Speedrun Event General - AGDQ Up! - Exceptional people play games really fast

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They started popping up a graphic on the sidebar that flashes TRANS RIGHTS every time someone donates with that in the message, which at this point is every other donation. It's a shame because there's been some OK runs so far, but its just completely unwatchable between the 30 minute transitions having to mute Spikevegeta doing some stupid bit and then a constant barrage of TRANS RIGHTS during the runs, usually talking over the runner.

Having ESA a week before this was a ROUGH contrast.
 
It's pretty funny how objectively unwatchable it's gotten. I haven't been able to stand it in years but by now they must be making even some normies cringe.
 
More than anything I don't know why the event isn't just for Trans Rights with how prevalent it is in all of the runs.

I'm not sure how a normie could tune in and think it's for MSF when it's so blatantly about trannies.
 
Why is it that every time I peak in on this shitshow it looks like a bunch of kids who couldn't pass a background check to become theater kids —because they aren't allowed around children, what with the sex crimes— are taking this chance to put on their own off-key off-topic off-Broadway stageshow.

WHERE'S THE FUCKING VIDYA! It's PRIME TIME for the east half of the country and these faggots were doing a song routine! I know it's almost passe to say it's the worst it's ever been, but this genuinely may be the worst.
 
Why is it that every time I peak in on this shitshow it looks like a bunch of kids who couldn't pass a background check to become theater kids —because they aren't allowed around children, what with the sex crimes— are taking this chance to put on their own off-key off-topic off-Broadway stageshow.

WHERE'S THE FUCKING VIDYA! It's PRIME TIME for the east half of the country and these faggots were doing a song routine! I know it's almost passe to say it's the worst it's ever been, but this genuinely may be the worst.
To be fair (and it makes me sick to do so) but they do need to have padding because the runs don't always run on time. Some of them end early, some of them go late, etc and there's the changing of the setup between runs - you need something to cut to when they're moving equipment into or out of the room.

GDQ has a vested interest in paying $0 for talent so you're going to get shit like this as these nobodies try and leverage this into their "big break" for streaming.
 
and there's the changing of the setup between runs - you need something to cut to when they're moving equipment into or out of the room.
Bro just have two stations and set up/tear down one while the other is live and vice versa. Bands figured this out like literally a hundred years ago. These fags don't even have to worry about sharing a stage, they can just hit a button on an AV hub to change the feed.
 
Bro just have two stations and set up/tear down one while the other is live and vice versa. Bands figured this out like literally a hundred years ago. These fags don't even have to worry about sharing a stage, they can just hit a button on an AV hub to change the feed.
I get it, but they're cheap and lazy. The equipment doesn't always use the same AV cabling and I believe most of it is the runner's own equipment - so they literally bring it with them as their run starts.

They also give time for runners and couch people so shuffle in, set up, audio test, etc.

It is inefficient as hell, but again $0 and Trans Rights are more important then a good production or show.
 
It's pretty funny how objectively unwatchable it's gotten. I haven't been able to stand it in years but by now they must be making even some normies cringe.
I usually enjoy AGDQ/SGDQ quite a lot even with the occasional tranny bullshit. But this SGDQ has been on totally another level when it comes to that. It is at the point where it is pretty much unwatchable. Almost every run is filled with "trans rights" spam either by the host, the runner, or by the donations. There's also been way more runs where the runner or the couch are clearly just some ugly dudes in a dress with some make up slapped on.
What's crazy for me is that SGDQ isn't even supposed have anything to do with "trans rights" and it's meant to be for MSF. What makes it even stupider is that they have a completely separated event that is all about "female" speedrunners. So why do they feel like they must force the tranny shit on SGDQ too is just beoynd my understanding,
I really hope they would face some serious backlash that would make them reconsider how to run the event. But seeing how they are already at almost $1.5 million raised I highly doubt that will happen.
 
I usually enjoy AGDQ/SGDQ quite a lot even with the occasional tranny bullshit. But this SGDQ has been on totally another level when it comes to that. It is at the point where it is pretty much unwatchable. Almost every run is filled with "trans rights" spam either by the host, the runner, or by the donations. There's also been way more runs where the runner or the couch are clearly just some ugly dudes in a dress with some make up slapped on.
What's crazy for me is that SGDQ isn't even supposed have anything to do with "trans rights" and it's meant to be for MSF. What makes it even stupider is that they have a completely separated event that is all about "female" speedrunners. So why do they feel like they must force the tranny shit on SGDQ too is just beoynd my understanding,
I really hope they would face some serious backlash that would make them reconsider how to run the event. But seeing how they are already at almost $1.5 million raised I highly doubt that will happen.
Their views are tanking each year though. I used to think the theories about faked donations/money laundering were total nonsense, but seeing as their viewership just falls further and further down but donations magically increase, it's honestly starting to seem plausible.
 
