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[Cun75p4rkl35]

Did someone take a pipe wrench to his head a few dozen times? What the fuck!

He might be one of those hole-in-their-brains on reddit.

Actual link to the bald post:

https://www.reddit.com/r/bald/comments/1x5nrq8/from_unattractive_balding_dude_to_bald_dude_19m/

He explains his appearance in an edit:

the framed gamer posters in the background are just *chef's kiss*

EDIT: this guy's explanation makes no sense. 'the uneven side of my head.' well what fucking side would that be dawg?

WOT, ARE YOU DOIN IN MY SWAMP?

does anyone else agree that any amount of hair on the top of this guy's head, before he has to start doing a comb over, is superior to him bearing his misshapen egg head bald? even if it's receding it's still something to cover up all... that

I thought that he is raising his left brow on the first photo, but apparently it's his natural expression. Poor fucking Quasimodo. He is destined to wear beanies until the day he dies. If I were him I would want to be burried in a beanie too, so that I don't go to the afterlife rocking that boulder of a head.

What the hell are we feeding the kids?

Start grooming like someone with mental problems. Give personal opinions (it doesn't matter what kind) on current issues via Tiktok while displaying your misshapen head.

If Ricky Berwick can make it, why not you, dimple-skull?

Do you reckon the tranny groomers are sliding into his DMs to try to troon him out or nah? I mean, he's literally r/egg_irl.

Yes I quoted all of you just so I'd make sure you'd see this
If anyone's wondering wtf is actually up with his head beyond "a procedure", it's called a decompressive craniotomy where as a hail mary doctors remove chunks of your skull to relieve pressure from cranial swelling so you don't crush your brain into retardation. Dude's a literal waterhead. I didn't know they just leave it like that, though.

 

[Average Russian Spy]

Dude's a literal waterhead.

So hypothetically, if I made a small incision in his dent and put a straw in it, I could easily sup the sweet, nourishing knowledge from within? Totally hypothetical, of course. lol I'd never do that haha....

 

[Boggy B]

I am posting one of the images from the reddit post here.




Honestly though, he is taking it well in the comments. Good for him, he's making the best of a ba(l)d situation. I hope he makes it.

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

So hypothetically, if I made a small incision in his dent and put a stray in it, I could easily sup the sweet, nourishing knowledge from within? Totally hypothetical, of course. lol I'd never do that haha....

probably would need a straw like one of those punch top juice boxes

 

[Halbschwanz]

I am posting one of the images from the reddit post here.

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Honestly though, he is taking it well in the comments. Good for him, he's making the best of a ba(l)d situation. I hope he makes it.

This man's out here skullmogging the bugmen and seems to keep a decent exercise routine. Good on him.

 

[toffle]

I like how some people are projecting confidence/joy on the wavy head bald guy (Both here and on reddit) when his post history is like this:

 

[Dante Alighieri]

I like how some people are projecting confidence/joy on the wavy head bald guy (Both here and on reddit) when his post history is like this:

many such cases

 

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

I like how some people are projecting confidence/joy on the wavy head bald guy (Both here and on reddit) when his post history is like this:

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Oof... he's a teenager?!?

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

So hypothetically, if I made a small incision in his dent and put a straw in it, I could easily sup the sweet, nourishing knowledge from within? Totally hypothetical, of course. lol I'd never do that haha....

Metal straw will punch thru that man head like skin on a pudding. No problem.

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

Sometimes r/bald is the funniest place on the website. Normally it's just "look at my exceedingly slight hairloss, clearly it's time to shave" but then you get this sort of shit:
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Oh my god, its an honest-to-god reddit dent.

Poor guy.