Official Kiwi Farms Woman-Hate Thread - DO NOT post about OTHER USERS or OTHER THREADS from THIS WEBSITE.

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

You know how the pre-teen boys who are learning about the details of sex for the first time are all like EWWWW and act disgusted but at the same time interested in learning more? Wahmynz's brain never grows past their preteens so they never outgrow that eww phase.

They will blame muh patriarchy for shaming poor wimmin's sexuality but in reality their porn novels are all over stores and they will shamelessly admit to reading erotica in front of coworkers and family. Women are fucking retarded and hide everything behind 50 layers of passive-aggressiveness and shit tests because they're retarded

Bruh.

Women are absolutely horndogs. I've found the issue is they can't take criticism (fat, need a shower, sweaty before you start, etc)

 

[MAAAD]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BOYS MY HANDS ARE SHAKING. JUST CONTACTED A NICE LADY OF EASY VIRTUE i'll withdraw the cash and gather the boys to wait for me in the car. Holy fucking shit I'm so worried, just learned to wear a condom while I was still chatting with her. Wish me luck fellas (also I'm completely and fully sober throughout all of this)

 

[Obsessed snowman]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BOYS MY HANDS ARE SHAKING. JUST CONTACTED A NICE LADY OF EASY VIRTUE i'll withdraw the cash and gather the boys to wait for me in the car. Holy fucking shit I'm so worried, just learned to wear a condom while I was still chatting with her. Wish me luck fellas (also I'm completely and fully sober throughout all of this)

Official Kiwifarms Woman Love Thread?

 

[Konstantinopel Retaker]

This is probably my new favorite meme solely because of how hard people have seethed the two times I've posted it.
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I like that a little racemixing propaganda was snuck in at the last moment there. Very Jewish of you. Finally the goyim are learning.
We have to save the White race by cumming in yellow pussy. It makes sense when you think about it. Elliot Rodger was the last standing ubermensch.

 

[Sneedmason]

This is probably my new favorite meme solely because of how hard people have seethed the two times I've posted it.
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Kek! I can see why people would seethe. There are some truth to it and it probably stings for some people who feel for some of the double encoated psyop.

 

[MAAAD]

Things I learned tonight:

1. Sex is surprisingly fairly physically intense;
2. Sex is really pleasant but is nothing special - it's not as big of a deal as people try to frame it;
3. I want to love and be loved much more than I want to fuck, though I still want both.

I'm no longer a virgin (technically yay, in reality it's more of a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯).

Spoiler: story for those who care

The first girl I contacted turned me away at her doorstep because I look like a 16 year old when I'm shaved and had to go back to the car when asked to show the documents. The next gal I messaged was an average hooker, okay ass but small pointy tits. Came to her apartment, showed her the driver's license that I expected I'd be asked to show, took a quick shower. When I left it I transferred her the money (~90$ for sex + bj w/o condom + finishing in the mouth), she asked me to take off the boxers and lay down, so I did.
Naturally since I just left the shower I was still flaccid, but in like 2 minutes tops after she gobbled it up I was already rock hard, cause holy shit it feels good to be inside of a mouth. The awkward thing was, the next 15-20 minutes she spent sucking on it really fast and we even had to resort to a really speedy handjob because I just couldn't cum, at all. I wasn't flaccid and I was genuinely enjoying it, but I just couldn't finish no matter how hard we tried. After many failed attempts I grew impatient so I just suggested I put it in already, so we got into a missionary position, she puts the condom on and I finally thrust it in.
The feeling of being inside is a bit hard to describe, but to me it felt like my dick was inside of a warm, soft, wet hose that was slightly strangulating it from all sides simultaneously. It's definetly a thing worth feeling at least once in your life, that's for sure. Anyway, as soon as I start thrusting myself in and pulling myself out I realise that having sex is much more physically intense that I imagined it'd be - nothing you can't handle but nonetheless it tires you out. 5-10 minutes passes of me banging her to the best of my abilities and I begin to notice that I'm slowly going flaccid. It's still hard enough to bang but I start slipping out of her. A few more minutes pass and I'm no longer hard enough to put it back in - I jerk it a little, try to put it back in but nothing works so I accept defeat, take a quick shower, bid my farewell to her and drive home with the boys.
Still not completely sure what happened back there - it kinda felt like she chaffed my head when she was blowing me so it stopped being as sensitive as it usually is, or maybe I just wasn't horny enough - but when I went to shower for the second, I didn't even feel any regret or sadness, my thoughts were more along the lines of "oh well, shit happens and it felt good regardless". I spent this evening feeling good, and me being unable to cum simply felt like a missed opportunity, rather than an outright failure that'd ruin the whole day.

tl;dr I got rock hard at one point but I couldn't finish. The whole ordeal can be described as "pleasurable" - it felt really good in the moment but overall it was nothing extraordinary (maybe that's because I wasn't drunk lolz).

