Hahahah, fuck me, this is so much better than I dared to hope it would be. There is literally nobody who 2025 Ian is more ill-equipped to tussle with than PPP. He would have unironically been better off starting shit with Sam again. PPP is charismatic, verbally nimble, intelligent, and very funny when he wants to be. He is on record, multiple times over, running circles around people who are already well out of Ian's intellectual weight class. Moreover, though, PPP is so open about what he is that the best Ian can come up with as a critique is to call him a fat Canadian con man, which is already obvious to anyone who has eyes. He's a slimy, sleazy grifter, but he's a funny grifter who knows how to be entertaining.
The Raped is out of his depth. Even H3's loyalist subreddit could admit that the Casino boys were funny and fun to watch. All the real juicy drama about PPP isn't the sort of thing normies will care about, and even if Ian had the knackers left to dig into that, he'd have to go to the Evil Troon-murdering Deathcult Double Plus Ungood Wrongthink website for his information.
Also, Dad needs to work smarter, not harder. If he wants a chance to fight Ian, all he needs to do is start mocking Anisa, and she'll happily send her cuck out to get his shit mixed up.
Mr. Jomha denies being an incel/virgin before meeting Anisa, says he dated and had sex with women. Acts like it's purely an internet rumor, ignoring that Ethan and Hila said on their podcast that Ian told them he was a virgin and never had a girlfriend before dating Anisa.
This is definitely bullshit. If Ian had gotten laid before Anisa he wouldn't even care enough to mention this particular rumour. The only people who continue putting sex on this much of a pedestal past their adolescence are those who have never or rarely had it. A central part of maturity is coming to realize that cooming by yourself and casual sex are on about the same level of fulfillment, and neither will actually make you happy in life. Ian never came to that conclusion because he's barely had sex, his parents divorced and never had a happy relationship, and the one person he has had sex with is a frigid, borderline-asexual BPDemon who openly loathes him. He is unironically worse off than an incel.