random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Uh Oh Stinky]

Cobra's magic is all around us now, like one great big circle of protection.

Remember the 'rents come from a generation where you just didn't act like this. It was unheard of to go around in public being unbathed and dressed like a horse's ass and insisting you had a stomach penis.

Ah so it turns out that sailors weren't drawn to the rocks because they were so enchanted by the beauty of the mermaid's song, they just wanted to kill themselves lol

Her face cheeks are roughly equivalent to the size of a normal human's butt cheeks. Amazin'.

Those chins look like they are about to break free like a busted can of biscuits.

 

[neger psykolog]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Fascist Frederick's Thousand Nigger Posts. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of racism most of the NIGGERs will go over a typical user's head.

 

[Tingle]

Do black people have boats?

 

[Rotollo 2]

The guy is/was a master of poorly fetishizing cringe, sexual violence, & 7th grade writing-level murder & rape fantasies.

 

[Gentlebastard]

You should stop eating priests. I don't care how much seasoning you put on them.

Your ear drum committed suicide because it couldn't stand listening to you anymore.

Look at that GUT! Does anyone else see the flabonacci sequence?

Mmm mmm, microplastics made by melting butter in its container; I can feel the tumors growing already.

I actually came up with an exciting new conspiracy theory today regarding this observation.

It’s not going to be a Golgafrinchan poorly sanitised telephone plague is it? It’s going to be some multi drug resistant gonorrhoea brewed up on the inside of a stink ditch, amplified in the foetid interior of a fursuit and made resistant to every antibiotic known to mankind by repeated passage through a pooner’s fried kidneys.
This truly is the worst of timelines

God bless their capacity for self-delusion, it's really incredible every single day.

Never in a million years would I expect a Bal-Sagoth reference in a porn thread.

I did not have to google anything and knew with absolute certainty that he is wrong because that’s retarded.

Can we just rename "cluster B" to demonic possession?

Clearly, I am a fucking retard in my inability to estimate just how fucking stupid these people are.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Every single woman that the man brags about fucking looks like they belong on an evolution chart of early hominids

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

FUCK YOU GRANDMA TOASTER STRUDEL

 

[Elysian]

Perhaps we need more 'Femboys' than 'Lying Faggots' in Parliament...

 

[Clotso Coof]

They're going to hand out MREs, who ever takes the vomlette without complaint gets fired.

 

[invisibult plus+]

I love living in Action America.

May it never reach my living room.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Do you peeps think they are unhinged and desperate enough to try digging him up and proposing to it with the maggots as their witness?

You could have Turkish Batman fight Wonder Woman for being Greek

Quit being a pissbaby doomer faggot and either have fun or kill yourself already

It'd be interesting, but it's so autistic and potentially racist nobody would ever explore it

I repeatedly overestimate these mammals.

Pay no attention to the sticky lion behind the curtain

."Nonono our game where we literally recreate SH1 scenes like Lisa bleeding is just uh a reimaginationinging or something! Look, we call it ShatMe! Anyway, enjoy Harry trying to find his daugthter Cheryl!"

You should stop eating priests. I don't care how much seasoning you put on them.

there was a Jimmy Kimmel boycott?

i only get my news from SNL skits, i'll go ahead and wait till they do one about this

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

In a short time frame I saw several erect penises, findom captions and the ass of a femboy

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

What happened to love, man


What happened to love

Never in a million years would I expect a Bal-Sagoth reference in a porn thread.

Can we just rename "cluster B" to demonic possession?

Can a porn whore have another mental breakdown or suicide or something soon, I need a good laugh.

 

[pollution jim]

NARU; THAT WHICH IS CALLED, TO PROVE TO BE; SELF-PROCLAIMED MACHIAVELLIAN CANNIBAL ARTIST

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Will you retards stop arguing about the Jews?

Timeless

 

[Sprate Header]

the average person does not have space for half a fucking cow in their home you mongoloid piece of shit

 

[a kiwifarms user]

enjoyed his downfall greatly, though I wish greater hardship befell him.

 

[Stan]

-20 opinion (insulted me)

 

[tehpope]

My manifesto, after I die by suicide by cop, will be a 400,000 word essay about every instance I did not get enough dip with my nuggies.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

White males be wildin.