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countrybumpkin said:
"Trans single parent" who is "disabled" and has a "chronic illness," begs for specific foods, an expensive cooler, and an expensive air fryer. Also, it must have been delivered since they don't drive.
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"Being a trans single parent is not for the weak"
Okay well then you probably shouldn't have done it then, should you? Because you are obviously nothing if not weak.
Does this shitbag ever offer anything on these FB groups, or is it always just "give me an airfryer, gift me a cooler, deliver my groceries"? I think I can guess.
 
countrybumpkin said:
"Trans single parent" who is "disabled" and has a "chronic illness," begs for specific foods, an expensive cooler, and an expensive air fryer. Also, it must have been delivered since they don't drive.
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Is this Kitty von Toye (sp?) with a trans larp? She was the first thing to pop in my head reading that.
 
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A ftm post as a small Christmas gift of a pooner beginning to feel anxious about inviting a guy to her house for a hook up.

This makes her feel like a fake guy as men don't have to worry about being vulnerable, and gay men hook up all the time.

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countrybumpkin said:
"Trans single parent" who is "disabled" and has a "chronic illness," begs for specific foods, an expensive cooler, and an expensive air fryer. Also, it must have been delivered since they don't drive.
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I like how he/she/it doesn't just ask for anything that could help, but immediately comes with specific demands. Not "I need something to heat my food, do you have an old stove or microwave or anything that can heat food so I can eat warm foods this winter" but "alright I need an airfryer, the brand needs to be ninja, toss in some fryable foods and drop it off at my doorstep, no, carry it into my house, thanks and please".

I hope she didn't get raped and got knocked up, then pooned out from trauma.
 
countrybumpkin said:
"Trans single parent" who is "disabled" and has a "chronic illness," begs for specific foods, an expensive cooler, and an expensive air fryer. Also, it must have been delivered since they don't drive.
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Is the daughter washing down the free meal from Egg Roll Queen with titty milk, fresh from that $800 cooler?

I know this is unlikely, but I think that faggot in a dress might be a lying scammer.
 
Obviously, a gift pack of deodorant. So.....ONE person gave you that.

edit: Now that I'm sober I'll add-
Most definitely sent in the mail by some aunt or uncle who has no clue about your troonacy.
And the faggot Tendo games, you bought for yourself with your "life or death" HRT money don't count.
 
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countrybumpkin said:
"Trans single parent" who is "disabled" and has a "chronic illness," begs for specific foods, an expensive cooler, and an expensive air fryer. Also, it must have been delivered since they don't drive.
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It doesn't even make sense.
Egg Roll Queen is a food truck, a different place everyday, not just in Little Canada (where they are based). But even if in Little Canada that day, how utterly...something to demand an errand (and apparently the privilege of paying for the food) - that is at least a 20 minute drive each way from their home in Highland Park - happen right now. And for damn Chinese food, despite there being plenty in Highland Park and close. (Also funny they'd take an Uber to get Chinese food from a food truck if only they weren't disabled...last I knew, Uber didn't drive you for free.)

HP is also considered one of the best neighborhoods to live in in St.Paul (Google it - it's the first chunk of info that comes up), especially if you don't have or want to use a car. It's also relatively expensive, though has a high rental (vs ownership) rate. For a city, it is pretty homogenous: 94% of people are only one race, and 74ish% of people are white. It is known for being VERY walkable, safe, and good for people without cars.

One redditor said (question was is it worth the expense)
Worth it" is a relative thing. It's expensive compared to nearby neighborhoods in St. Paul, some of which are not all that different (Mac-Groveland is very similar; the southern end of Highland Park is indistinguishable from the NW end of West 7th).

If you don't care about all the shopping (some of which is boutique and $$$) or you're not going to use the library and the local recreation center or parks or you like big modern houses on big lots, it's not going to leave you happy for the money you'll spend.

On the other hand if living there would let you get by without a car for much of the time or you have kids who'll go to school nearby and get jobs at the restaurants or shops or you like urban living, it's a really nice neighborhood.
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Niche rates it:

Highland Rankings​

Niche rankings are based on rigorous analysis of key statistics from the U.S. Department of Education and millions of reviews.
2025 Niche Best Places Badge

  • Best Neighborhoods to Raise a Family in St. Paul

    #2 of 17
  • Best Neighborhoods to Live in St. Paul

    #4 of 17
  • Best Neighborhoods for Young Professionals in St. Paul

    #9 of 17
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Tl; dr: this disabled, chronically ill, trans, very new and single parent has very bougie tastes for someone begging for free food and services. And if sir/ madam is ftm, I don't think using WIC for "his" snacks squares.
 
Lyra Plushie said:
I'm gonna play devil's advocate, Lynx Africa is one of the most stereotypical UK gifts to the point it's kind of expected at christmas time. It's also not particularly gendered, I'm a woman and I've received double digits worth of those Lynx sets.

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"it was being picked up by the nazi pedo types"

words don't even mean anything to them anymore do they

everyone who remotely criticizes me for any reason fucks children
 
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Well if he’s in the closet, what’s he whining about? “A bunch of people who have no idea I want to be a woman gave me men’s stuff!” Is he annoyed that his inherent womanhood doesn’t shine through?
Lyra Plushie said:
I'm gonna play devil's advocate, Lynx Africa is one of the most stereotypical UK gifts to the point it's kind of expected at christmas time. It's also not particularly gendered, I'm a woman and I've received double digits worth of those Lynx sets.

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I get given them by that one relative I see once a year. It’s the classic “I have no idea what to get you” gift.
clever handle said:
"it was being picked up by the nazi pedo types"

words don't even mean anything to them anymore do they

everyone who remotely criticizes me for any reason fucks children
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Nazi pedo types doing Nazi pedo things like “showering” and “using conditioner.”
 
Lyra Plushie said:
I'm gonna play devil's advocate, Lynx Africa is one of the most stereotypical UK gifts to the point it's kind of expected at christmas time.
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It's an expected gift, but not that much. My dude got 4 cans and a shower gel, and they're all loose which is weird because normally you'd buy the combo pack as a Christmas gift so it doesn't look like you grabbed any random shit at the gas station on your way to visit.
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Final verdict: UH OH STINKY
 
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