Sonic The Hedgehog Games

[Dr. Geronimo]

I don't know what the fuck is happening when I drift. Seems like my drifts randomly reset mid turn

 

[NerdShamer]

Sometimes I think about how the DiC guys liked their AoSTH robotnik design so much that they just made his mom him with tits.

Tbf, shit like that is kind of normal for 90s cartoons. But it certainly unintentionally traumatized an lot of kids into becoming coomers, though.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Tbf, shit like that is kind of normal for 90s cartoons. But it certainly unintentionally traumatized an lot of kids into becoming coomers, though.

If mama robotnik made anyone into a coomer I'm going to have to talk with them. Anything that happens as a result is on them.

 

[Snake of Diamond]

Spoiler: Video

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rIKSx7QVYQk:1249

I know it's a racing game but those rival interactions are really boring, they also have a big kung fu dubbing syndrome.
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>POV: you are denied hot chick heaven and you go to mobian hell instead

A few of my friends are gushing about Sage's interactions they datamined from the game. They're ok but i have to remind them (which they got annoyed at me) that it is ultimately empty if this is the context. Characters are talking trash which is fine but they are talking like actual stakes are in play and this isn't just a typical kart racer. If this were a fighting game or something the trash talk would be interesting.

As for the game itself it makes me pull my hair out because there's a lot of bad typical kart racing designs where the worst players in the lobby can win due to items being position based. This always annoyed me about stuff like Mario Kart which is why i don't play them online often.

Yeah, Old Amy was fun and had energy to her character. Now shes just the stale "Girl character" whose incredibly safe and boring.

They sheered off her chasing Sonic but overdid it and sheered off the rest of personality. In Frontiers they made her whole character goal about "spreading love" which is what she was already doing as she was usually there for moral support and to make friends. Like I said with some buds, Amy is good as a support character not as part of the main cast since there's barely anything she can do.

 

[Pixy]

So I won my first grand prix, and was treated to this.

Whatever direction they were giving her for that line, it was clearly wrong. It sounds so monotone when it should've been said in a sing-song tone.

Even then, that lyric is an odd choice to reference. Just another one of Ian Flynn's genius #KnowingSmile references.

 

[NerdShamer]

If mama robotnik made anyone into a coomer

Apparently, it's an thing since 2011, at least.

So, yeah. Someone must have gotten paid to draw that shit.

 

[Mossy Trash Panda]

The new 'mysterious' jester thief from the comics' upcoming story arc, Lunar the Sugar glider, is a genderspecial troon with no pronouns.
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I'm noticing how the comics are turning out similarly to IDW's Transformers run, stuffed full of globohomo and deteriorating rapidly.

If the verbal beating Gigi got is any indication, then that's just gonna make people drop the comic even more.

 

[Book Thief]

I don't get the feeling Shadow is eager to snap Eggman's neck like Omega is.

Are you sure about that?

He kills him in 3 different endings: Neutral Hero, Neutral Dark, and Semi-Dark Hero. Granted, all of these are non-canon, but they still showed him doing it.

 

[Retarded Weeb]

Are you sure about that?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xEX5TaMJUSAHe kills him in 3 different endings: Neutral Hero, Neutral Dark, and Semi-Dark Hero. Granted, all of these are non-canon, but they still showed him doing it.

I had his game in consideration when I wrote that. Like you said, they're non-canon, and it's only in the Neutral and Dark path endings, while the canon ending is closer to the Hero path. And the post I replied to was talking about Shadow killing Eggman in the context of stopping Eggman from committing evil, all anti-hero like. That's far from the reasons Shadow does kill Eggman in those endings. In the Neutral path he mistakenly believes he's an android copy created by Eggman, with the Neutral-Hero ending having him kill Eggman to take over his robot army, and the Neutral-Dark ending he kill him to completely sever any ties Eggman has over him. The Dark-Hero ending is kind of similar, with Shadow killing Eggman while declaring he's just gonna do whatever he wants from now on rather than side with anyone.

 

[GodJesusHimself]

I play Sonic 1 mostly. Because it was the first and my favorite.

 

[NerdShamer]

He kills him in 3 different endings

Because for some retarded reason, our favorite scientists is also on the alien's comet. But considering my first impressions of that game, I wasn't really surprised by the devs reusing bosses like that

In the Neutral path he mistakenly believes he's an android copy created by Eggman,

But this should have been one of the easiest things that can be far disproven as soon as Tails gets involved. But Eggman gaslighting him over that is a little bit funny. But too bad that they've never really followed through with that bit, since that was the ending of Heroes

 

[Pixy]

But this should have been one of the easiest things that can be far disproven as soon as Tails gets involved.

