🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Dropa5pack]

This girl should be nowhere near Ralph. After scrolling through her twitter for 3 min it's obvious that she's a complete mental wreck.

Just look at this shit. She's a cataclysmic mess composed of daddy issues and hyper autistic pick me energy.
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This is the only kind of woman the gunt can pull.

Those subconsciously trying to recreate their fucked up abusive childhoods.

SAD!
PATHETIC!
SHORT!


WOAAAAHHHHH BUUDDDDYYY!

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Haha the Mexican is gonna try to get American citizenship by marrying a retarded teenager!

He needs a horse divorce first!

The Ralphamale may have met his match with this one. The Arkansas Micro is getting snipped off in a PTSD haze.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

This girl should be nowhere near Ralph. After scrolling through her twitter for 3 min it's obvious that she's a complete mental wreck.

So we have really good chances of a 3rd father in law alog?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This girl should be nowhere near Ralph. After scrolling through her twitter for 3 min it's obvious that she's a complete mental wreck.

Just look at this shit. She's a cataclysmic mess composed of daddy issues and hyper autistic pick me energy.
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How does the pig do it? How does he manage to seek out women with daddy issues they find him attractive? She could be describing Ralph here.

 

[Xev]

Best case scenario this is a tranny because the world doesn't need another fatherless child.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I can fix her.

I don’t think you can.

 

[baddabing44]

Bro... Ralph's rogues gallery of grotesque women is actually impressive, the man cant even manage to pay for whores that are attractive.

Every single woman that the man brags about fucking looks like they belong on an evolution chart of early hominids

 

[AltisticRight]

I don’t think you can.

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Nora was the ONLY normal woman he's ever dated and she ran for the hills once piggy showed his true colours.
The other (Kat?) was also not normal, she got her life together though, it seems.

Fucking sick.

 

[AspieNextDoor]

She looks cute, you guys are mean just for the sake of it

Just look at this shit. She's a cataclysmic mess composed of daddy issues and hyper autistic pick me energy.

>had an abusive alcoholic father
>now dates abusive alcoholic who's also FAT
Daddy issues are hell of a curse

 

[Dropa5pack]

It’s going to be terrible when she destroys her life at only 25 by being inseminated with gunt seed, and forced to raise his devil spawn.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

I for one applaud king ralph for his latest conquest, and can't wait for her to move in so he can revert back to piling on weight and getting drunk and pilled out on stream like he always does when he feels secure in a relationship. KNOCK HER UP, RALPHIE!!!

 

[Raiken]

we need to studdy if ralph has somehow made the gunt hypnotic for abused fatherless jailbait girls, watching him shirtless would put people in danger.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

This one’s a trainwreck, lol. A low self-esteem little ragamuffin, all slouched over hiding behind a mop of hair, oversized glasses and a grimy oversized sweatshirt.
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Actually looks kinda downs-y at times
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Other times downright goblinesque
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Got a double chin and doughy face to rival Ralph’s
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and what is the deal with her TEETH
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Seriously??

Ah you guys are just being mean, just some bad angles she doesn't look tha-

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Oh she's retarded retarded.

 

[MadStan]

He has found true love finally. The third child will finally be the one for him.

 

[NuII's Clitty💦]

The Devil went down to Florida
He was looking for a soul to steal
He was in a bind, 'cause he was way behind
He was willing to make a deal.

 

[Miragestallio]

Sorry Ralph, but no matter what you do it's too late for you to get LOTY now. Anisa-and-I are a lock. You could, however, release another gunt tape with your new gal and get into another fistfight coming 2026!

 

[Professional Noticer]

I don’t think you can.

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Hope she isn't thinking of asking for a harry potter game after carrying and birthing the pig monster's child.

I for one applaud king ralph for his latest conquest, and can't wait for her to move in so he can revert back to piling on weight and getting drunk and pilled out on stream like he always does when he feels secure in a relationship. KNOCK HER UP, RALPHIE!!!

To this day one of the things that made me laugh the most was the Metokur video shitting on Ethan Ralph that had his audio of him being abusive toward's Pantsu, but Metokur just overlayd a bunch of clinking bottles audio on top of all of it.


On a sidenote, What happened to Mamacita? I clearly missed a chapter of this soap opera, last time I saw this soap opera he was having a "totally legit relationship" with a mexican girl.
I don't think this was that long ago.

 

[Elmo]

Nothing, which is why his ‘girlfriends’ never last beyond a few weeks, or even days. La “Senorita” has obviously dumped him so now he’s glommed onto this latest one, who really doesn’t seem to be playing with a full deck of cards. This will be over just as fast as the last two now that she’s caught a glimpse of the pigmale up close and personal.
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I mean, look at this grizzled old doofus sitting there in his lil baseball cap.
And are they in her little bedroom? lol

He's standing on a chair in this photo btw.

 

[Stained Racecar Bed]

Alright ralph to lock in LOTY you need to knock her up NOW, this trip, so that she's showing and there's proof before the year is out. Go ralphachu, impregnate to the extreme!

 

[FiveStarAce]

This might be the one. She might actually be on ralphs level