💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ZipDisk]

Isn't Tilapia a rename?
I thought it was named something like the mudshit fish but I can't find any details because search engines are a fucking nightmare now.

Like it's giving me shit about Aristotle instead of answering my fucking question.

I do vaguely remember something like only the flips would eat them, then there was an ecosystem nightmare, and the supermarkets had to pivot to "tilapia" being the "good" fish now.

 

[AnOminous]

I do vaguely remember something like only the flips would eat them, then there was an ecosystem nightmare, and the supermarkets had to pivot to "tilapia" being the "good" fish now.

It's an absolute garbage fish. It might be okay as filler. Just don't make it the center of a dish.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Isn't Tilapia a rename?
I thought it was named something like the mudshit fish but I can't find any details because search engines are a fucking nightmare now.

Like it's giving me shit about Aristotle instead of answering my fucking question.

I do vaguely remember something like only the flips would eat them, then there was an ecosystem nightmare, and the supermarkets had to pivot to "tilapia" being the "good" fish now.

No it's always been called that at least here. It's had other names but never "mudshit".

In terms of fishes who's name have been changed the most famous is "Chilean Sea Bass". It used to be called "Patagonian Toothfish".

Maybe it was a local name or it was commonly known as something else in some areas. And the reason they get such a bad rap is due to the conditions that the farmed fish are kept in and the opportunistic feeding nature of the fish.

The reason it should get a bad rap is it's insipid and flavorless.

 

[Shartavius]

It's an absolute garbage fish. It might be okay as filler. Just don't make it the center of a dish.

If I see some fillets on sale, I'll make tilapia piccata or dredge it in cornmeal and fry it like catfish. In either case, a little lemon goes a long way.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

It's an absolute garbage fish. It might be okay as filler. Just don't make it the center of a dish.

I think a better way to describe it would be a "base" it's fine to make the center of a dish, but you need to do something to add flavor to it. It's unable to stand on it's own but that's quite common for a number of types of fish.

Of course that fat retard thinks Quiche is supposed to taste like bread



That "Charcuterie Board" looks fucking attrocious. What the hell.

What, you don't want to drive out of your way and pay $15 for ready to eat food you can grab from any grocery store without even much variety?

Of course that fat retard thinks Quiche is supposed to taste like bread

That explains why he thought a mixture of egg, cheese and chicken would be a reasonable dough substitute for "lazy man's healthy bagels"

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

It's an absolute garbage fish. It might be okay as filler. Just don't make it the center of a dish.

I personally don't mind tilapia. I've only eaten it a few times in my life, but as someone who is not big into fish all-together it one of the few I didn't mind eating. I know it isn't the best fish to eat, but I can see it being an better option available for people who don't to tend to enjoy fish.

 

[myhairisonfire]

I had a coworker who invited people over to socialize and eat some ceviche he was proud to have made. Being in a state with no shoreline, I asked him what kind of fish he used. Tilapia. It was tilapia ceviche. I kindly declined.

Wouldn't be surprised if that was next on Jack's seafood food hacks menu. Odds are 50/50 that he uses the right kind of lime.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Isn't Tilapia a rename?
I thought it was named something like the mudshit fish but I can't find any details because search engines are a fucking nightmare now.

Like it's giving me shit about Aristotle instead of answering my fucking question.

I do vaguely remember something like only the flips would eat them, then there was an ecosystem nightmare, and the supermarkets had to pivot to "tilapia" being the "good" fish now.

Maybe you're thinking of Asian carp, which is highly invasive in the United States. It's been branded "copi" as food to try to get people to forget that it's a trash fish.

 

[the khat quaffer]

piccata

 

[Purple_Urkel]

I think its swordfish that basically has the same texture as taste as pork, or maybe it was shark. It was one of those.

 

[AnOminous]

I think its swordfish that basically has the same texture as taste as pork, or maybe it was shark. It was one of those.

