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First time i've felt bad for a plushie.pomni fell into the river and floated away (can someone help me find her)?
There's too much beyond this that's not too relevant
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First time i've felt bad for a plushie.pomni fell into the river and floated away (can someone help me find her)?
There's too much beyond this that's not too relevant
It's like Flat Stanley but taken hostage by a troon terrorcult cell that worships Gooseworx. Actually that's pretty close to reality...tl;dr: From what I can gather, the Pomni plush has gathered:
But, no semen. You win.
- Various amounts of food and soda poured onto it.
- Blackface make-up.
- Frost.
- Billy Mitchel:tm: Hot Sauce:tm:.
- (Probably fake) Teeth.
- Vomit
- Real hair, both as stuffing and as outing.
- Duct tape.
- Gorilla glue.
- Worms.
- Mold.
- Wood glue.
- Oil.
- Various amounts of river shit.
The best answer to all of these trannies.
You have a good point. Those totally can't be different posters with different opinions in different threads. It must all be one guy with inconsistent opinions.The pearl clutching over Charlie Kirk's death was hysterical here. People who yell nigger tranny kill yourself at anything vaguely ethnic suddenly drawing a line at memes about a dude getting shot.
Pointing out the hypocrisy is one thing, but I saw Kiwis absolutely *livid* about this shit, before wordlessly retreating back into a thread to laugh at Indians getting hit by a train, or ICE gunning down Ernesto because he didn't move fast enough.
Average Kiwi:Average redditor:
- Some kind of generic mystery meat American
- listens to that shitty kind of metal where they mix rap with crushed guitar with about 1 dB of dynamic range
- fat
- played tuba or some other kind of lumbering marching band instrument in high school; gave it up after college
- knows some German but can't actually hold a conversation
- works in 'IT' which is actually some shitty tech support job
- can't cook; eats out constantly
- says he's 'genderqueer fluid' or whatever but is literally just straight and goons off to anime
- either girlfriend-less or has an ugly girlfriend/wife
Same energy as this anchuent memeAverage Kiwi:
- Pure Aryan
- Listens to early 90s death metal and retro nuwave
- Never skips leg days.
- Plays either the guitar or piano.
- Speaks several languages in order to find the best lolcows from around the world.
- Doesn't work, lives off of investments and crypto.
- Five-star restaurants beg them to cook for them.
- Is straight and knows you're the sex that you were born
- Has a wife and several girl friends. The wife is pure Aryan, the girl friends are Japanese and/or Korean.
The dream relationship for the average reddit manchild.
OOP has something wrong with his head. I hope he is never around a woman or child unsupervised.[horrific images of a Redditor doing unspeakable things to a Pomni plush]
I love stickers like that. They're so impotent in whatever goal its trying to achieve. It has the same weight as screaming "FUCK CANCER!" Like, yeah, okay, now what? Did you get that off your chest?"I found a sticker slapped on a pole!"
3.6K Updoots because anti-Trump. Just pure, unthinking NPC behavior.
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I took a sip of water as I scrolled past this and now my monitor is wet. Thank you.
if by "investments" you mean "parents" and by "crypto" you mean "welfare", yeahDoesn't work, lives off of investments and crypto.