Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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I know the pizza shit is a meme, and I highly doubt anything happens before the weekend, but I just wanted to post this since I've never seen the number spike that high before.
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Papa John's has been over 200% for most of the day. It could be an error or everyone in DC near the Pentagon really wants Papa John's today.
 
If they're ordering that much PAPA JOHN'S of all pizzas, they're gonna need a hell of a lot of plumbers in the next 24 hours.
 
If they're ordering that much PAPA JOHN'S of all pizzas, they're gonna need a hell of a lot of plumbers in the next 24 hours.
They have Papa John's and Hardee's in Kazakhstan. Idk who's exporting our fucking trash but they should stop.
 
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MES is doom posting.
 
USN IS incapable of dealing with them, or they CHOOSE not to, either reality is just mind breaking
If you have a particularly fragile mind, sure. Only an idiot would think the USN is incapable of dealing with a measly few hundred speedboats - especially if they're swarming. Therefore the USN is opting not to engage. Perhaps waiting to relaunch hostilities at a time and place of our choosing might be the reason?
 
If you have a particularly fragile mind, sure. Only an idiot would think the USN is incapable of dealing with a measly few hundred speedboats - especially if they're swarming. Therefore the USN is opting not to engage. Perhaps waiting to relaunch hostilities at a time and place of our choosing might be the reason?
"choose to engage" are you high? this isent 1776 where if the red coats have the high ground we have to find a more opportune time to attack

its 2026 on the open water using muti hundred mile range missles, what the fuck are they waiting for? an invitation?

Genuinely why do you think we arent destroying their wasp fleet/
 
An extended version of that earlier clip from Trump's interview with Hannity, where he spoke of Xi "wanting to help make a deal."
He rambles the same old line on regime change and how these guys are totally more reasonable than the previous guys, but then finishes up with how he's not gonna be much more patient, and how "any sane person would make a deal... but they might be crazy."
 
here is a little story I found via a rabbit hole I went down that came out about 2 weeks after the start of shooting in the middle east, we had to hastily evacuate 8,300 military dependents from NSA Bahrain cause it was getting lit up like a Christmas tree
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whole rabbit hole im digging into shows our bases over there got hit WAY harder than most people over here think, like 8 major bases have been reduced by 90% of personnel, word in the herd is that Patriot battery's simply cant target those shaheads so any static base within 100 miles of Iran is just waiting to be attacked without any real way to defend,

5th fleet has be relocated from Bahrain to fucking Florida lmao
 
Guys i think the religion that rapes children, rapes animals, teaches their people to lie and subvert and tell their men to blow themselxes up to kill as many innocent civilians as possible so they will be granted a heaven full of children to rape in the afterlife may be a little teeny weeny bit crazy.

It could just be me doe.
 
what the fuck are they waiting for? an invitation?
An invitation would be wonderful. Perhaps offered from the Indians who are losing ships to it. Perhaps offered from the Chinese who are losing ships from it. Perhaps offered from the various other bits of that entire half of the world that is suffering from the violation of longstanding maritime standards.

Better would be payment, of course. The US might be the capable of raking away 90% of the Iranian piracy threat, but there is no value in doing that unless either we intend to maintain indefinite occupation of the area or the nations that are far more reliant on that passage than we are accept that they need to have a navy and handle the maintenance task.

For now, waiting has the benefit of letting Iran burn more and more bridges. The US may have sprung the long-loaded trap that would have inevitably gone off eventually, but its not worth clearing it out until those suffering most from it acknowledge, accept, and take permanent responsibility for making sure it can't happen again.

I personally hope its also waiting to see if Iran cuts some undersea cables to really push the point.
 
Unironically the last stand of third worldism. Losing Venezuela/Iran/Cuba in the span of a year is a holocaust of 9/11s to the multipooolar bricbrain.
BRICS is on life support. Russia is not making any large technological advancements besides drones, or economical gains. Brazil is a corrupt shithole, India is a feces encrusted garbage heap thats leaking, South Africa is a shinning example of why black people should never take power. That leaves Saudi Arabia, the UAE, who is leaning towards Israel and the US, Ethiopia and Egypt, and finally Iran.


Hannity interviewed Trump
Some interesting points
- Trump says it would take a week and a half to dig out the HEU at Fordow I assume, talks about granite
- There are 9 cameras are on the Iranian nuclear site, Fordow I assume, watching the site 24 hours a day
- Trump says he would be okay with monitoring the sites, thats a big difference from retrieving it. He did state he would like to get the HEU
- Trump says some IRGC task force guy tried to get into the 'chute' which I assume would be the ventilation shaft, but he didn't elaborate on this point

At this point none of the objectives will happen without regime change.

Edit: Trump said "there is 9 cameras on those 3 sites" no specifics on which sites, I assume Fordow, Natanz and another, Pickax Mountain perhaps.
 
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