random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Chongqing]

I know you're black

 

[Gog & Magog]

browse subsaharan Instagram for a few minutes and you can find a obsidian semen demon

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Chucky Cheese tokens, BUY HIGH AND SELL LOW!

“I sucked 19 dicks and realized ya know what, I’m not gay after all”

Only a man, and a drunken man at that, with a broke dick (no doubt from the whiskey) would get desperate enough to think shoving his balls into a weirdo gizmo made of cheap Chinese silicon so he can attempt to stuff his balls into his wifes asshole is a good idea and just the thing thats going to save his marriage.

Look at Kengles cool santa hat. With that he could win against Josh, and win our hearts.

 

[JayseeDenton]

South Africa is a shinning example of why black people should never take power

 

[Zemblan Physics]

I weep for Queer Palestinians.

 

[Gregis]

The Meat Box Mondays are not enough.

god help us all

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Sir he was defending his right to freedom of speech, and if there wern't no freedom to gun there wouldn't be no freedom to speeching, liberal.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Man, trannies did to the Internet what black people did to the mall.

 

[JustSomeDong]

They make up flags for the aroma of being in a basement, or opening a can of monster energy drink or 9,000 other smells, and declare that is their gender. This radicalized me.

 

[Hitman One]

he is supposed to be buried in a fur suit of a dog wearing a gigantic diaper, with a bionicle shoved in his ass. They will lower that big gay nigga in the ground and be like "Hey, we wanted it this way" after dropping various fan art of Undertale characters having sex in his coffin before closing it.