random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Crex Crex]

"I'm going to draw gay porn to piss off a Muslim to show that bitch never to be homophobic ever again!"

The world wasnt ready for the Jeffrey Epstein is Indian conspiracy theory, but is too late now, the cat is out of the bag.

I did not have sexual relations with that PowerPoint presentation.

 

[CallmeCicada]

this is the music we play when we get freaky in the church parking lot and null shakes the car with his big fat cheese hands so we’re soaking and it technically doesnt count

 

[neger psykolog]

Yes. One of the few times I really questioned what the fuck I was doing spending time on this God forsaken website

Surprise? Niggah, I didnt need the hubble telescope to see that shit coming

 

[WelperHelper99]

Sexuality is an immutable characteristic so I can't start sucking peen to gain +100 reputation points with obese women.

 

[CallmeCicada]

of course Josh Moon and his users should be flayed alive, burned, their remains pounded to dust, and washed into a river to remove any trace of their existence

This was not taken out of context.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

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"The hardest part of HIV is people telling you once a week to go kill yourself."

 

[CallmeCicada]

Do the utterly retarded and hopeless not also yearn for love?

 

[Clotso Coof]

I’m not even going to google what the psychological term for “don’t fuck your mom/ dad” because my Google searches are fucked up enough.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

He's some disgusting fucking anime-loving weaboo from up North who got mocked so fucking hard he fled the country.

 

[Thé au lait]

P.S.: Fuck you, Jason. I hope you get bit on your testicle by a poisonous centipede again.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

adolf hitler is real, still alive, is transfem, and has a kiwifarms account. i wont say which is hers though

a tranny using kiwifarms is like a nigger using stormfront or a woman using incel forums

Genshin Impact and its consequences have been a disaster for the weeaboo race. Those damn Chinese at Mihoyo...

I can hear the guys hunched over their phones and laptops going up and down, up and down on the slide whistle, yammering on every time you stream

the fact of the matter is that he spent over 1000 dollars to get raped in the ass by a purple dildo

It turns out Oobie locked Beepo in his basement and tried experimental assrape techniques on him

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Just cetacean cum with no agenda. Just as God intended.

I thought very deeply about how OP is a faggot.

I really shouldn't stick my dick in that. HOWEVER...

white supremacy causes earthquakes and hurricanes

 

[Pedophobe]

Bitching and complaining about literally everything is the only form of entertainment these slugs even have.

They're going to have to setup a large, very awkward, shower conference call.

How is it always Virginia?

 

[Oilspill Battery]

My negro manservant appear to be a homosexualist. An amateur would think this "woke." An expert knows this is based as he will never breed.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Someone had never seen an entire long cucumber binned in a weird location

Nothing made me more misogynistic than shelving the female romance section while volunteering at my local library.

Die on whichever of those hills you want to, I don't care, it's funny either way.

I'm not surprised he makes the waitress grind an uncomfortable amount of cheese on his Olive Garden slop, but I am surprised he did not film the interaction.

Horatio is a very good pimp name

I'm going to make a cheap discount whore hiring website and make it super obnoxious.

He'll have to play mobile games and spam people's Facebook with posts like "Hey, it's me, Russell and I get my hookers from ProstiTemu and I'll get a discount for every friend who likes and shares this post!"

And you know he'd do it.

THE RETURN OF THE BOOB SODA DEATHFAT

 

[Zeftax]

Can the fat gay autistic retard who runs this website not differentiate between gay black pornstars???

 

[Return of the Freaker]

If I put this image under my pillow tonight will the Dysentary Fairy leave me a Google Play card?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I knew Mexicans would inevitably be driven mad by their love of anime.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

@Wright said: If any of y'all get doxed at random or something I just hope y'all don't got a goofy ass surname like Hogendorp or whatever

 

[Hooked on phobics]

THEY ARE DERAILING MY THREAD FIX THIS

You're fat.

im not fat threadban them now

WHERE IS THE CONSISTENCY @Null

omg i literally dont care about biology or taxonomy go away

unironically nazi germany bro