🍗 Deathfat Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

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How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
Phhhh, as if you wouldn't shell out 200$ for the original of the hose manatee! ;)
Somebody should and beach cat and make the magnets and wall prints and sell them for cheap here. They could probably make the money back but they should try to buy both for fifty bucks, she’d probably sell, she doesn’t know the treasures she holds. lol
 
With 6500 followers yet only an average of 150 views, Polissa established a forum to demand learning why she is in TikTok Jail, as well as to learn what content she can create to make bail


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As one can tell by the short description above, the video is "muh algorithm redux." She surveys the viewers, particularly the ones following her, of what made them do so, and what would they like to see in the future: art, stories, political commentary? Her only personal request is that she would rather not do political content (despite that giving her the most non-Kiwi engagement historically). While she still holds the same political views, discussing it broke her almost as much as being living in La Casa and at Izaak's house did. She also gets no likes and shares despite posting art pictures and in her stories section, which frustrates her. She even went live recently, but not even the few Kiwis that followed her saw it. (I sure didn't.)

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If she's not in TikTok jail, then what is she doing wrong? Please send critique
 
As someone who plays instruments and can sight-read music... this gives me a heinous fucking headache.

ETA: Took it to my piano, assumed a 4/4 time measure because it wasn't specified, played in C major as she denoted no flats nor sharps, and confirmed that it sounds like complete and utter shit.
It would be really funny if you recorded it for us to hear the mermaid song
 
It would be really funny if you recorded it for us to hear the mermaid song
People in my household laughed and cringed. The parrot was very upset. This is the best recording I could make reading her shitty sheet music fan without the bird (rightfully) losing his mind (too much). Sorry if the sound quality sucks, but I recorded this via putting my phone on the bench next to me to record the audio while reading her shit off my laptop.

 
People in my household laughed and cringed. The parrot was very upset. This is the best recording I could make reading her shitty sheet music fan without the bird (rightfully) losing his mind (too much). Sorry if the sound quality sucks, but I recorded this via putting my phone on the bench next to me to record the audio while reading her shit off my laptop.

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I love it! It sound like it's from a pretentious art house movie about a genius piano player whose Alzheimer's sabotages his career.
 
Polissa established a forum to demand learning why she is in TikTok Jail, as well as to learn what content she can create to make bail
Can we get a transcript, complete with grunts and random noises? I forget who was doing it before, but it always cracks me up
People in my household laughed and cringed. The parrot was very upset. This is the best recording I could make reading her shitty sheet music fan without the bird (rightfully) losing his mind (too much). Sorry if the sound quality sucks, but I recorded this via putting my phone on the bench next to me to record the audio while reading her shit off my laptop.

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I think i could come up with better music just making up shit on the piano as a kid. This is embarrassing, even for her. Honestly, teenage bands come up with better shit.
 
People in my household laughed and cringed. The parrot was very upset. This is the best recording I could make reading her shitty sheet music fan without the bird (rightfully) losing his mind (too much). Sorry if the sound quality sucks, but I recorded this via putting my phone on the bench next to me to record the audio while reading her shit off my laptop.

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Ah so it turns out that sailors weren't drawn to the rocks because they were so enchanted by the beauty of the mermaid's song, they just wanted to kill themselves lol
 
People in my household laughed and cringed. The parrot was very upset. This is the best recording I could make reading her shitty sheet music fan without the bird (rightfully) losing his mind (too much). Sorry if the sound quality sucks, but I recorded this via putting my phone on the bench next to me to record the audio while reading her shit off my laptop.

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If you need more money from the VA for your ears bleeding after playing that, feel free to submit that as proof. I barely got 45 seconds in before noping.

Can we get a transcript, complete with grunts and random noises? I forget who was doing it before, but it always cracks me up

I don't do it as often as I used to (partly because her videos were getting to 7+ minutes long and typing even every other one at the time *lip smack* would *gasp* make some of them *deep gasp* unreadable *tongue click*), but I can do it this time for ol time's sake. Especially since this one deserves it. It mostly tells what we know with some lies by omission or truth twisting to take less responsibility for her situation. Spoilers, but no mention of the cats at all.