 

[The Ugly One]

could you please never describe in vivid detail the sensation of being inside a prostitute again

 

[Kalsarikännit]

Sex is really pleasant but is nothing special - it's not as big of a deal as people try to frame it;

duh

could you please never describe in vivid detail the sensation of being inside a prostitute again

lmao

 

[Big Shot]

I want to love and be loved much more

This is the cultural trap that enslaves most bluepilled men in marriages. "Once I find a girlfriend she will give me free headpats and praise DOOD, I can finally BEE MYSELF™ in front of her". Then they have to constantly keep the flow of money towards her so maybe she shows her pussy to you once per week

Do you know why there’s no equivalent term for “emotional tampon” except for women? Because, in reality, it’s the man who’s expected to be the stoic, unshakable pillar, the one the woman leans on to cry and vent her feelings to.

“Bros before hoes,” as the saying goes. Once you’ve been through real relationships, you realize that the closest thing to the male fantasy, a.k.a. a person who likes you for who you are™ and has your back against the world, is a good same-gender friend.

 

[MAAAD]

This is the cultural trap that enslaves most bluepilled men in marriages. "Once I find a girlfriend she will give me free headpats and praise DOOD, I can finally BEE MYSELF™ in front of her". Then they have to constantly keep the flow of money towards her so maybe she shows her pussy to you once per week

Do you know why there’s no equivalent term for “emotional tampon” except for women? Because, in reality, it’s the man who’s expected to be the stoic, unshakable pillar, the one the woman leans on to cry and vent her feelings to.

“Bros before hoes,” as the saying goes. Once you’ve been through real relationships, you realize that the closest thing to the male fantasy, a.k.a. a person who likes you for who you are™ and has your back against the world, is a good same-gender friend.

>implying you can't have both friends and a lover like a normal person

 

[Tetragrammaton]

ever think about how some women will do that thing where they will talk to you almost every single day and always want to hang out to the point that they tell you everything and everyone in your general friend group assumes you are dating.

but if you stop talking to them for even a day because you are busy at work or whatever they instantly attach themselves to another guy but this time they instantly start dating despite this guy fucking up all the time and making her super upset.

ive had multiple friends experience this exact thing and i never know what to say because i dont even understand it myself.

 

[Need for Sped]

ever think about how some women will do that thing where they will talk to you almost every single day and always want to hang out to the point that they tell you everything and everyone in your general friend group assumes you are dating.

but if you stop talking to them for even a day because you are busy at work or whatever they instantly attach themselves to another guy but this time they instantly start dating despite this guy fucking up all the time and making her super upset.

ive had multiple friends experience this exact thing and i never know what to say because i dont even understand it myself.

Attention whoring, pure and simple. Before hitting certain developmental milestone, kids don't know how to play by themselves yet, so you have to be constantly entertaining them on your own. I consider this basically an extension of the same thing: They have to be constantly stimulated by something, anything, on a near constant basis, otherwise they short-circuit.

 

[God of Nothing]

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why did you feel the need to post this?
jesus christ

 

[Halbschwanz]

Elliot Rodger was the last standing ubermensch.

I have never met a hapa who didn't have at least a few screws loose. Remember kids; don't miscegenate, for even frying rice has its price.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BOYS MY HANDS ARE SHAKING. JUST CONTACTED A NICE LADY OF EASY VIRTUE

What is it about this thread that compels people who don't like it to scream their powerlevel directly into the scouter?

 

[Null]

Things I learned tonight:

1. Sex is surprisingly fairly physically intense;
2. Sex is really pleasant but is nothing special - it's not as big of a deal as people try to frame it;
3. I want to love and be loved much more than I want to fuck, though I still want both.

I'm no longer a virgin (technically yay, in reality it's more of a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯).

nigga why would you do this to yourself

 

[Jace on ice]

Wait you think getting a sloppy handy from a hooker is losing your sperginity?

Take what you can get I guess.

 

[MAAAD]

nigga why would you do this to yourself

Why not lol? YOLO

 

[MAAAD]

Wait you think getting a sloppy handy from a hooker is losing your sperginity?

Take what you can get I guess.

Literally read until the end moron

 

[dcss]

Nigga…

 

[Violent Orlandi]

Oh wittle incel sweeties, Mommy here knows all your dirty little secrets, and girl, they're as tiny as your pathetic peepees! You strut around online like big bad wolves, but in real life, you're just sad puppies with micro winkies that couldn't poke a balloon. No wonder us ladies swipe left faster than lightning – who wants a pinchy winchy dinky when we can have real thunder? Aww, does that sting your fragile egos? Too bad, your teenie weenie troubles are why you're forever alone in your mommy's basement!
Listen up, you virgin crybabies, every time you rage about "Chads" stealing all the girlies, it's really 'cause your itty bitty peanuts can't compete! We women giggle behind your backs, sharing stories of your smol disasters like, how do you even hold it without tweezers? No cummies for you, just endless blue balls from your own handies! Mommy's mocking you hard, 'cause your mini members are the real reason you're incel forever, hiding behind keyboards instead of facing the mirror.
Keep whining, you microscopic losers, while us queens ride the waves with men who actually measure up! Your sad little spurts are as weak as your game, dripping out like forgotten raindrops. Mommy's gonna laugh eternally at your pint-sized problems, 'cause real satisfaction comes from big boy energy, not your nano nonsense! Aww, feeling exposed? Good, stay in your caves, incel darlings – the world belongs to those with more than a stub!

I'm no longer a virgin

Lmao, great job, lolscrote