All he had to do was take an x-ray.

 

[Mossy Trash Panda]

All he had to do was take an x-ray.

"All you had to do was take the damn x-ray, CJ!"

 

[Archeops]

I've been playing Crossworlds' Open Network Test and I've been enjoying it. The item management is better the Closed Network Test (and MKW's, which I find to be too chaotic) online races are fun as hell.

If you guys want to do a bit of trolling use the gadget that gives you a monster truck power-up at the start of a race, it's a gas and it infuriates a lot of players.

I don't know what the fuck is happening when I drift. Seems like my drifts randomly reset mid turn

I've had this happen to me every now and then, the game seems to be really into linking drifts and the best advice I can give is to mind your shoulder buttons.

 

[GoodWinSon]

They gotta pwotect the poor artists and not burn them out.

It's likely more something else but if it is actually in fact to help prevent burnout I can understand.

I believe it's partially due to the state IDW is in as a company. Their later Transformers comic had the same issue.

Aaw, come on, you're missing out on good characters like girl-boss sheep, yandere psycho green bitch, blue washed out fox (in every sense of the word), ugly playtipus, ugly lemur with a big tail, she-wolf with guns, identical twin skunk thugs, uber-ugly minor crime lord...
Yeah, they're rather lame, especially the lack of villains.

Some of this characters I wish were handled better but all the original IDW villains are lame jobbers. They are either a joke (skunks and octopus) or they're sidelined before they can do some real damage (platypus and possum).

hell, they even brought her into the Archie comic (neutering her design of course, because HECKIN MALE GAZE):

They also made her an ice cold girl boss who made Eggman scream like a manchild. Weirdly, they also implied she was Metal Sonic's side piece, but that never went anywhere.

 

[NerdShamer]

All he had to do was take an x-ray.

And subsequently beat the shit out of Eggman in the next installm - Oh, wait. That's Sonic '06. No wonder this company is struggling so much.

 

[Newcomer 42]

Some of this characters I wish were handled better but all the original IDW villains are lame jobbers. They are either a joke (skunks and octopus) or they're sidelined before they can do some real damage (platypus and possum).

The Oppossum tried too hard despite being a second-rate villain, but he stood out due to how fucking ugly he is. Has he been killed already?
I also how he looks like he has green pants, but it's actually his fun, because he too is barred from certain pieces of clothing because of mandates.

They also made her an ice cold girl boss who made Eggman scream like a manchild. Weirdly, they also implied she was Metal Sonic's side piece, but that never went anywhere.

That was after the retcon reboot, where characters got resetted and lost all personality as a result. Sally got a bland full-body covering uniform, while Antoine oddly enough got a darker fur and swapped his half-uniform for belts. I also noticed niggers began to pup up after said retcon as well (such as the typical nigress with afro boss leader type), when before they weren't a thing.

 

[StoneKnightMan]

guys. a reimder that the joker festival evetn will begin tonight at 12;01 am. and for 24 hours we can unlokc and play as joker from the persona series.

plus sega put this up.

https://cp.sega-account.com/

so if you link your sega account to the platform you're playing SRC on, and when the game releases and this promotion becomes available, you can get a code that will let you unlock Sonic's Blue Star extreme gear from sonic riders! cool!

 

[Pixy]

Has he been killed already?

He's now mindraped into being an Eggman lackey. Amazing how quickly they kill off their already-limited cast of villains.

 

[Juaco]

That was after the retcon reboot, where characters got resetted and lost all personality as a result.

i jumped ship on the Archie books right before the megaman crossover so I may be inaccurate, but I’m also sure they kept introducing a shitload of new characters right after the Penders-be-gone wipeout, might explain why characters got no personality when all these new guys were popping up left and right. If it weren’t new characters, it’s a bunch of other existing characters reimagined from other media like that blue doctor from AoSTH. This was the start of Ian Flynn’s lesbian stuff aswell since he was planning to make Sally and her portable computer Nicole a couple and indirectly cuck sonic.

also whenever I watch any Sonic stuff (mainly reviews to see people’s takes on the franchise out of interest, no weird stuff) shit like this up on my JewTube homepage.


IDW was a mistake.