A long time follower answered that she loves Polly's storytimes and that she initially followed her to witness La Casa being renovated. This led to Polissa timelining her housing situation from Hell House up to her current shot up apartment, plus discussion of plans for the future. @Spectator come collect your prize. You correctly theorized why Pissa has manatees on the mind.


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I asked my followers what made you follow me! And this [ask on the screen] was one of the response I got back! From darlingdaisydears! *tongue click* I appreciate the uh, feedback here!

It says "I remember the first TikToks I saw of yours were *pause* when you hoping to fix up the trailer. I am someone who enjoys learning about different people, so I like your stories, but your artwork's cool, too." *tongue click* I really appreciate that comment! I'm glad you stayed for my stories, I'm glad you like my artwork!

Um, I wanted to tell you that was one of the hardest times of my life! I had just lost my home that I had stayed in for over six years [which Polissa herself broke the lease early with via resignation letter shortly before moving into La Casa]! Uh, due to landlord negligence! Um, *lip smack* he refused to fix anything in this house! Like it was falling apart when we moved in! *gasp* But the rent was cheap! And I was hopeful! So, we needed someplace to go! *bangs fist against hard surface* Hence why we stayed there for so long!

Um, *tongue click* Almost two years before we moved out, the roof collapsed in on us while we were sleeping! This was at the beginning of the pandemic! Like, middle of 2020, I think? Early... I think it was the end of 2020! *pause* But anyways! Um... *lip smack* so the roof caved in on us while we were sleeping! *gasp* We removed the debris and we stayed there with a tarp over the hole, *stammers* the makeshift skylight that was above our bed *chuckles* we had a tarp! Put over it! Nothing else! Just the tarp! And um... *pause* it was cold! During winter! And it was very hot during the summer. Um... *tongue click* And I just couldn't do it anymore! I couldn't do it anymore!

So we ended up deciding to move into the trailer and try to fix it up because it was available! Um, it was on family land. No one was living there, no one had lived there in over a decade! There was-- every pipe in that place was like splintered toothpicks! It was PVC pipe that had water apparently stuck in it when it was set dormant and it froze and it just shattered!

So we *gasp* went a year without any actual, working plumbing, because Josh tried to fix as much as he could, got to a spot that was too difficult, couldn't figure it out! [Which was the very first project involving the bathroom plumbing] Um, we could never get the help that we needed to come fix the place, just timing wise! Him working, others working... [And because Joh turned away the few people that would've bothered to help if he didn't lash at them unprovoked]

So... it didn't work! It didn't work! *laughs* We carried buckets of water to and from the trailer to a year just to flush the toilets, just to have water to wash dishes, and-- Not drinking out of that! Like, that, we had bottled water for that! *laughs* But it was roughing it! It was absolutely roughin' it! [It was so rough that Polissa spent most of the fall and winter in her grandma's house until she shouldn't tolerate any more seconds of Fox News and westerns]

So roughin' it in that trailer until the AC died! I can't do summer in Alabama without AC! No human being could, or should! Alabama heat is lethal! [but not for cats, amirite?]

*gasp* So, us having to leave the trailer [between Joh's restraining order and Mamaw and her no longer getting along] really pushed us out of our comfort zone! It made us really focused on what we really want for our lives! And we stayed with friends for a while [until they told them to vacate after squatting and mooching for months with no plans to stop], we moved in with my brother, James! [AKA Tyler, who nowadays prefers to go by his middle name/his father's first] And uh, James was the one who helped us to our apartment here! He fronted us the money [after he was evicted by letting them squat and mooch for so long that he violated his lease] to actually get into an apartment and get on our feet under us! I will never forget him for that! Like, I love love my little brother!

