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The most recent thing that pissed me off with him is in his FanFest recap.
Specifically at 3:10

Anyone with a basic degree of fucking pattern recognition is not "ridiculous" for seeing what is blatantly a Battle Pass and worrying that Square is going to try and shoehorn in some more paid bullshit into the game. The UI is the most Mobile-looking shit we've seen out of FFXIV since FFXIV Mobile. He is so primed and coiled to strike at anyone remotely critical of the game unless they do it about things he deems acceptable that it makes listening to him just obnoxious if he's talking about anything that isn't job based (like listening to Xeno say Dawntrail has been the best expansion since Stormblood solely because he likes the raid content).
I cannot listen to this whiny cunt and the way he enunciates things. He has a very punchable voice, and his attitude in NN is just as bad. I got to see a lot of his bullshit before I found a crew of people who weren't full on schizo troons and was using NN to learn the game.

He's incredibly entitled. He was whining about how SE should be giving him more care and attention on Twitter and I was dumbfounded when he got media access at the prior NA FanFest. I don't know if he did this time around, but fuck him if he did. That's also likely why he's such a rabid defender of the game -- he wants Yoshi Senpai to notice his autistic ass. It also extends to statics he's in. I know he's had friction with at least 2 different statics, although I don't know specifics.

His Twitter has had a lot of malding from him and can be a source of amusement, too, if you go digging), has a very 'I'm right/you're wrong' attitude that is reminiscent of Pat Tomlinson -- he booted some sprout because they said they were playing the Hogwarts game. He said it was due to 'spoilers', but it was clearly 'omg he's playing the troon genocide gameeeeeee', as the guy hadn't said anything about the game that could constitute spoilers.

He's the Platonic ideal of the Burger King mentor. His guides are needlessly complex and stupidly autistic (and, apparently in some cases wrong in terms of not being optimal -- he fucking hates the Balance because he clashed rather vocally with them on some Dragoon rotation shit, IIRC), but no brownie points because he's as equally as obnoxious as the Balance troons)

Did I mention I do not like him? I'll take my top hat now.

I'd like some sources on that if you've got any but it wouldn't surprise me at all.
I can't really get into specifics without outing myself in game, but anytime he gets into a social circle (usually statics for Savage/Ultimates) and he discovers someone is a girl he starts messaging them and getting gradually creepier with them. He does back off completely if they tell him to knock it off and he doesn't fixate on like a particular person, but if he discovers you're a girl, you're likely going to be getting random messages from him as he keeps pushing boundaries.
 
Did I mention I do not like him? I'll take my top hat now.
Obligatory top hat given, but thanks for the info. NNiggers and Burger King Mentors are some of the most insufferable players in the game. If there is one bit of advice I can give to anyone starting the game, it's to ignore them because they'll almost always give you dogshit advice.
 
Obligatory top hat given, but thanks for the info. NNiggers and Burger King Mentors are some of the most insufferable players in the game. If there is one bit of advice I can give to anyone starting the game, it's to ignore them because they'll almost always give you dogshit advice.
Mentors for the most part are the most insufferable and entitled faggots on the game. Ive legit gotten more assistance from actual randoms than the bk crowners. When i started i decided to use the novice network i think it was, the chat for newbies, to ask for help but all i see was people taking about everything except the game. I remember asking a mentor during a duty something about my class at the time(Reaper) and all he told me was to get the fflogs if i wanted help with the class. I called him a waste of oxygen and he got the people in said duty to kick me and report me for being "toxic".
 
but all i see was people taking about everything except the game
People use it as a global chat because the game lacks any sort of global chat. I get it, it's something Squeenix really should have addressed by this point. But at the same time, they really should spend more time making sure the novice network is actually used for what it is supposed to be used for instead of policing people for saying mean words in an instance and hurting someone's feelings. As it is, people get the burger king crown just so they can use NN as a global chat and feel important.
and all he told me was to get the fflogs if i wanted help with the class
That's just retarded. FFLogs doesn't even tell you how to play jobs. It's XIVanalysis that tells you a little bit, which requires using ACT and uploading to FFLogs, then loading that on XIVanalysis, all for it to tell you to do what you already know usually but might not have in muscle memory yet.

