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[Cnidarian]

The fuck? Does the hipster asshole who wrote this realize he just said women are biologically hardwired to be racist?

 

[Hamstirer]

Does he live in a kindergarten, wtf?

 

[Zeftax]

why am i here

>Why so many gays on a gossiping site

Gee willikers bro, I don't know.

I want jewish cock, right now.

I will be honest, I didn't think KiwiFarms would be pimping me out to a mentally ill faggot when I woke up this morning.

This thread has graduated from vagina detectives to gay porn detectives. I’m so proud.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Chasing something eternally is funny and all. But to finally catch it, only for it to immediately get away because you're a retarded prick would produce a meltdown of such magnitude

As long as he thinks that bright light at the end of the tunnel is a whore, he'll keep running face first into the train, dust himself off, blame someone else, and right back into the tunnel because he almost got her that last try.

There are many ways to express your disdain for the disabled. I encourage people to explore that concept.

Black people calling other black people out for being niggers is one of my favorite forms of media.

He's hilarious but now he's getting that personal cow taste, it's like moving from basic milk in your coffee, to heavy cream... it's just sweeter.

I get the same feeling from this that I do a Nigerian sending me WhatsApp messages claiming he’s a prince and wants to send me diamonds.

I used to get fucking tilted at this chick because any time someone tried shilling what she said outside a porno it was the most airheaded dumb shit I could imagine. But here she is, still reasonably hot and making a living as a hoe.

As dumb as she might be, she knows what pays the bills. I'm almost impressed.

 

[Crex Crex]

i wanna kill whales so badly and to get to a point so we can do this we should drag all the whales to a patch of ocean and inject like vigara into em so they breed like crazy so the whale population explodes so theres plenty of em to hunt down for like lamp oil and meat

or we could just hunt em to extinction because who other than libtards care about stupid whales

This Easter... He's back.

And he won't be crossed again.

Passion of the Christ got me laid. 10/10 thanks Mel.

Really, two hours of torture got a guy hard?

Based on the recent picture, she should be asking the Slender Man for diet advice.

 

[CaddestSlown]

I learn something new every day and I hate it.

you've brainwashed her into being right wing through repeated dickings and romantic activities

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AT YOUR HOUSE IN LOS ANGELES

 

[Clotso Coof]

Come to think of it, when your two biggest enemies are God and hard science simultaneously, maybe you're the problem.

Having read this article and its attempted whitewashing of this tranny I have come to the conclusion that I still do not hate journalists enough.

It's undeniable that there isn't much that trannies hate more than organized religion, aside from perhaps the study of genetics.

Didn’t that heifer and her sow of a wife create a literal list of the people they weren’t friends anymore and sell it on a temu cup?

 

[Margo Martindale]

You fucked up youre an lolcow now me and 3 other guys on disability are going to dedicate our lives to making fun of you weirdly

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More 4tran4 tranny cope about the hecking ebil kiwifarms.
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4Tran4 and its adjacent communities are on par with /r9k/ in terms of incessant self hate, yet kiwifarms is the nihilistic cesspool lol.

Psst, psst, trannies and pooners I know you're reading this and I just want to let you know that your feigned self awareness is not an effective coping strategy for your mental illness.
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[not william stenchever]

or jacking off like the end was nigh.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Still thinking about that epic AU I came up with where Stephen rapes everyone and leaves.

 

[GunCar Gary]

Surely I can't just build my own enterprise level reporting tool for compliance with the world's most obscure law

I have built my own enterprise level reporting tool for compliance with the world's more obscure law.

 

[Harm]

I'm in contact with the 4chan guys and they're pretty limited on resources but I am insane and can do anything I want

 

[Pedophobe]

Earthbound is massively popular with the mentally ill. You can find it mentioned all over this site.

Always one ban away from a troll-free paradise.

I dunno, I’m relatively normal. Can’t relate.

I am insane and can do anything I want

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

P.S. Yes, I am dead before GTA 6 is released. I’m sad that I never had the opportunity to see or play the game, so tell me how good it is please.

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Nov 24, 2025

I condemn any and all forms of pedophilia. I don’t want anyone repeating the same mistakes I’ve made. Please, if you’re an adult (18+), only get into relationships with other consenting adults (18+). Because if you don’t, even if for example you’re a 18 or 19 or 27 or 34 or 56 year old dating let’s say a 17 or a 14 year old, that’s pedophilia. No exceptions. That’s how it is. And also… minors cannot consent with adults.

I’ve been diagnosed with many disorders, including: autism, ADD, depression, anxiety, gender dysphoria, as well as possibly having OCD, BPD, and even PTSD. I...