Um.... *long pause* this is not our final stop! As you have seen in the last few videos, we have some other things going on! *gasp* Um, this apartment, where I do have some friends here, *loud jingling music starts playing* it's not the stop---

*cuts back to Polissa* Sorry about that! That was the alarm to go get my laundry! *chuckles*

But anyways! Um... *tongue click!* So! Um... *pause* The next stop is soon to come! And hopefully, um, this late winter or spring of 2026, we will be *pause* adios Alabama and *gasp* hello Florida! *chuckle* *gasp* Finally, we are saving back money, we are working towards our goal of um, moving to near where Josh grew up! Um, not far off from it! I found us an apartment! I have a list of places for Josh to apply for work! I am working on artwork, uh, that is beach theme, animal beach themed, so I can sell it at an artists market there! Those paintings are for sell here! Um, *tongue click* I'm making hand fans, and making wreaths to sell for money to make towards that moving fund!

But, um! *tongue click* I really appreciate your feedback, and um, there's more to come!

After that were the same clip of her painting to music submitted three times, some wreaths she worked on that I initially thought were something she snapped at a Homegoods, and some old photos and shared memes about perseverance in dire times that aren't worth sharing, let alone archiving unless you really want to see a 40 year old woman sharing Boomerbook memes. Meh. I want more Storytimes (Kiwi variety or no) and Beach Cat, not this crap.


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Can we get a transcript, complete with grunts and random noises? I forget who was doing it before, but it always cracks me up

I think i could come up with better music just making up shit on the piano as a kid. This is embarrassing, even for her. Honestly, teenage bands come up with better shit.
She didn’t compose it she just drew it! I actually kind of like it, it’s soothing and I’m picturing @Diet Coke 4 Life playing it for us on a rainy night in a concert hall
 
GUYS. I think I might have found the original that she was trying to paint. It's a humongous stretch, but there are some notes and themes that line up (the action on the left hand in the base clef, mostly - but she never, NEVER shifted to treble for the left hand, probably because she didn't see it - or she did, and this is why she wrote the notes up high on the base clef like a retard, not understanding that doing what she did actually COMPLETELY CHANGES THE NOTES PLAYED), and her failure to properly mark where notes fall if they're outside of the standard staves made it goop. Also, her lack of time signature and time directions made it plunk along like a funeral dirge. Also, as she never, NEVER put the sharps in, it absolutely changed the entire sound of the song.


I think that's it.

ETA: Because it's DEFINITELY not the classic by the master Haydn.


Which is GLORIOUS. And difficult to play when you only sit your ass down on your bench once a year for Christmas carols.
 
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GUYS. I think I might have found the original that she was trying to paint. It's a humongous stretch, but there are some notes and themes that line up (the action on the left hand in the base clef, mostly - but she never, NEVER shifted to treble for the left hand, probably because she didn't see it - or she did, and this is why she wrote the notes up high on the base clef like a retard, not understanding that doing what she did actually COMPLETELY CHANGES THE NOTES PLAYED), and her failure to properly mark where notes fall if they're outside of the standard staves made it goop. Also, her lack of time signature and time directions made it plunk along like a funeral dirge. Also, as she never, NEVER put the sharps in, it absolutely changed the entire sound of the song.


I think that's it.

ETA: Because it's DEFINITELY not the classic by the master Haydn.


Which is GLORIOUS. And difficult to play when you only sit your ass down on your bench once a year for Christmas carols.
I just assumed it was a shitty TEMU stencil. Blame the Chinese
 
It’s likely a temu stencil anyways, I doubt she bothered to take more than the usual 5 minutes on a fan

Edit: yep here it is, from Etsy but it could easily be on temu too

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It was selling for about $7

Edit: listed on temu for less than $3

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Her fan for reference:

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It’s likely a temu stencil anyways, I doubt she bothered to take more than the usual 5 minutes on a fan

Edit: yep here it is, from Etsy but it could easily be on temu too

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It was selling for about $7

Edit: listed on temu for less than $3

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Her fan for reference:

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That is an absolutely beautiful find!!!

