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[Dr. Butt]

Ummmm I have ass maggots and it's NOT how they work

 

[Sean Andalou]

As to be expected, the grooming sirens of Reddit are quick to assure her to continue her journey towards the Bermuda Troonangle, but Mama, I'm rooting for you!

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Are we really meant to behave that he [Donald Trump] would draw small tits?

 

[Jhonson the Two]

Fun fact: they will only give the jab for Dengue if you've already had Dengue twice because that's the only time the benefits outweigh the risk. Another fun fact: if you get Dengue three times, you die.

 

[Tablet County]

"I'm not impotent, just ask my six year old daughter!"


Ya know....maybe a professional writer should choose his words with more care.

Ian, being as raped as he is, just invited the 400lb prince of darkness into his basement.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

he looks like he fucks animals and blames it on women

 

[not william stenchever]

They tolerate him specifically due to the man he allowed to fuck his wife

 

[Cnidarian]

The Founding Fathers should have just sat together in the colonial coffeehouses mouthless, ingesting caffeine to the point where the shakes could have communicated the founding ideals of our great nation in a primordial Agarthic Morse code.

 

[CaddestSlown]

this whole thread is pointless, fuck ALL of you. there is no counterculture here just sad dicksucking from people without social lives.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Part of me wants to make my first thread about this tard but then I realize I'd have to watch his content and do research and I'd rather not. God his energy is just the worse.

 

[Otterly]

Come for the owls, stay for the unnerving crossdresser!

 

[a kiwifarms user]

I pointed that out in the YouTube drama sub and got downvoted.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Nah even boobs dont trump my xenophobia

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

This is almost definitely an Israel thing.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I demand a firing squad if I'm getting executed. Let me go out with a little honor left.

My mind reboots every time I see her visage as I keep automatically and subconsciously assuming she's a burn victim.

She looks like she competed on the slap-fight circuit and had an unblemished loss record. Every fight went to a decision, though.

You can see the exasperation on the cop's face while these two dorks document each other's faggotry.

All lolcow fictional beings and informants are messengers and servants to the Godbear and his son Christine Jesus Weston Chandler

The dude is so far up his own narcissistic ass that I'm surprised his entire mass hasn't collapsed on itself and formed a black hole.

Just when i think i can't hate them any more they come up with a new reason to hate them.

He sounded like he was trying to deliver a gloating speech in a film. Of course, James Bond never interrupts the villain's monologue by calling him a fat homo.

I've now watched about 15 minutes of her Destiny debate and lost about 10 IQ points.

there's being nice to the class tard and then there's letting him get away with shitting on your desk because he acts like he doesn't know any better.

Like a lot of things online, these group of retards have taken a relatively simple but also somewhat complex topic and have turned it into a retarded crusade where anyone who doesn't 100% agree with their retarded opinions deserves to be destroyed.

I think even if his consciousness is unable to process it, his subconscious knows hes a total failure of a man.

"I'M NOT FAT" he oinks fatly

Regardless, the guy had such a good life, and he threw it all away over alcohol, drugs, genitalia and genitalia accessories.

That retarded meatloaf head shape is one of his most distinctive features

I'm starting to think it's more of an Opossum spirit rather than a Wendigo spirit that's possessed Jack. No spirit that I know of consumes straight trash like Jack does.

I can't even imagine what kind of charmed, blessed lives these people are living, that a harmless casual remark caused such an emotional upheaval that lasted a week!

Did you ever see the Robert Downey Jr version of Holmes, where he’s supposed to be boxing but he’s just bitch slapping the opponent to humiliate him? Maybe like that, but slapping the bitch-tits instead of the face. I’d watch the hell out of that.

 

[Procopius]

Quote not working for me so:

my mom loves getting be candy and other food whenever she is about to do something she knows I won’t like, going as far as to have handed me bite size snickers between insults against me in the past.

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Sep 9, 2025

AITA for cancelling a family breakfast trip and not talking to my family for the day because of a gift that made me deeply uncomfortable​

Content warning for transphobia, body image discussion, binge eating / eating disorder discussions, and potential sexual harassment.
Yesterday, I (26 mtf) came home from work to see an outfit laid out for me as a gift by my parents. The outfit was an extremely masculine pair of swim trunks that extended past my knee, and the world’s plainest Hawaiian shirt cut in a way I knew would make me dysphoric, and in a style which I abandoned the...

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[Tablet County]

You can never racism too close to the sun for the sun is made of racism.

 

[3MMA]

woman woman, or mandy woman?

 

[Crex Crex]

Damm, I remember groypers going to his rallies asking how gay sex was helping conservatives. RIP my nigga.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

This mf looks like the person I spell checked a specific kind of fanfic for upwards of 10 years ago. But good god it's like if that person bred with a fucking diary of a wimpy kid character.