Speedrun Event General - AGDQ Up! - Exceptional people play games really fast

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

It's interesting that they'd have a person who constantly posts on twitter and reddit about their latex fetish wear this on a family-friendly stream.
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Why are her ears pointed like an elf?
Why are you wearing all that latex shit? It's a speedrunning event.
What the fuck is that fat slob on the couch? Take your smelly crusty feet off the couch.
Why is your gunt showing? Cover it up, I don't want to see it.
Did they intentionally dye their hair purple because it's the faggot color?

WTF everything in AGDQ

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

It's interesting that they'd have a person who constantly posts on twitter and reddit about their latex fetish wear this on a family-friendly stream.
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Well see, it's very simple. Being right leaning, funny, or even slightly chud-like is not family friendly. Conversely, being a tranny, homosexual or sexual degenerate is super family friendly.

 

[dick brain]

Thought that was a sped helmet at first.

 

[Bonesjones]

How long ago was it that someone exposed the scam? They donate all the money to DWB and then it kicks back a quarter of the earnings for "cost". So the trannies just took it over so they could pay themselves and all their friends from the proceeds. You can tell by the way it went from being the most interesting and entertaining runs to whatever dilating crap could find. It was over as soon as they removed the Super Metroid finale.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Out of all the thumbnails, this one not only resembles a woman the most, but the most presentable one.

+ she/her pronouns
+ not fat and the overall package looks feminine enough
+ rpgs like chrono trigger is accessible to and liked by both genders
+ the 2 round things on her chest appears to be breasts

- voice is somewhat deep for a woman
- her hair looks suspiciously like a wig
- if we imagine her without makeup, her face looks somewhat manly (especially the thumbnail)
- arms/shoulders look a little bit thick/broad

What do you think kiwis?

They are openly trans and sell softcore porn on their website.

 

[dick brain]

They

He got a mouse in his pocket?

 

[Tanner Glass]

He got a mouse in his pocket?

I didn't check the porn, so no idea. Felt gross enough looking through the website as it is.

The poster was confused on if it was a tranny, so "he" wouldn't have helped and I'm sure as shit not using "she" so they it is.

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

They are openly trans and sell softcore porn on their website.

I guess all the remotely attractive cis-women (girl who had her chair sniffed, girl at the Chibi/CavemanDCJ speedrun) have been driven out of GDQ for good, years ago.