So it's not Pissa absolutely failing to try and write music - it's a shitstick on Etsy failing to try and write music, and Pissa being an incompetent moron and blindly transcribing it without thought.

As I recall, Pissa was 'so excited' to have acquired the 'forest piano' (RIP) because she could create music and blah blah blah. Pissa, that shit on your fan right there proves that you don't know jack nor shit about music, so forest piano died for no good reason and tub trumpet was forever going to have its potential wasted with you around.
 
New rebrand. Polissa now aspires to be an inspirational artist whose superpower is disability.

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Polly has been spamming her page all day and night like she was when she first arrived there from Twitter in late 2022. Just going to share what's "worthy" since there's a bunch of AI filter games and her painting the same art with "inspirational" AI chatting like what's archived above.

First, the newest art

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Then she continued her motivational speaker larp by posting a video of her with her newest piece


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*piano music plays in background*
I started this artwork um, almost two weeks ago now! *tongue click* *gasp* And I'm taking my time with it! Not everything in our world needs to be produced at a breakneck pace! Especially art! Sometimes we need to take our time with art! Enjoy the process! Fill the flow!

*gasp* Y'know, I had someone ask, uh, they saw several of my videos, and was like, "is the painting finished?" It's just not finished yet! I finding things I want to tweak here and there! And there was a few things right here and right there, as you can see in the Whited Out spots that just wasn't happy with! So... I started over!

And y'know, there's nothing wrong with starting over on something you've been working on! It's part of the process! We make mistakes! Or we make things that aren't just right! *piano music abruptly cuts off*

So, we start over! And that goes on with our life, as well! Y'know, you can start your day over at any time before if you're having a bad day, a bad week, bad year! Just stop and say, "I'm done with that part, it's time to *pause* move forward to a new direction!" It's that simple!

And it may not seem that simple because usually when we're having a bad time in our daily life, whatever is going on, it's just so critical and right now *deep gasp* the world's crashing down! But it's not! It's not! Just breathe! Take a deep breath in! *deep gasp* *exhale* and let it go! *laugh*

And if you-- when you see this one finished, you'll never know that I made a little mistake here! [lightly rubs pen on white area] And that goes for the rest of the world! They'll never know if you don't tell them!

Fans are for "sell" again, according to an ad where Polissa spends more time showing off the one she called dibs on than divulging important details such cost or how to buy even them besides "leave a comment." It is @Diet Coke 4 Life 's lucky day, because the Mermaid Song fan for sale as well!


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I'm a crafty lady! I don't just do paintings on canvas! I do paintings on hand fans!

These are my hand fans, and every one of them-- except this one [that is purple with a Shrek green P]!-- is for sale! But I can do personalized letters just like this one!

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Each one is waterproof, they come with this beautiful detailed design! The back is a whole different texture! Really great for everyday use! Completely waterproof! Nice little tassel! That one's mine! Can't have it! But like I said, I can do another letter! Um, I can also do zodiac signs.

Um... This is the crab [that she painted last year]... Pretty long tassel on that. It is also the same texture as the last! Semi see through...

And then I have this [Mermaid Song] one *pause* that looks like sea glass on the back! It's a whole different texture! You flip it around and you can see it again! And it says "The Mermaid Song" on it. So any aquatic mermaids out there need a hand fan? One that's waterproof while you're underwater? *laughs*

I'm your girl! These are completely handpainted, completely waterproof! You can take them out for a day at the beach! You're not gonna ruin these! You are not going to be disappointed at all at the quality of these fans! Um, they are not mass produced! Every single one has its own uniqueness! It's not going to be, y'know, you're going to have the only one of its kind, so!

What do ya think? Think you want a hand fan? Send me a message or make a comment!

Shame this comment is in one of her more spamcore vids:

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Closing out with the trippiest art show (which features a very special guest)


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and more final inspiration where Polly reminds you to breath


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