Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Trip Chesterton III said:
I love that Saint Isaais Boner, the dude who ran the GBS basement crew nazi offsite, Skullmund, is a vocal troon now fighting for troon rights, when he literally just ran a website people went to to post the word "nigger"
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I actually wondered if that was actually the FYAD poster I remembered, but wasn’t sure if I was remembering the screen name correctly.

Did he have to do a public mea culpa or was masturbating to himself in a dress enough to erase all past political sins? Has he posted any bathroom selfies in full troon regalia?
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
I actually wondered if that was actually the FYAD poster I remembered, but wasn’t sure if I was remembering the screen name correctly.

Did he have to do a public mea culpa or was masturbating to himself in a dress enough to erase all past political sins? Has he posted any bathroom selfies in full troon regalia?
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More of a BYOB poster. A real tragedy, honestly. Twitter delenda est.
 
Since both SA users and mods (either directly or by one degree of separation) watch this thread, asking if any SA user is a Kiwifarms user will always result in somebody claiming responsibility.

Which means every SA user is a Kiwifarms member, and SA mods should ban all of them, in case that isn't clear to some hypothetical person who is reading this and had the ability to do so.
 
LOWERCASE LETTERS said:
Lol absolutely not. There are multiple people in C-SPAM and D&D who are deluded enough to believe that the forums are not only a major influence on American politics, but also riddled with infiltrators attempting to sway people.
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In fairness, the propaganda that Elliott Higgins spreads on behalf of the Atlantic Council and other shady groups has led to the deaths of uncountable innocent people. But that's because he is presented by their pet media as an 'expert', rather than posting his garbage to the SA forums.
 
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Since both SA users and mods (either directly or by one degree of separation) watch this thread, asking if any SA user is a Kiwifarms user will always result in somebody claiming responsibility.

Which means every SA user is a Kiwifarms member, and SA mods should ban all of them, in case that isn't clear to some hypothetical person who is reading this and had the ability to do so.
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Koala's March finally gets promoted to Admin. At last allowed to view users IP addresses to realize her hunt for wrong-thinkers, she soons discovers that there are only 10 actual posters left. Between suicide, overdoses, puckins, surgical complications, bacon-grease diets, and zipline accidents, all the other posters are dead. All the other dozens of active accounts are these poster's sockpuppet accounts. Worse, all of those 10 remaining posters are Kiwi Farms trolls. She's ascended to the top, but all the Something Awful is now is 10 racist, transphobic Farmers unknowningly trolling each other by using dozens of accounts of accounts to LARP as woke trannies and shitlibs.

Koala's march begins to hyperventilate. There is no one left. She learns Richard Kyanka died choking on $40 courier-delivered cheesesteak sandwich in 2013, and the person currently behind the "Lowtax" account is discovered to be just Null with a rubber mask. She is alone on this dead, gay web 1.0 forum. There only one thing she can do. She permas every active account with sassy black woman gifs. She then closes her eyes and and thinks of the mangosteen as she unbans Keep it Real so together they can repopulate the forum.
 
Sex cop was funny so sad.

Also when you look back the ZDR FAU freak out of "dont talk about the farms" and the shadow banning of known KF posters seems rather effective vs the current crop. Though I am glad they finally put mods behind mod accounts it should honestly be a forums wide policey that way the mod couldnt get the boot lickers or direct the forums as much....well if they did that before the forums became dead and gay.
 
Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD said:
Oh fuck that was a shitter... The Zipline of death... Not even gonna go there with the fatty jerky or the "keto" bacon cholesterol goon.
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I fucking loved the low-carb thread. Everyone who posted in it was slowly descending into insanity. Some guy had bread nightmares. Another goon killed his dog feeding it keto. Someone else had a total cholesterol of like 500.

Plus whatever the fuck this was:

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