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[Path Wanderer]

a nobody whose only claim to fame is being a raving lunatic, internet predator, and serial harasser. Plus, there's this:

 

[ForTheHoard]

What is crazy about Izzat is that it is literally brownie points.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Yea totally, it's like being the river man. Maybe one day you go around the bend and it's all little kid diddling. You just gotta go with the flow. Move to the rythme.

Price of pussy is so inflated bro picked up all of these skills and spent thousands of dollars so he could invade some backwater for trash ass jungly monkey vagina, my fucking god

That could be a legal liability. Its creepy but no one got hurt and its not illegal to assault a couch.

Depends on what you'd do for a bowl of lentils.

 

[Big Nasty]

I dont think a man with Trucker Fucker app on his phone cares much about being subtle

the shit-stained man in the flipflops behind the curtain

 

[Dr. Butt]

My hatred of the french is not a joke.

this prostitute is innumerate???

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Tangentially related, but anybody else hate running into British chicks in porn? They'll be like, "AHH YEH YOU DUREEEE BAHHSTID, CMON YEH? IS YA AVVIN A WANK? GIMME DAT SPUNK, YEAH?"

If I write a peer reviewed paper I'll make sure to properly attribute it but for our purposes they will always be nutslaves to me.

Beefbrisketedly snarking

I found her through a tentacle porn fic she wrote (that I wanted to do for the Fanfiction Horrors thread, but the Joe Biden dialogue really turned me off).

just rubber the nigger off yourself and glue a double nigger back on them

I STAND WITH GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN

terminally online grass-dodgers like us

If I ever become a bacteria or a parasite, I hope I get to be reborn in India, imagine the superpowers you are going to end up having.

We did. It's the last habitat on earth where the Wild Train can hunt its prey unmolested. They're domesticated everywhere else.

Couldn't happen to me, I just mumble copyrighted music unreasonably loudly all the time.

little Timmy isn't seeing alternate chess severs being advertised for his chess.com login where furries have replaced the pieces with animal cocks or whatever chess furries might do.

This probably goes hard if you are an idiot.

Bootie is a hellhole that smells weird

I swear women had a meeting in about 2003 and decided that everything goes

Kayla cheating on Nick with 2 different men named Matt

Disneyland is the elephant graveyard for quirk chunguses.

I've come to the startling conclusion that people need to get the fuck off the Internet.

Also I suspect she likes the challenge of maintaining basic nutrition armed with nothing but beans and industrial quantities of marmite

Glowies should hire me.
I could write a crawler or some shitty spyware and every dude who doesn't have "big tits" in his porn history would be put on a watch list and randomly v& and beaten with wet towels.
I would solve this pedo shit real fucking fast.

AI helping autistic niggas understand hookers. We're really living in the future

Why are their nicknames always some variations of srimblo bimblo gringo skrunko?

>Parlo has lost his only ally Gwamgo
The thread feature sounds like I'm coming in late for a shocking swerve in a Star Wars.

Unless you’ve lost all your teeth in a freak gardening accident this is not something a sane adult would eat

This falsehood was published in such diverse sources as Al-Jazeera and the Times of Israel

If you instruct a delivery person to leave your package at the door, and they open your door, you should be legally allowed to rape and murder them, and get a discount of at least 20% on the order.

I'm obsessed with this story. It has drama. It has twists and turns. It has Wendy's. It has a wannabe e-girl fucking up her life then doubling down. It is perhaps the most blatant example of someone abusing the term "sexual abuse" that I have ever seen. It has piinus. It has justice served. All different walks of life are coming together to collectively point at this woman and call her wrong and ugly. Truly, the only thing we need to bring America together is a common enemy to collectively hate.

this has taught me that there is now a non-zero-percent chance that you could venture all the way to the North Pole to jonkle it and a random woman could instantly burst out of the ice to record and call you a rapist

Reject Modernity, return to Teddy Ruxpin.

I have been blessed with the memory of a goldfish and the ADHD of a Zoomer. I am God's Most Distracted Soldier.

YOU WERE THINKING OF HEATHCLIFF YOU FUCKING DOUBLE NIGGER FUCK YOU

normal, everyday people who shed an entire kpop idol worth of weight

Actually vinegar in general rules. I have like eight different kinds of vinegar. Plain white vinegar, apple cider vinegar, white wine vinegar, red wine vinegar, balsamic vinegar, other balsamic vinegar, I forget the others, but I always have vinegars

What kind of philo-Canadian agiptrop is this shit?