How did Belle Delphine avoid becoming a lolcow? - Mystery for the ages

[For The Dead Not The Not]

Not touching this bait.

Wait, crap.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

I don't know much about her but as far as I know she didn't have any crash outs and just made a money of people buying her used bathwater. Honestly gaming the gooners is pretty cool.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

She'a not funny, that's why. She is just evil. Her job is to supply endless younger replacements because her filters don't work irl and the top sickos will forever seek young flesh. She is happy to deliver.

 

[Aero Soul]

She's just another OF model. There's not enough worthy material to talk about.
Also, probably because she's attractive.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

No one really cares about a whore unless theyre a simp, and I doubt any raging Simps on here would bother to make a thread on her. It would look like an unrequited love type thing and make the poster look worse than her.

Also, I've seen her mentioned here quite a few times in a while back, there's nothing interesting about her. I wouldn't even know she existed and don't even care enough to look her up to see what she looks like.

 

[31 Black]

maybe working on more music.

She makes music? Is it that shitty wigger repeating beat track with no real rhythm and filled with stock sounrld effects?

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

I mean, you’d think someone like Belle Delphine would be ridiculed off the earth by the “people” of this site, but she managed to avoid lolcow status (at least, her public image is still very positive as I’ve noticed). How did she manage avoiding this fate?

Its kind of rare for porn stars to become lolcows

 

[No-Eyed Square Guy]

She'a not funny, that's why.

She is funny, and also she shows her pussy. Sort of the ideal celebrity woman. Uncanny skill at never doing anything that disgusts the kind of people who like her (or at least like to see her pussy), though she disgusts almost everybody else. Total pro. Nothing to mock. Accept or reject, that's it.

 

[Plastic Paddy]

She's attractive. Personality wise, not so much but she just used what deck of cards she had and made a shit ton of money off it. I don't really think being an OF porn star akin to Bonnie Blue or Lily Phillips is really anything that produces milk other than just not liking their actions.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Thread 'Porn and Porncows'

Nov 22, 2015

Much as they provide for so many of us on the Internet in our lonliest hours, few industries have more trainwrecks, lunatics, drama-llamas, and retards than the porn business. Not to mention the sheer volume of bullshit those in the industry put forth. For every Lily Cade, there's at least a dozen Jenna Jameson's or War Machines whose relationship with reality is so distorted they could probably run for office.

I figured we're long overdue for a thread on this topic. But first, I better provide a few examples...

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Its kind of rare for porn stars to become lolcows

people get too tired after jerking off to post.

 

[YouTube Autist]

Her biggest controversy was when she sold bathwater. And even then, her fans were the bigger lolcows for spending hundreds of dollars on jars of water.

I know, the guys who bought that bathwater were such losers. Anyway, if you need me, I'll be rearranging my display of Sonichu medallions.

 

[consul_dondas]

I don't know much about her but

I think you can pay her for pictures of it, if that's something youre into.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

If she had a thread, it would be boring as hell. She hasn’t done much that’s particularly cowish and so much of what she does is stage managed for attention. The thread would just end up being lots of people calling her a whore, like every thread about a female porncow.

 

[Bothriolepis]

I think she is self aware that this whole situation is pretty stupid, but will gladly take a check.

Probably the most likely reason. We have a few Internet or IRL celebrities/political figures on here who are sane adults and know to avoid reacting to this site, but they also get into enough sincere drama on their own to justify a thread. Delphine knows what she's doing, leans into it, and would just be getting free advertising.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

She will become a lolcow when she hits the wall and doesn’t get attention

 

[Fellen]

There's nothing to post about. She's a dime a dozen OnlyFans "star" who caters to those stupid enough to pay to jerk it to her, but she was at the right place at the right time to get popular. There's nothing to mock. She's making more than what we'll ever make in our lifetime.