random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

Britons are adapting to the threat of knife crime by developing protective fat layers like elephant seals... the beauty of nature never ceases to amaze me.

Joke's on you I don't have the freedom to act in accordance with my free will

What? Sprayable cheese?? What fell witchcraft is this? Like an actual spraycan of cheese?

 

[McSneaks]

How about you not insult me, you entitled troglodyte? And everyone stop marking my shit as "dumb" and "autistic", this is borderline bullying for the sake of borderline bullying.

 

[Gentlebastard]

These weirdoes are fat and I would not have sex with them. I would deport them to an overseas fat farm though.

They might have tried to grow a vegetable garden on top of a tarp..... and shot two kids to death for being suspected spies.... but even they didn't go the furry-with-inflation-kink route.

I'm tired of sharing this earth with him, and I am not going.

What a big fat retard who eats dog food straight from the tin.

Go talk to your elders you disrespectful cunts.

He’s building a brand and using Twitter correctly. Note that he is not arguing with his toilet.

He will keep lowering his standard's until he gets him his penis sucked if he gets desperate enough given that when he couldn't afford legal hookers he went to illegal hookers, and when he couldn't get women, he switched to men. He's a recalcitrant coomer of the Nth degree.

For me, it kind of comes down to, do you want to be reminded every day that one of the simultaneously most loathsome and incompetent people you've ever heard of once blubbered like a bitch on national television when confronted with his failure of a life?

Why, yes. Yes I do.

he may be white-passing at times but his brain is absolutely welded permanently into its Turk-Arab Retardation setting

 

[Meat Target]

there is no such thing as an expert on sex robots.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

One account followed by Somers shares Japanese hentai of underage girls; however, a majority of the content features youth in Africa.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I commend your bravery in admitting you're the political equivalent of a flat earther.

 

[Aunt Carol]

No one else has a trans identity as a cow and the author doesn't seem to want to address the issue of transgenderism in quadrupeds.

You still haven't answered whether this is a cow vagina or human vagina.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

First of all don't take the Lord's name in vain. Secondly most people don't spend their lives obsessing over, researching and memorizing boring computer nerd bullshit like "jpegs" and "gentoo" and "linux" or "torrents"

 

[tehpope]

Shame works. Remember to bully early and often.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

"Oh my Taylor Kelce!", they exclaim Caucasianly,

 

[Clotso Coof]

Shame works. Remember to bully early and often.

While once it was cool to cut off your tool
And pretend to be girls, just for laughs,
These days it's cooler to be a bit crueler
And say heil to Hitler in class.

 

[not william stenchever]

the possibility of having a judge that doesn't get coloring books for Christmas assigned to the case.

 

[Cnidarian]

looking at this is giving me Jelly fish vibes.
they're basically 98% water. just add that last 2% and get it over with already.
I don't like the idea of a jelly fish floating around not being water when they really should be.
Sick of it.

 

[Metamorpho]

I have a dream that one day Kiwis will be judged not by the color of their join date but by the content of their shitposts.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Hell, you could accept Jesus into your heart in that strip club.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I need to stop visiting this fucking thread, every time I do I want to punch a hole into my monitor and FEDPOST EXPUNGED. Yes I am MATI.

Literal NPCs with no internal dialogue. I know they say monologue but I usually have three or four going along arguing with each other.

I would declare a gorilla a civilized human before any one of these troglodytes.

That's cool, but never agree with the one telling you to shoot up a synagogue.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Back in 2023 I tried to join an erotic obesity group on Facebook and I had to have an AO3 account and some writings to prove that I actually cared about the community that was being developed for an invite link... I was retarded enough to use my real name

Character-development wise, it was one of the better erotic fictions that I've published in my time on AO3, and thinking back, if I would have posted it on fanfiction.net there would have been less of a chance for some asshole to archive it and send it to my grandma the day after thanksgiving. So, yeah. That's an embarrassing detail of my personal life.

 

[Meat Target]

You will not turn me fucking gay you retarded tranny Linux user. That code literally turns you gay and makes you chop your nuts off. Windows keeps you straight. Upgrade your rig faggot

 

[catpetter]

"far-right terrorist hub Kiwi Farms"

 

[Waffle Iron]

If the material gifts just sit on the shelf and experiences have all been done before, the only two other gifts I can think of is putting a baby in her or getting her a pet.