To be fair (and it makes me sick to do so) but they do need to have padding because the runs don't always run on time. Some of them end early, some of them go late, etc and there's the changing of the setup between runs - you need something to cut to when they're moving equipment into or out of the room.

GDQ has a vested interest in paying $0 for talent so you're going to get shit like this as these nobodies try and leverage this into their "big break" for streaming.
I actually agree with this quite a bit, with a speedrunning event especially, the schedule can end up being all over the place, plus when you have X amount of runners each event, there's bound to be at least one person who gets sick and it requires scrambling last minute to shuffle everything around. And it being 24/7 doesn't help, since people might be on a specific sleep schedule because they thought they were running at a more obscure hour, so you can't just shift them around.

Good events (aka ESA) have this, I think the difference is how they handle it. ESA is a lot more relaxed, they don't really try and do skits or anything and instead vamp for time in a way that feels pretty natural. I think GDQ's biggest problem is their unnatural toxic positivity. I get that GDQ is, for lack of a better term, more corporate than ESA. But it feels like GDQ doesn't understand how to handle that at all and thinks it means they have to be completely sterilized of anything that's even remotely negative. And, hey, I'll give them credit, if they were making a public access show aimed at 2-4 years old, they'd absolutely hit the ball out of the park. It feels like they can't even say "this game is bad" because that might hurt some dev's feelings, so instead of awful block, they have to have silly block. Meanwhile, ESA will run a game the runner will gladly admit is bad/flawed/whatever, but is still fun.

I think GDQ also prioritizes their crew more than the runners. Which, again, to an extent I sort of get...but they go too over the top with it. Especially with the hosts. I'm sure it happens every now and then at ESA too, but a big difference to me when I watch the events is how often the GDQ hosts interrupt to try and read donations versus at ESA. I think it goes back to the relaxed thing. ESA runs will let the runner and the couch shoot the shit and go on tangents when there's nothing technical to talk about. This is becoming rarer and rarer in GDQ runs because the hosts will look for any opportunity to jump in and read donations.

The donations they pick are also just really cringe most of the time. Not even just the "trans rights" spam, but the number of "personal" stories. I know ESA has these too, but it feels far more common at GDQ. It's just an odd vibe, going from someone talking about how to perform the buttsmash glitch to get out of bounds, to hearing about how someone was depressed for a year after painstakingly losing a parent to cancer, to T-pose humping a wall to launch through the level to hit a trigger while the crowd screams ORB or whatever.
What makes it even stupider is that they have a completely separated event that is all about "female" speedrunners. So why do they feel like they must force the tranny shit on SGDQ too is just beoynd my understanding
It always amuses me that ESA almost always has more female runners/commentors compared to GDQ. I've always heard rumors that women are less comfortable going to GDQ events, whichis why they're getting phased out more and more by troons versus ESA or other events. To the point that I think a standard event still has more women than GDQ's "female" events.
 
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It feels like they can't even say "this game is bad" because that might hurt some dev's feelings, so instead of awful block, they have to have silly block. Meanwhile, ESA will run a game the runner will gladly admit is bad/flawed/whatever, but is still fun.
I think you are over analyzing it a bit. AGDQ has always had an awful block, and SGDQ has always had a silly block. It's just so they match the abbreviations, Awful Games Done Quick for AGDQ and Silly Games Done Quick for SGDQ.
 
I think you are over analyzing it a bit. AGDQ has always had an awful block, and SGDQ has always had a silly block. It's just so they match the abbreviations, Awful Games Done Quick for AGDQ and Silly Games Done Quick for SGDQ.
That's fair on the abbreviation and I'll take the L for not knowing that, but I think the point still stands overall. The biggest example I can think of is that one Jak and Daxter run years ago where they were making jokes about one of the airlines and their PR team scrambled to apologize on Twitter. Or making Tomato Anus go by Tomato Angus. Some of their prerecord bits where they talk about some of the other things you can do at the event also really lean into the toxic positivity, to the point I think they mention friendship and acceptance more than an entire season of <insert whatever show kids are watching here>

I'm not saying I want them to rip into every game or constantly be shit talking or whatever. I think ESA has an overall positive vibe, and even they usually highlight how nice it is to meet other runners and the friendly atmosphere, but they don't like...hammer it home in a way that seems so over the top and forced. Like, when someone at ESA, or really any other event is doing a recap-esque segment, they do it in a way that feels natural, but with GDQ it just feels so overproduced and forced that it comes off as insincere, like someone off camera is threatening to break their legs if they stop smiling for even a second. And I get that some people are naturally going to want to act up in front of a camera or crowd, but the fact that it's everyone and every segment makes it harder to write off as it just being nerves or a one off or whatever. Especially if you watch some of the people outside of the event where they're still streaming to an audience, but they're able to act much more relaxed and casual and behave like actual people.
 
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