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Favorite recurring character? (Select 4)

  • Jack / AIDSMobdy

    Votes: 257 24.0%
  • Josh / the Wizard

    Votes: 77 7.2%
  • Colin (Canadian #1)

    Votes: 460 42.9%
  • Jim (Canadian #2)

    Votes: 230 21.4%
  • Tim

    Votes: 386 36.0%
  • Len Kabasinski

    Votes: 208 19.4%
  • Freddie Williams

    Votes: 274 25.5%
  • Patton Oswalt

    Votes: 27 2.5%
  • Macaulay Culkin

    Votes: 541 50.4%
  • Max Landis

    Votes: 64 6.0%

  • Total voters
    1,073
I don't get when people say Tobey Maguire was a bad Peter Parker. He wasn't the wise-cracking joke maker, but he perfectly captured the tragic side to Peter Parker. And not in a whiney way. The guy who is traumatized by his role in his uncle's death and struggles with his job as Spider-Man.

Maguire perfectly captured the frustrated and tormented side of being Peter Parker. Constantly letting those he loves down on a personal level, struggling to manage all his duties and never really getting to be happy the way he wants to be. I don't get what people wanted from Tobey Maguire to think he wasn't perfect for the role.

Mostly we're missing the quips, I think. Spider-Man is not just a smartass; that's practically his calling card. The few times we see him actually give some smart aleck response it's usually pretty flat. "Did your husband make it for you?" is probably the best one, and he's not even really Spider-Man yet (no costume; hasn't lost Uncle Ben). "You're the one who's out, Gobby!" is one of the worst lines in the movie, although it's as poorly written as it is poorly delivered.

Rich overstated this as "Peter Parker is an asshole," which is ... well, let's say I think a fair amount of projection is involved.

Like I said, I think Maguire is acceptable, and better out of the costume than he is in it. It's definitely a more vulnerable Peter than is generally depicted in the comics, but I don't know that that's a bad thing. Whatever his shortcomings might be, I don't think it's enough to drag the film down to the level Rich seems to believe.
 
Mr. T was a good role model, especially for black boys that grew up fatherless. Many other so-called black role models of the 80s turned out to be huge pieces of shit like Bill Cosby and Michael Jackson. We could use more guys like him.
Especially with George Floyd and CJ from GTA San Andreas. They are being shielded as role models for black kids. Not even kidding. A fat black bitch breadtuber said CJ was a great role model for her as a kid.
not for nothing, but his Saturday morning cartoon had one of the more amusingly badass intros.
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The Mister T cartoon is probably the best Scooby-Doo clone of the 80s and gets darker than you think it would. Yes, the cartoon tackles human trafficking. Including child trafficking in California episode.
 
They all went into space sooner or later.
The crazy part is that the Giligan's Planet cartoon premiered 10-12 years after Jose and Pussies Cats In Outer Space aired yet looks like they aired around the sametime. That's just how much the animation industry stagnated to a crawl since the late 60's up until the mid 80s. As much as people look back at the 80's cartoons with nostalgia, what they fail to mention is that all the primecuts were a minority and spread out, like 5% of what was churned out, because there was tons of them.
I’m surprised there wasn’t a Sanford&Son spinoff where they were like junkyard mech pilots or something. These cartoons were retarded.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MagAchLlJP4
Not entirely absurd proposition compared to what actually came out. I'm sure that was pitched, especially when you had hits like Voltron. In fact, other repurposed anime like Battle of the Planets (Gatchaman) that was popular in the late 70's in that States no doubt got someone at HB to pitch "What if...Harlem Globetrotters in space....but like BotP/Superfriends and called Harlem Galaxytrotters?"
Forgettable stuff like this was the norm for dominant studios like HB and Filmation for the longest time due to creatively bankrupt restrictions on TV. 1983-1987 was when you saw this chain reaction of causation following the Reagan administration deregulating the FCC that gradually changed the animation industry with higher budgets. The biggest being near the tail end with the introduction of Ducktales, which was a industry catalyst for tv animation quality onward that didn't need to rely on being based on toylines to be financially lucrative.
He wasn't the wise-cracking joke maker, but he perfectly captured the tragic side to Peter Parker.
The opinion Rich has isn't too unique, I felt this myself back when seeing the movie in 2002. Granted I grew up with the comics and the 1994 Spiderman cartoon, which I felt captured Peter/Spidermans's personality almost perfectly. And its this polarity between the dweebish struggling/grieving HS/college student to cocky charismatic wisecracking superhero that helped push Spiderman into becoming a sensation in the 60's onward. Basically a "what if someone like you, the reader, could indulge in a superhero power fantasy!" Before that, comic protags were always handsome successful career minded gigachads that already had it made and their superhero alter ego never deviated too much from their outward personality. Infact, Peter Parker/Spiderman duality and character development was so influential that it became a staple in comic culture to even retroactively influencing the characters of both Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne, with the latter being pushed back to his grittier roots and taking it a step further in the bronze age.
I really think this opinion of Tobey Maguire comes down to age groups. If you were a child when these came out, chances are these movies are far more impactful and sentimental to you then if you were already adjusted to what Peter was before that.
Also another great interpretation of Spiderman (and a game that needs to be rereleased)
 
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It's incredibly creepy with all the Epstein revelations watching the latest episode and have Mike and funny Josh make all those jokes about the little girl doing porn.
 
