random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

So of course I did a the sane thing and followed the link to read up on a guy that fried his nuts in acid.

So I found out that, just like how testosterone causes the womb of pooners to waste away to the point they have to remove it, estrogen causes your nutsack to shrink to the point it squeezes your balls. Thank you, I did not need to know that.

We're all retarded nigger faggots sometimes around here.

She's drunk on Christmas Eve (as I am now) so I'll give her a pass on embarrassing herself on the internet (as I am now).

 

[Cancer ♥]

Spanking with belts on bare asses is for kinky adults, not children, therefore I declare I was sexually abused as a child

 

[CaddestSlown]

The only way you could be a bigger faggot would be if you were being Eiffel Towered by Bruce Villanche and Harvey Feierstein while Nathan Lane watched from the cuck chair and Elton John hid in the closet.

Things get retarded when I'm asleep.

Yes, i get my political takes from discord kittens. NEXT

My cat looks like Cindy Lou Who and it bugs me.

Merry Christmas to everyone I don't have on ignore.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Discuss here if you're a zigle-zogle zigaboo zogbot

 

[San Marino]

Fuck that green nigger, all my homies HATE the grinch.

 

[Pig Cups]

The hole of the dead can only be penetrated by a dead man's dick.

 

[Zeftax]

there are a lot of different levels of being Jewish

My racism brain is imploding now fuck.

I am short, that's why I can tell.

Part of being a Hitler Loving Aryan super-solider is to respect all races and cultures and defend against bigotry.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I think you mean Christmas Chloride

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

DID I CATCH YOU TRYING TO DRAW SHIT?
DID I CATCH YOU ENJOYING WRITING OR ART?
DID I CATCH YOU IMAGINING SHIT NIGGA?
NIGGA DID I CATCH YOU GETTING BULLIED AS A CHILD?

 

[Speedrunner]

Trump is bombing Africa and you’re COMPLAINING?

 

[Dr. Butt]

I know this is unlikely, but I think that faggot in a dress might be a lying scammer.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I guess once you’ve been a human toilet, done a couple of donkey shows, and possibly even darker stuff, there are some wounds that never quite heal.

I think they are causing autism for profit, creating an army of fat absolute spergs that only feed on McNuggets.

I'm adding "Undiplomatic language deployment" to my resume.

Here I shitpost, here I remain.

historically it has been the drive to see titties and maybe even touch a titty that has preserved many freedoms

within a human lifetime the western powers decided to stop preventing you from seeing titties, maybe even touching a titty, and almost everyone said "ok cool we don't care about all those other freedoms anymore"

the great re-alignment is that now the drive that preserves other freedoms is the drive to be free to say niggerfaggot

will this be enough to save the west? tune in next week

Same as last year, I got nothing stuck in my rectum again. I guess I'm just too vanilla for this world.

At least the classic "My asshole mysteriously latched onto something in the shower" excuses are still there. This happens because the rectum functions like a vaccum when used as an entrance.

The duality of man: Can discover how to split the atom and make things that inspire people for thousands of years, also sticks things up his holes for a lark.

Where do you find a film canister in 2025 (in the butt apparently.

Would any woman be kind enough to enlighten me how things actually get stuck in the vagina? I mean Ive gotten some fingers pretty deep into some and it seems like you should be able to wedge things out eventually, but I don't know the mechanics like I do an anus.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

You're a hydra, but for hilarious L's instead of heads.

Thar be no pirates here, just a weepy faggot.

I feel like hanging out in your own thread is the point where logical thinking kinda stops.

Nigger, you ate a raw tarantula with ketchup.

This is KiwiFarms, nobody on here is a normal well-adjusted human being. Myself included.

if you had as many dicks sticking out of you as you've had stuck in you you'd look like a fucking porcupine.

It's almost as if this thread is his hell, and satan is a big drooling mutt

Racism isn't cool you half chink faggot.

 

[dcss]

I am unsure which sister this is, could be the one he raped?

 

[Drip Torch]

Welper is Null's ideal kiwifarms user

 

[Aunt Carol]

I just maxed out my credit card buying sonic merch, what would sonic do in this situation?

No, the fart pranksters are doing a heckin transphobia!!!!

 

[Oliver Onions]

probably alone, definitely fat

 

[Gentlebastard]

'Member his serious pitch saying it would boost the local economy if the town just whored out their daughters to lithium miners in Winnemucca? I 'member

Can somebody translate this for a non-retarded person to understand?

Sometimes I wish I could cut out the part of my brain that makes me feel bad for people.

I hope that on this special day, where we celebrate Chris the King, that you managed to avoid all of the milquetoast pagan faggots, and that your racist uncle said the Nigger Word at the family table.
God bless us all.

if blood is thicker than water, cum is thicker than both

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

CWC trying to use "faggot" the way that black people use "nigger."

Here’s to everyone who can genuinely get away with a “Fag” and not be censored. Lovely, awesome faggots, and I mean that in a genuine positive sense. So, don’t hate on love.

 

[Hitman One]

Pay no attention to the crustaceans taking over your internet forums.

Naturally I support all supervillain schemes like this