I'm so burnt out of vidya reviewers talking about sonic in some aspects now. Saw a review of SA2 that started out strong but then went into the standard bugman script of having a like 8-10 minute long segment about how "HOW DOES THE GOVERNMENT MISTAKE SONIC FOR SHADOW? SHADOW DOESNT LOOK ANYTHING LIKE SONIC WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? GUESS IT'S A LEFTOVER OF WHEN HE WAS NAMED TERIOS AND JUST LOOKED LIKE SONIC." and this is unironic statements not content farm engagement shit. Like yeah there's likely some elements left over from when he was just a darker blue sonic with an eye scar and some cool wristbands but WIGGER YOU HAVE EYES. YOU PLAYED THROUGH SA1. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT REGISTER HE'S JUST BLACK SUPER SONIC. YOU ARE SHOWING FOOTAGE OF THE FINALHAZARD FIGHT WHERE THE TWO OF THEM LITERALLY USE THE SAME MODEL WITH DIFFERENT SHOES I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU.
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This of course also is neglecting the fact they framed sonic as a coverup to hide the existence of shadow, someone they literally destroyed all documentation of so all that was left was the paper about the fucking "failed prototype" of the biolizard.
NEXT YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THE SECTIONS WITH MECHS THAT ARE BIGGER THAN GAMMA ARE BAD FOR HAVING WEIGHT TO THE FUCKING MOVEMENT GO AHEAD I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA DO IT. (he did it by the way lmao)