People need to learn to just say "I don't know" instead of deflecting elsewhere. Or, if you're gonna wear the crown, you can do the fucking work and earn it. Square really needs to change the Mentor icon so retards will stop wearing it just because it's a crown.
 
All XIV "content creators" are either faggots and retards, Xeems and Brappy deserve each other.

Something worth pointing out, in Korea there's a promo going around that says they're getting a reward for playing XIV, So Korean numbers will absolutely be skewed by this. Another notable thing is that they're using Helmarut as the promo art, not Sphene nor Wuk.

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I'm back in after a 2 year break to raise children and getting DT on sale, catching up with all the drama and I'm glad to see there was a little bit of gay mafia purging in the dev team.

Funny enough, not 10 minutes after first logging in, I had a troon whisper me that my RP profile was now considered transphobic, so I have a pretty good idea how vastly the infection has spread in the player base. So this time around, I'm going to seek out the most racist and bigoted XIV players I can find.

On the subject of Dawntrail, it's a 5/10. The story is full-on sesame street nearly the entire way, the first two zones had like zero punchup in the script. And I am so glad I switched to JP, Zoraal Ja is much more enjoyable with Jotaro's VA. I'd had scored it a 3 but the dungeons were pretty good and Living Memory was actually a great idea for a public zone, I wanna see more chill city zones if they arent going to bother making them dangerous anymore.
 
That's just retarded. FFLogs doesn't even tell you how to play jobs. It's XIVanalysis that tells you a little bit, which requires using ACT and uploading to FFLogs, then loading that on XIVanalysis, all for it to tell you to do what you already know usually but might not have in muscle memory yet.
XIVanalysis has legitimate uses but it does have a problem of being either painfully obvious ("roll your GCD") or requiring significant class and fight knowledge to know what you can actually do about what it points out, IME.

It is not really a suitable tool for answering basic questions about a job, but it is at least a little better than FFLogs on its own. In terms of actually useful resources, I think if I didn't know myself, I would just say as much and then point someone at the icyveins class guides, since they are pretty in depth and pretty good.
There's also the Balans guides, I guess, but that requires actually joining their discord server, so lol.
 
XIVanalysis has legitimate uses but it does have a problem of being either painfully obvious ("roll your GCD") or requiring significant class and fight knowledge to know what you can actually do about what it points out, IME.

It is not really a suitable tool for answering basic questions about a job, but it is at least a little better than FFLogs on its own. In terms of actually useful resources, I think if I didn't know myself, I would just say as much and then point someone at the icyveins class guides, since they are pretty in depth and pretty good.
There's also the Balans guides, I guess, but that requires actually joining their discord server, so lol.
I mean there's also the fact that XIV isn't really a difficult game to understand. A lot of it is just pressing buttons when they light up, and once you know the sequence, then the muscle memory to keep it up while avoiding DDR pattern attack #893.
 
XIVanalysis has legitimate uses but it does have a problem of being either painfully obvious ("roll your GCD") or requiring significant class and fight knowledge to know what you can actually do about what it points out, IME.

It is not really a suitable tool for answering basic questions about a job, but it is at least a little better than FFLogs on its own. In terms of actually useful resources, I think if I didn't know myself, I would just say as much and then point someone at the icyveins class guides, since they are pretty in depth and pretty good.
There's also the Balans guides, I guess, but that requires actually joining their discord server, so lol.
Not to say it doesn't have uses, but if someone is asking how to play their job, this is so far out of the scope of useful tools that it's basically worthless. It's just that that is the only thing I could think of that you might get some useful info out of via FFLogs. But for the most part it's literally just gonna tell you "keep your GCD going" and "try to spend all of your cooldowns so you don't lose them to cooldown drift". It's much more of a useful tool for telling you what your muscle memory is slacking on.
 