We were dangerously close to having to endure an episode where the wizard watches a video about the dangers of ice (crystal meth) during the height of Trump's 2nd term
 
The Fonz has a similar show, featuring the voice of Henry Winkler and narration by Wolfman Jack, complete with a dog voiced by Frank Welker.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SqyYkYL9KfA
"Oh, now da gang got zapped into dat time machine, and they're, like, travelin' through tiiiime!"

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Damn the Fonz, Richie and Ralph really beat Bill and Ted to the punch on time traveling pop culture enthusiast high schoolers
 
The Fonz has a similar show, featuring the voice of Henry Winkler and narration by Wolfman Jack, complete with a dog voiced by Frank Welker.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SqyYkYL9KfA
"Oh, now da gang got zapped into dat time machine, and they're, like, travelin' through tiiiime!"

dowp bow bow dow
I'd heard rumors that the Happy Days cartoon was originally intended to be a Doctor Who cartoon, but that sounds like an urban legend. I wouldn't have minded a Filmation Doctor Who, but it would probably have had original characters for companions and some kind of talking alien dog thing.

For years I thought H-B had made a Laverne and Shirley in space cartoon. It turns out, it was a Casper in Space Cartoon where he works with a couple of female cops:


I kind of miss this insanity. TV Cartoonists of the era knew they had no budget, so they made up for it by creating goofball settings.

Forgettable stuff like this was the norm for dominant studios like HB and Filmation for the longest time due to creatively bankrupt restrictions on TV. 1983-1987 was when you saw this chain reaction of causation following the Reagan administration deregulating the FCC that gradually changed the animation industry with higher budgets. The biggest being near the tail end with the introduction of Ducktales, which was a industry catalyst for tv animation quality onward that didn't need to rely on being based on toylines to be financially lucrative.

Ducktales was based on a long running series of comics and books, most of which were focused around adventure. I never saw the new reboot series that came out awhile ago. I'd heard good things about it, but I didn't like the art style. Was it any good?
 
Especially with George Floyd and CJ from GTA San Andreas. They are being shielded as role models for black kids. Not even kidding. A fat black bitch breadtuber said CJ was a great role model for her as a kid.
when san andreas first came out even as a kid i remember thinking to myself "rockstar are a bunch of pussies because they made this nigger soft to not offend black people" i remember thinking claude and tommy were just aggressive hyper criminals and then we got cj crying about his dead mammy, how da drugs are polluting his hood, he moved away so he wasnt really in the life, cj is a whack ass nigga man, i wanted to be selling crack in the ops hood so that when i did the gang wars missions their forces would be weakened
 
cj is a whack ass nigga man, i wanted to be selling crack in the ops hood so that when i did the gang wars missions their forces would be weakened
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I appreciate Rockstar's effort in including in-universe character interactions that mention CJ being a weak nigga when it comes to the gangsta life style. However, you may be correct in suggesting that the removal of the drug dealing system from San Andreas was likely influenced by concerns about potential accusations of racism. It is interesting to note how GTA San Andreas's depiction of police corruption is not framed as a racial issue, and the game's focus on black-on-black violence remains central to its narrative. Both are considered big no no in woke media.
 
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I appreciate Rockstar's effort in including in-universe character interactions that mention CJ being a weak nigga when it comes to the gangsta life style. However, you may be correct in suggesting that the removal of the drug dealing system from San Andreas was likely influenced by concerns about potential accusations of racism. It is interesting to note how GTA San Andreas's depiction of police corruption is not framed as a racial issue, and the game's focus on black-on-black violence remains central to its narrative. Both are considered big no no in woke media.
My favorite moment in GTA SA is when you're chasing Eaz... I mean Ryder, and shouting at him how he ruined everything and he says "I'm a motherfucking genius!".
 
when san andreas first came out even as a kid i remember thinking to myself "rockstar are a bunch of pussies because they made this nigger soft to not offend black people" i remember thinking claude and tommy were just aggressive hyper criminals and then we got cj crying about his dead mammy, how da drugs are polluting his hood, he moved away so he wasnt really in the life, cj is a whack ass nigga man, i wanted to be selling crack in the ops hood so that when i did the gang wars missions their forces would be weakened
Whenever someone praises the "social satire" of the GTA games, I instantly know they don't have the slightest clue what good satire is, and they are likely European.
 
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