Speedrun Event General - AGDQ Up! - Exceptional people play games really fast

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UCHUBomb said:
I am morbidly curious to see how bad Split Fiction was if it's just a giant blob on the lower end.
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Considering the labelling, it's two troons playing the game completely straight (hah), which considering what Split Fiction is, there's no point.
 
>check out the path of exile two speedrun, because how do you speedrun a game like that
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HA HA HA! What a bunch of giant fags. During the F.E.A.R. 2 run they called time when they got to the Telesthetic Amplifier Seat, paused and exited to the Main Menu, skipping the game's final boss sequence so they wouldn't have to show the finale of the game on stream.

At the end of the game, your character is strapped to a cuck throne and is raped by the spooky ghost lady you have been trying to stop all game. She rapes you to get pregnant. You fucked a ghost and, as this realization dawns on you, you hear the feint twinkle of an achievement notification as it appears in the top-right corner of the screen, and look askew and see that the trophy for beating this game by fucking a ghost is titled "Climax."
 
WarJams said:
HA HA HA! What a bunch of giant fags. During the F.E.A.R. 2 run they called time when they got to the Telesthetic Amplifier Seat, paused and exited to the Main Menu, skipping the game's final boss sequence so they wouldn't have to show the finale of the game on stream.

At the end of the game, your character is strapped to a cuck throne and is raped by the spooky ghost lady you have been trying to stop all game. She rapes you to get pregnant. You fucked a ghost and, as this realization dawns on you, you hear the feint twinkle of an achievement notification as it appears in the top-right corner of the screen, and look askew and see that the trophy for beating this game by fucking a ghost is titled "Climax."
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*faint twinkle

A feint is a decoy move in combat, like a short jab that doesn't connect to distract from a bigger punch from the other hand.
 
BiggestKai said:
>check out the path of exile two speedrun, because how do you speedrun a game like that
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Game starts with character named trans rights having a rope around its neck. It's also the manliest poe2 character - the warrior. Gave me a hearty laugh.
With good build I spend in campaign almost 3 times longer. Good run.
 
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In case you're wondering what the fuck happened with DK64, it's modded:

 
The majora's mask blindfolded run reminded me of why i used to love gdq.

pure autism
no troon shit inserted
an actually impressive feat

I just wish the host would stfu but thats typical.

i want the 2014 era back bros :(
 
I was just doing some maintenance at my other house and the tenant was watching gdq, and all I could hear while I'm fixing the toilet is enby this, trans that, authentic self this, bisexual game that. Skimming the thread it seems you all already knew that... But I'm impressed at how awful it sounded in passing. If I hadn't watched it in the past I'd think it was specifically an lgbtq event.

Also someone mentioned Split Fiction somewhere. Actual good game to play with your kid. Forgiving enough for the kids, engaging enough for a True Gamer™️ parent to not get too bored. The art direction is good and charms the kids and is nice to look at playing from the couch.
 
brokenexuberance said:
I was just doing some maintenance at my other house and the tenant was watching gdq, and all I could hear while I'm fixing the toilet is enby this, trans that, authentic self this, bisexual game that. Skimming the thread it seems you all already knew that... But I'm impressed at how awful it sounded in passing. If I hadn't watched it in the past I'd think it was specifically an lgbtq event.

Also someone mentioned Split Fiction somewhere. Actual good game to play with your kid. Forgiving enough for the kids, engaging enough for a True Gamer™️ parent to not get too bored. The art direction is good and charms the kids and is nice to look at on playing from the couch.
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That fuck-the-oscars fella knows how to make fun vidya. Heard the writing wasn't as good as the previous game, but whatever that's small potatoes.
 
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