Swordfish tastes most like marlin. It really doesn't taste like anything else other than the most delicious fish imaginable. Too bad it's so high in mercury. Other than the price, I'd eat it every time I could afford to. The mercury is ridiculous, though, so it's a once in a couple years treat.

 

[Zab McMann]

Another strip-mall eatery review. What do you guys think Jagoff meant by "Famously my owned"?

Lol at no wait time. He loves his microwaved slop.

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Jack: Family owned, microwave slop, $10-$15 per plate, food that needs to be rotated == 5/5 Stars
Also Jack: Chain Service, fresh food, $20+ per plate, fresh ingredients == 0/5 Stars

I'm starting to think it's more of an Opossum spirit rather than a Wendigo spirit that's possessed Jack. No spirit that I know of consumes straight trash like Jack does.

 

[Shartavius]

I think Jack is less discerning than most any mammal one could compare him to. He would describe bloody diarrhea on a cracker as being a "home run"; so long as he's the one who made it.

 

[the khat quaffer]

bloody diarrhea on a cracker as being a "home run"; so long as he's the one who made it.

Don't talk shit about Jagoff's homestyle enchiladas.

 

[Bassomatic]

I just thought, while SUGUR BAD. I'd love to see jack try DSPs sugar sauce he used to make.
Also I'd use that to punish my Italian wife if give her the old Ludovico Technique and make her watch that if she gets uppity.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Pathetic
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Gimme dat beat Siri. Mm, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
Jackalicious
Mind's too vicious
pink chicken all day mm delicious,
truly rare, truly vile
hold up hold up drop the beat, drop the beat
My whole right arm in this
No doubt I'm gon' win this
I don't care what they say
smack 'em wit the Hennesaayyyy
Ate baby Atreyu
Don't care about you
basic bitches, seasoning their business
sittin in food court, their own star witness,
smack up your mom like I smack that butterball

Also I'd use that to punish my Italian wife if give her the old Ludovico Technique and make her watch that if she gets uppity.

None of the old in-out, in-out for you.

 

[p1138]

Jack: Family owned, microwave slop, $10-$15 per plate, food that needs to be rotated == 5/5 Stars
Also Jack: Chain Service, fresh food, $20+ per plate, fresh ingredients == 0/5 Stars

I'm starting to think it's more of an Opossum spirit rather than a Wendigo spirit that's possessed Jack. No spirit that I know of consumes straight trash like Jack does.

Nah, it's entirely about the quantity of slop he can get for his dollar, then the next factor would be how quickly he can get it into his gut.

$10 microwaved slop sitting out all day, 2500 calories total, served within 2 minutes = Fatty is in heaven
$20 chain place that serves mass produced sysco foods stuff, 2500 calories total, served in 15 minutes = Fatty is annoyed but satisfied if it isn't loaded with poison vegetables, or the customers aren't "too urban" for him.
$20 family owned place that serves a decent meal with decent ingredients but is only 1500 calories total served in 15 minutes = Fatty angy

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack really is trying to make a conspiracy theory from the Charlie Kirk shooting even when its still unknown if his body is cold yet



Also "Random violent crime", murders happen all the fucking time you imbecilic bloated moron

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jack really is trying to make a conspiracy theory from the Charlie Kirk shooting even when its still unknown if his body is cold yet

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Also "Random violent crime", murders happen all the fucking time you imbecilic bloated moron

>"tryna"
>"going full of conspiracy theory"
>"good job now go ride a subway" fucking what???
>"my body is going to snap into conspiracy mode"

what the fuck is this nigger even saying. go back to having siri do your tweets you stroke-brained retarded faggot.

 

[p1138]

>"good job now go ride a subway" fucking what???

what the fuck is this nigger even saying. go back to having siri do your tweets you stroke-brained retarded faggot.

It's his braindead way of telling them to go kill themselves, by getting killed on a subway like that ukrainian lady. Of course the retard doesn't understand that the issue isn't simply judges, DAs are more of a problem since cases never get to judges in the first place.