Funny enough, not 10 minutes after first logging in, I had a troon whisper me that my RP profile was now considered transphobic, so I have a pretty good idea how vastly the infection has spread in the player base. So this time around, I'm going to seek out the most racist and bigoted XIV players I can find.

What did you have in it that repulsed them? Or was it simply the absence of pronouns that drove them up a wall?
 
What did you have in it that repulsed them? Or was it simply the absence of pronouns that drove them up a wall?
For a while my search info message was "True and honest woman." and it pissed off the MtF troons so much even though originally back then, the message was more because people kept mistaking me for a dude. Nowadays it doesn't bother me if people think I'm a dude but it was funny how I ended up inadvertently pissing off a whole other group of people.
 
For a while my search info message was "True and honest woman." and it pissed off the MtF troons so much even though originally back then, the message was more because people kept mistaking me for a dude. Nowadays it doesn't bother me if people think I'm a dude but it was funny how I ended up inadvertently pissing off a whole other group of people.
Give it a week and literally the most innocuous shit will be verboten by the troons and labeled as "twansphobia" by some retard in programmer socks.
 
Mentors for the most part are the most insufferable and entitled faggots on the game.
Nothing is worse than a retard who thinks they are right.
Had a burgerking healer in a clyte run for expert, him and both the dps'd died so I walled.

Faggot then proceeds to stand at the door and go on a tirade about "UHHM ACKTHUALLY PHEONIX DOWNS EXISTS YOU COULD OF REVIVED ME AND WE COULD OF-"
Shut the fuck up, healer and both DPS died within the first 30 seconds of the fight. I'm walling. I am not going to spend 10-20 minutes doing a single fucking dungeon boss. It's faster to just reset, and I know that very well since I once was one of those austistic fucks who'd race friends for dungeon speedrun times. I'm critically aware of when it's a wash.

I put it much nicer than that, but of course they just sat there and bitched the entire time, so I started the fight without them, finished it without them since i kept the dps alive and then they left.

Burgerkings never change. Useless creatures. Unironically, you would improve the game if you blanket banned anyone who willingly wears the crown.
 
Speaking of phoenix downs I almost rarely, if ever, see people using one in dungeons. And it’s annoying because I tank and when I’m the only one carrying any and trying to revive a healer during a boss fight while getting hit can interrupt the process.
 
Speaking of phoenix downs I almost rarely, if ever, see people using one in dungeons. And it’s annoying because I tank and when I’m the only one carrying any and trying to revive a healer during a boss fight while getting hit can interrupt the process.
Wasn't it before 7.3 you couldn't use them at all in dungeons? That's why I never bothered with them, from memory they only worked in Deep Dungeons so I'd grab one if I was doing that but otherwise it was a waste of an inventory slot.
 
Wasn't it before 7.3 you couldn't use them at all in dungeons? That's why I never bothered with them, from memory they only worked in Deep Dungeons so I'd grab one if I was doing that but otherwise it was a waste of an inventory slot.
Pretty much. I always had one in my inventory just for Deep Dungeons. Now I try to keep a stack on me just to try and save wipes in dungeons when I'm not playing a job that has a res. It's still only usable in 4 person content but hey, if I can pick the retard healer up to keep from having to do the Walk of Shame I'll call it a win.
 
Ugh...
Another consequence of the new expansion coming out is that now, every single CC who played FF14 and then "quit" for some reason or another, start coming out of the woodwork like a faggot infestation and vomiting out retarded videos with titles like "Reigniting my passion for FFXIV..." or "I'm returning to FFXIV"

We get it, the content well is coming back and you want to milk it again until you inevitably get bored and "quit" again for the 3rd time, go through your whole "FFXIV is dead" arc of videos, only to come crawling back when the next expansion is released.

MMO CCs are actual cancer holy shit.
 
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