random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Kingfisher9000]

I bet this guy had kamikaze anime shit on his hard drives.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/direct-messages/replies/2571286/

 

[The Secret Sauce]

These people make me so autistically MATI that if I were dumb enough to livestream I would have my own thread.

 

[Cnidarian]

I commend the effort, but you should probably consider how long you can play a gay furry porn game to laugh at it before you're the one who starts to look like the fool.

 

[Brap God]

I realllllyyyyy did not want to see a kiwi cock

 

[Dr. Butt]

She could be the most interesting person in the world and my first question would be, "why do you have back tits"?

 

[Thé au lait]

Jesus has pooned out.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"I'm not a creep", says the creep.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Sorry dearie you aren't nearly fat enough to garner attention from Dear Feeder.

You’re a faggot, you’re bad at OPSEC, and you probably smell bad too.

 

[often puzzled]

Get the fuck out of here with your logic and facts, clearly the aliens are into feet.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Not only did he use AI, but chatgpt has personal experience reading his previous briefs and thinks this one isn't retarded enough to be Greer's writing

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I'm picturing an experienced pathologist making the classic Y incisions, opening up Jimmy Savile and suddenly getting viciously eaten alive by a group of ducks.

 

[demicolon]

"Mugen Train" sounds like you're about to get robbed on the New York subway

 

[Aunt Carol]

Sorry to get you all excited with the dancing jew

“If I try as hard as humanly possible to talk like Dave Strider from Homestuck, people will believe I’m a man and take my Reddit post seriously”.

We need better sex ed for autists than Corruption of Champions.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Anyone who had ancestors remotely involved in the slave trade is too upper class and fancy to be shitposting on the Kiwi Farms.

>make up random shit
>make people pay for it
>don't actually work a day in your live
>get high as fuck all day

 

[Mound Dweller]

> zero allowance for "what was she wearing?" jurisprudence or "she was unaccompanied by a man" defenses, which are so common in Africa and the Middle East

I really am right about most things. When I say women deserve to be raped and murdered I shouldn't ever second guess myself.

Troons ruin everything, even nazism.

Nigga heard the term “grey man” and decided fuck that, that’s gay, I’m going to be a fucking warlock.

 

[Meat Target]

Normally, I would say im surprised these people are still alive, but I've been to a Walmart.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

Nude Mossad agents

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

he spoke like a bitch who got whipped by his pimp

 

[Chongqing]

@VinegarPussy thank God for you.