What Happened To Bella Janke?

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Neil said:
She caught a real lucky break that Spooky Bones was such an idiot that he got the entire subforum taken down by his sheer incompetence and weird attempts at power plays.
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JamusActimus said:
To be fair it was a culture problem more than an isolated broom acting out that got the subforum nuked.
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What exactly happened? I see people allude to something, but I'm not sure what
 
McAfee said:
What exactly happened? I see people allude to something, but I'm not sure what
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The forum got in full illuminati hunting gay ops mode trying to find who made our pet retard rape his elderly mom. He was good boy he would never have done that on his own.

People convinced themselves that Janke was an illuminati 10000 iq manipulator when she was just your run of the mill attention starved Aw.
 
daddy probably pulled a few strings, cashed in a few favors and got her a new identity
 
JackoVerde said:
Didn’t she have an active criminal record
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She still has two bench warrants in New Mexico.
PFM said:
I, too, wonder what became of those massive honkers...
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They weren't massive if you've seen pictures where she wasn't stuffing.
JamusActimus said:
People convinced themselves that Janke was an illuminati 10000 iq manipulator when she was just your run of the mill attention starved Aw.
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Run of the mill attention whores don't boil animals to death. She was an absolutely awful person.

She was also an absolutely shitty manipulator and Chris would probably have raped his mom without her involvement.
 
AnOminous said:
She still has two bench warrants in New Mexico.

They weren't massive if you've seen pictures where she wasn't stuffing.

Run of the mill attention whores don't boil animals to death. She was an absolutely awful person.

She was also an absolutely shitty manipulator and Chris would probably have raped his mom without her involvement.
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Over 4 years later those warrants are still active. I guess she's continuing to avoid boiling hamsters outside of New Mexico.

source: typing janke isabella into : https://caselookup.nmcourts.gov/caselookup/
 
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This is my best guess at Isabella Loretta Janke's astrology chart (Tropical, Placidus)

She is going to have serious disruption when transiting Uranus becomes conjunct her natal Saturn in Gemini 13deg on August 2028 (over 2 years from now, but later in this post I'll talk about possible serious astrological forecasts for Bella that will occur in 2026, 2027, and beyond 2028). Uranus will also be opposing her natal Pluto in Sagittarius at that same time. If my guess for her house placements are accurate, she will have serious disruptions to her paternal AND maternal relationships (perhaps the death of a parent, or some serious falling out between her and a parent...or even worse)

As of right now, transiting Pluto is retrograde and also conjunct her natal Neptune Retrograde in Aquarius. This will entail more hellish reflection on her past, possibly paranormal torment of her psyche (demonic oppression is actually really common; Bella definitely has been demonically oppressed all her life and has also dipped into outright possession).

There will be Uranus disruptions to her natal Mercury next year when Uranus is around 7deg Gemini because it'll be square her Mercury, which will entail more disruption, upheaval, and quirkiness (potentially innovation) to her thought patterns and communication patterns. Also, the Total Solar Eclipse on August 12, 2026 will be directly affecting her natal Sun and natal Moon. Her Uranus will also be impacted. This suggests that there will be some kind of major reset to her identity, her emotional patterns, and her quirkiness/rebelliousness/disruptive qualities. Given the kind of person Bella is, it would not surprise me if she either gets public on the internet yet, or even has some major punishment (e.g arrest, hospitalization, even death).

IF she does survive all the way to July 2033 (she will be almost 32 years old by then), then she will have to contend with transiting Uranus conjunct her 3 degree Cancer North Node. This kind of event entails major disruption - either disruption to her, disruption caused by her, or both (probably will be both unless she has massively changed as a person by then). Uranus will be conjunct her natal Jupiter around a year later in July 2034, which might entail the kind of foolish deranged optimism that can make someone confidently make further disastrous choices. Possible her parents (or at least one) will have passed away by then, she might do foolish things with the inheritance.

If Bella manages to make it to 2039, she will have to contend with transiting Pluto being conjunct her Uranus (retrograde in Aquarius 22degrees). Pluto plunges into the depths, Pluto also introduces volcanic hellish obsessiveness and the underworld to whatever it touches. Obviously a painful conjunct for her Uranus. If she makes it all the way to 2043, Pluto will be conjunct her natal Lilith in Aquarius (29degrees), which might make her even more of a villain (potentially a feral murderous one who gets herself killed) if she hasn't repented or made some major change to her behavior by then.

I hope all of you felt enlightened by this post. Bella if you are reading this there is still hope for you. Use this relatively peaceful time to become a better person, change your behavior, purify your soul!
 
Libtardism Is Over said:
I hope all of you felt enlightened by this post. Bella if you are reading this there is still hope for you. Use this relatively peaceful time to become a better person, change your behavior, purify your soul!
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I predict my dick up your butthole when Uranus is in retrograde.
 
Libtardism Is Over said:
This suggests that there will be some kind of major reset to her identity, her emotional patterns, and her quirkiness/rebelliousness/disruptive qualities. Given the kind of person Bella is, it would not surprise me if she either gets public on the internet yet, or even has some major punishment (e.g arrest, hospitalization, even death).
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I wouldn't be surprised if she one day tries to turn her Internet infamy into some type of YouTube/social media career. Monica Lewinsky, the girl infamous for having an affair with Bill Clinton, somehow has a podcast now. Despite Bella being a vile person, she still had a lot of people simping over her, so if she had acted more unbothered by the doxxing, she probably could have recruited an army of simps to watch her content. She can't really change the past now that she's forever connected to one of the most documented people on the Internet. And she seems like the type to eventually get "bored" of the laying-low. If she did try to become an "influencer", then I predict she'd probably make lolcow-documentary-styled content, like Turkey Tom does (who is also a complete sexual degenerate, like her). Even Kiwis that hate her would probably still hatewatch her content. Her thread would be revived by something like that and serve as a free advertisement essentially for her new content.
Libtardism Is Over said:
Possible her parents (or at least one) will have passed away by then, she might do foolish things with the inheritance.
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I don't expect her to be very wise with her inheritance either, given her poor choices that led up to her becoming doxxed online.
 
I can't edit my previous post anymore, but I wanted to add that I wouldn't put it past her to become an OnlyFans girl either. Her degeneracy would be a plus for that. The two most straightforward paths for her in the social media sphere are OnlyFans or lolcow content.
 
Sidero comes from a Greek term for 'iron.' Maxine is like a feminine and french version of Maximus. Apparently, an old reddit username u/carless-metal-423 refers to a type of steel, or maybe if I remember right, something in the Alien mythos (it's vague).
 
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