Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Samuel Fuller said:
The highlight of the JOOSE thread was the halfwit who didn't know what the term "eyeballing" a dosage meant, and issued it meant you dose yourself by putting it in your eye.

Sadly, someone corrected him.
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The dosing discussion for that was actually insane. It was dosed in micrograms iirc and needed a relatively expensive 3 point scale.

So of course they would do things like make it into a tincture and measure it in mL just assuming uniform distribution or better yet that guy that licked a tip of a toothpick and dipped it in... then did it again and again as the joose took hold and make him forget
 
SwiftBucks said:
The dosing discussion for that was actually insane. It was dosed in micrograms iirc and needed a relatively expensive 3 point scale.

So of course they would do things like make it into a tincture and measure it in mL just assuming uniform distribution or better yet that guy that licked a tip of a toothpick and dipped it in... then did it again and again as the joose took hold and make him forget
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That reminded me of the gag in Arrested Development where GOB would take roofies to forget when he fucked something up, but always waited too long and only forgot taking the roofie, and would take another and repeat that loop.
 
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Tell me what you see in this gif. How many of the moving pics have color?
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EDIT: Why does it only move when you click on it? It's a gif, shouldn't it move by default?
 
Dumping my goons.jpg folder from an old hard drive. Mostly TFR:

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Also does anyone remember a brief period on the forums where seemingly every other goon was self-diagnosing themselves with synesthesia? And then someone cracked a joke that fatsos think they have synesthesia because when they get hungry a picture of a cheeseburger pops into their heads and overnight everyone stopped posting about it.
 
DrPrincessMeatball said:
Dumping my goons.jpg folder from an old hard drive. Mostly TFR:

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Also does anyone remember a brief period on the forums where seemingly every other goon was self-diagnosing themselves with synesthesia? And then someone cracked a joke that fatsos think they have synesthesia because when they get hungry a picture of a cheeseburger pops into their heads and overnight everyone stopped posting about it.
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Maybe it's just me but even back in the early 2000s I was shocked that people would post pictures of themselves online, especially when they look like shit, and especially when the forum you're posting them on is notorious for having equally dysgenic and retarded freaks happy to tear you apart and save the pictures for 20+ years to make fun of you for down-the-line.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Lemme peep that chicken cheese!
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and this :
youll never sustain a sicker burn than the insane + brutal carpet-borne friction from backpedalling after the worm turned on your fucker moron hotdog altriusm. your legs flailed in ever gayer circles fred flintstone style as you raced from the lego den to the computer room to let people know that your self appointed ambassadorial duties plus the time and money you spent trying to take more professional photographs of ersatz retard hotdogs were all part of your incredible joke. you cannot save face or be even remotely not gay.
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Whenever people talk about saving SA, it reminds of of when a mall is shutting down and you get the folks that hung out there as teenagers, reminiscing about all the hanging out they did..

There is a reason the mall basically died. Same with SA.
 
JustStopDude said:
Whenever people talk about saving SA, it reminds of of when a mall is shutting down and you get the folks that hung out there as teenagers, reminiscing about all the hanging out they did..

There is a reason the mall basically died. Same with SA.
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In both cases, its because of niggers.
 
I kinda lost all respect for the goon diaspora (including here, to be honest) when that Hondarider person made the rounds promising juicy gossip and everyone fawned over him, even though a) he was an absolute symptom of SA's corruption and stupidity, and b) he never even supplied any interesting information anyway.

That degenerate (a mod!) advised a person to take LSD rather than seek legitimate help for their addiction and you people licked his toes hoping for information on Ozma's favorite color or something and in the end he just made junkie grunts and farts like the typical useless junkie he is.

If Ozma did de-mod him and ban him, then it's the one good decision that fat cow made, and shame on Kiwifarms for giving him the time of day.

It's like if the CIA caught in its net a Soviet bureaucrat responsible for death, deportation, and overall degeneracy, and cynically wined and dined him, only for him to supply bupkiss in terms of actual intelligence.
 
Zorak Prison Pod said:
I kinda lost all respect for the goon diaspora (including here, to be honest) when that Hondarider person made the rounds promising juicy gossip and everyone fawned over him, even though a) he was an absolute symptom of SA's corruption and stupidity, and b) he never even supplied any interesting information anyway.

That degenerate (a mod!) advised a person to take LSD rather than seek legitimate help for their addiction and you people licked his toes hoping for information on Ozma's favorite color or something and in the end he just made junkie grunts and farts like the typical useless junkie he is.

If Ozma did de-mod him and ban him, then it's the one good decision that fat cow made, and shame on Kiwifarms for giving him the time of day.

It's like if the CIA caught in its net a Soviet bureaucrat responsible for death, deportation, and overall degeneracy, and cynically wined and dined him, only for him to supply bupkiss in terms of actual intelligence.
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@HondaRider271 your thoughts?

I think there are some goon secrets that will never get revealed at this point. We probably only scratched the surface.
 
Zorak Prison Pod said:
I kinda lost all respect for the goon diaspora (including here, to be honest) when that Hondarider person made the rounds promising juicy gossip and everyone fawned over him, even though a) he was an absolute symptom of SA's corruption and stupidity, and b) he never even supplied any interesting information anyway.

That degenerate (a mod!) advised a person to take LSD rather than seek legitimate help for their addiction and you people licked his toes hoping for information on Ozma's favorite color or something and in the end he just made junkie grunts and farts like the typical useless junkie he is.

If Ozma did de-mod him and ban him, then it's the one good decision that fat cow made, and shame on Kiwifarms for giving him the time of day.

It's like if the CIA caught in its net a Soviet bureaucrat responsible for death, deportation, and overall degeneracy, and cynically wined and dined him, only for him to supply bupkiss in terms of actual intelligence.
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Hondarider was a drug addicted retard, but he did leak the mod forum. It was boring as fuck, but what do you expect posting Ozma's posting diary.
 
SwiftBucks said:
I think the bleakest one was some guys wife logging on after he nodded off in his car in their driveway and died from the heat, but her main concern was how to properly dose the drugs he had left
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No no no, the wife needed help identifying what the pills were so she knew which one got her high and in what way!

They had children iirc and at the same time she tried to get money from his life insurance while ALSO explaining that her hubby liked to crush the Oxy and snort it whenever his prescription was renewed/refilled. That's why he baked to death in his car.
She didn't get the money.

DrPrincessMeatball said:
Dumping my goons.jpg folder from an old hard drive. Mostly TFR:

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Also does anyone remember a brief period on the forums where seemingly every other goon was self-diagnosing themselves with synesthesia? And then someone cracked a joke that fatsos think they have synesthesia because when they get hungry a picture of a cheeseburger pops into their heads and overnight everyone stopped posting about it.
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You don't even have Micromancer in there. I think that was his name.
 
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