanta. We're taking a day off because traffic was fucking dicks and we're all stressed as shit.

Stay safe Florida mans.

P.S. the fucking inverter died in the RV yesterday so we have no power to the outlets or appliances. We look like dipshits with a 50 foot extension cable fed through the side window off the 3 pin plug on the 50 amp hookup point.

Half the shit isn't working right either. Moral of this story is an RV in storage in Florida humidity gets rekt hard. Unfortunately Irma is a cunt and didn't give us time to get a tune up.

 

[Pina Colada]

For any Kiwis living in or near Indian River County, Vero Beach, Treasure Coast Palm, and Sebastian, I found some hurricane shelters that will open tomorrow:

• Freshmen Learning Center
• Oslo Middle
• Sebastian River Middle
• Fellsmere Elementary
• Liberty Magnet (Pet-Friendly)
• Treasure Coast Elementary

http://www.treasurecoast.com/treasure-coast-hurricane-shelters/
https://www.sebastiandaily.com/news...-for-sebastian-fellsmere-vero-beach-7924/amp/
http://www.tcpalm.com/story/weather...evacuation-shelters-hurricane-irma/642375001/

 

[Jaimas]

....HOW LONG WERE YOU HOLDING ONTO THAT ONE?!

 

[The Great Chandler]

So yeah, pretty much all of Florida.

 

[Cosmos]

ISIS cunts are celebrating Hurricane Irma as being divine punishment from Allah because America has been fighting against ISIS. What do they call natural disasters in Muslim countries, then?