random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

You raped your sister.

They have a fucking subculture of spamming child porn.

 

[Gentlebastard]

A people known for their poo are also known for half-assing life.

The Great Indian Paradox.

Humble Pie wanted her. But she refused to eat it.

And here I was thinking that autocorrect telling some chick I want to duck her mouth was embarrassing.

I love that bit in the video as he's trying to "walk with confidence" but just looks like a shaved orangutan out for a stroll.

I wish him a long life, may he live in interesting times.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Troon trout were something I would not have predicted.

I would position myself at the end of the belt and have them funnel the cheese straight into my gaping maw. I'm salivating at the thought alone.

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Imagine your fucking doorbell stops working because a server thousands of miles away is down. When did we become so retarded as a species?

I wonder how many Funko Pop microplastics I have in my balls at this moment.

So I'm just going to assume Hitler was actually hung like a Clydesdale and had four balls.

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

"My boy Hitler actually had a massive dong."

-Kiwifarms

 

[NoReturn]

"Jeffrey please help me here is she is a hooker" is random_text.txt worthy.

 

[DickMain]

Anyone got that video of the father dipping his finger in his son's watery shit on the pavement then tasting it?

 

[The Noise]

she fucked the 75 year old actor of roger rabbit while he did the voice and got married to him.

 

[neger psykolog]

"Fresh air? I don't think so."

 

[Meat Target]

I accidentally merged my soyjack folder with my porn folder so now it's a real crapshoot whether I laugh or get hard.

 

[neger psykolog]

Can confirm this deep state allegation. There are documents on wiki leaks confirming Null was responsible for the botched Cuba bay of pigs invasion during the cold war

 

[Rotollo 2]

If you're barely clinging onto sanity and you need a weed pen in your truck that bad, ask your doctor if suicide is right for you.

 

[Wallace]

Also, every time I feel self-conscious about writing about sex with sentient alien octopuses, I remind myself that people have been fantasizing about sex with octopuses for hundreds, if not thousands of years.

 

[Aunt Carol]

“Come and get it you big funky sex machine (feminine).”

Start wearing panties and jacking to futanari hentai at all waking hours and then report back to us.

In reality it's just 2 men who love each other very faggly.

 

[DickMain]

"Gay sex RUINED this youtuber career..." - future dramaslop videos

You know what, I don't want to be gay anymore. Roblox Youtubers of all people have ruined it.

I love pussy now.

I am on mobile, someone put this in the random text thread.

 

[Doxmatix]

Just another normal Tuesday on The Farms.

Wraslin is the Gen X autist's version of trains, I'm 100% certain

This costume really highlights how "buff" he is, he's got sub-zero muscle on those bones.

Chantal wouldn't know a crackhead if he stuck a broomstick up her ass.

Another man learns a valuable lesson in sexonomics.

I am not a “friendly colleague”.

You're thinking too much like a normal person.

The bitch can't even keep hair follicles with her lifestyle.

Phil's chat is reaching Yankees levels of retired numbers: 220, 999, 1488, 1651, 11009.

 

[Pedophobe]

The feeling of being inside is a bit hard to describe, but to me it felt like my dick was inside of a warm, soft, wet hose that was slightly strangulating it from all sides simultaneously.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

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[UERISIMILITUDO]

You survived the dickless pedo-cabal, you can beat this faggot too

I stopped digging after I found his gay porn.

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[dcss]

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[The Cheese Aisle]

@Hitchhiker said: Whypipo don't season dey pussies