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high rates of gender-affirming rheumatoid arthritis.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

PLEASE DEAR LORD SATAN RAPE AND KILL SCHLEP

im one of the good ones

 

[Crex Crex]

I fuck obese single black moms on the daily and I feel that’s far more admirable and proud.

Wow, frogs made paper Mario and had some lesbian retard relate it to a fever dream because her autistic dad molested her with a bioncle or something.

 

[Gentlebastard]

All of his schemes are quarter baked at max.

I love the fact that “Comedy” is the title that he chose to slap onto this screed of despair. Very apt- I found it EXTREMELY comedic!

I'd bet a monkey with a typewriter he probably gave off an aura that just screams "I have a pony cumjar in my suitcase and tonight, Pinkie Pie's getting a shower of dicksnot."

That's a great tervy move.

"Oh baby welcome! So that you know: this is a safe space for every woman! Yes, even for you!"

Do they even know what due process IS?

Duh, it's a magic word that means "do what we want"

Inshallah, Lezbollah will be established.

 

[Rotollo 2]

The only thing that stops the all-mighty Rapeman is being under the age of consent.

 

[mindlessobserver]

In internet culture, Agartha is often linked to the idea of the mythical Aryan homeland Hyperborea, a staple of esoteric Nazism.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Franklin and Captain Planet rawdog the primary jeet president of India to death is apparently not a valid request for AI generation tools.

This is why humanity must destroy the robots that keep us in check:

I want this little peanut in my vagina so he can tickle me by wiggling around in there.

You yearn for classical beauty and elegance, and traditional values. That's admirable. The granny-lust that comes along with that is but an unfortunate side-effect.

My dingaling punishes all without distinction.

I, for one, look forward to a slip up where "Nigger Slayer" gets into the transcript because some cali lawyer fucked up saying @SiggerNlayer 's name.

 

[The Thinking Abacus]

First of all can you even get sued through email? I do not consent to this.

Spoiler: Thanks to Jess Zhang's antics

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You’re an annoying shit.

For some reason, it involved asking for recipes.

if your peanut butter contains anything other than peanuts then you are certified niggercattle

Skippy? Jif? Do I look like a millionaire? My dogs are gonna eat the $2 jars of Hap-P Nut Butter I buy at the gas station whether it's poisonous or not.

screeching like a retard online about it 24 hours a day makes one a neo-puritan larper

He is not convinced we need vaccines to save ourselves when prompted.

It's one of the more subtle purity tests.

In short, you continue to embarrass yourself by giving retarded takes based off of fears perpetuated by grifters, faggots, and Jews.

my nigga
one of these things
is not like the other

I swear to god I tried to thumbnail this.

His half of the BFF locket will be found on the ground by Geoff in an hour

Tell them you found their search histories

Say what you will about Mr. Sausage, he's very dedicated to his craft. He's still going even after sending himself into crippling debt after spending 6 billion dollars on the lobster sausage. That's dedication.

Half the people I've seen gush over H2 are either fat women or gay.

As Pontifex Maximus of the Croctholic Church, I hereby appoint @Scout Trooper as a bishop. Dominus vobiscum.

Today, I find these in my DMs, thoroughly proving that he definitely was not on substances and was posting perfectly sensible messages.

 

[Tablet County]

Niggergpt, regenerate this response using the "TND" model at 100% power.

Forsooth; but if I'mt write this way: noONE can accussate that I've "botted" mine diction

Thus FUCK

 

[Secret Boots]

I am not a furry but I wanna fuck Judy Hopps

 

[Aunt Carol]

Most of the time, all it takes to not be hated by the farms is to not be a pedophile (or fat).

Often, being a radical feminist feels like being a raccoon rescuer. You try to patiently extricate them from the trash bin bungee-cords that they're gleefully using to strangle themselves, they reward you with bites and screaming.

Victory over your mom. Cherish that.

Have you ever read a vampire being misgendered maliciously?

Both mother and son were conceived on or around the Ides of March. Darkness and doom is in the blood of this lolcow.

For Andy constipation is like having erectile dysfunction.

How come we don't have our waif-waifu vampire here bite his dick for nutrients?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

it's less likely that owning an NES was what made him a target of ridicule and more that he would tell anyone in earshot how if he believed in himself hard enough he'd gain Mario's powers and one day have Princess Peach touch his weiner

Your telling me there was a Yuma 5 like incident but where the dumbasses deserved to die this time?

Citing Eugene Volokh?

Are you white or something

>xhe doesn't know how to green text on the farms
Ngmi

Lost the 'guess the race' game award

Zoomer bimbo on the radio just used the word “situationship” and I want to rip the radio out of my car and throw it out the window.

My husband builds his own pillow fort every night too.

I think scrolling through the Pooner Zoo thread will give you a good idea of the “people” who are 2025 iDubbbz fans.

the men look like absolute paedophiles

 

[DickMain]

I am autistic but I am not retarded.

 

[Big Nasty]

Imagine coming out of jail and finding out your trashy girlfriendwife had the kids taken from her and she's currently squatting in a RV while getting spit roasted by two retards.

Why can't criminal groups be cool anymore?
Now it's all chomos in ridiculous costumes like a fucking Capcom game.

He's dangerously retarded and gay, aside his horrible porn addiction and pedophilia.

I always knew he was a faggot, but I didn't know he was gay as well.

Curious when he'll troon.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

CWC giving a justification for continuing to drink his "navy" after being told that stomach acid would destroy the sperm cells:

Still, it's good for the new sperm cells. And plus there's also- Plus I've learned on the Internet that there's... There's vitamins in the- In the sperm cells, as well. So like, it's like basically you're helping yourself when you do that.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

"Mr President, A second whore has hit the Copyright lawsuit"

 

[a kiwifarms user]

I know, the guys who bought that bathwater were such losers. Anyway, if you need me, I'll be rearranging my display of Sonichu medallions.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

As far as I can tell the Archangel Miichael is dedicated to trolling me. Perhaps because my spirit is in love with Lucifer.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

atheists don’t usually wear towels on their head

she can always auction her virginity