random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CharlesBarkley]

This is gonna make me sound very VERY autistic but if you've ever played Sonic before there's a character in that franchise who has AIDS.

 

[Thé au lait]

God I love niggers touching big balls it gets my heterosexuality going so hard

@Moths

ETA:

i always knew [Hitler] had an amazing rack

@Cow-Chan

 

[Maki Harukawa]

"on a scale of 1-10 how fuckable would a knife be"

 

[SofondaCox]

@Honka Honka Burning Love

When your entire government gets a LOLCow thread

 

[Pedophobe]

So now we come here to vent and complain about how youve somehow managed to turn a Lego Bionicle subreddit into a trans rights activist group.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

>"The Silk Road exists, taverns have maids, so niggers went to Bohemia and left behind bastards."

Careful, cope this pure could easily kill you if you haven't built up a tolerance to it.

Inside of you there are two wolves. One wears a MAGA hat, the other gasses Jews on the weekend.

So much for "nothing ever happens" and "2 weeks".

Hahahahahaha. I’m laughing but I’m pissed.

Spoiler: All-caps Bonus

IT'S GAY TO HAVE CLOSE FRIENDSHIPS WITH OTHER MALES, I AM A "TOLKIEN SCHOLAR".

 

[CaddestSlown]

Negro music counteracts Taylor Swift's foul white girl magik

Kanye is high as fuck on nitrous gooning all day on X. This is an omen of the times.

INTO THE GARBAGE IT GOES. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, RETARD.

Kick the Autistic is our national sport.

 

[stupid frog]

THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS WORSE TRANNY POLICE STATE, USING ALL OF THE DEADLY TRANNY ESTROGEN CONTROLS. IN 2022 H.R.T TRANNY POLICE BEAT ME BLOODILY, DRAGGED ME IN CHAINS from NOTORIOUS STALKER SITE KIWI FARMS. SINCE THEN I HIDE in FORCED FORUMLESS POVERTY, ISOLATED ALONE in this DEAD AND GAY UPPERCASE-I INTERNET.

 

[Meat Target]

My moral standards?
Depends on whom I'm trolling.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

New Kanye West channel on Telegram: https://t.me/yewestmusic
He's no longer on X
View attachment 6966406

 

[Gentlebastard]

That chick in the white dress is fucking wrecked on drugs or seriously contemplating doing a cover version of Kurt Cobain's last single.

There's hundreds of millions of them and yes, they are that retarded. Only based cable eating sharks can save us now.

I feel like I just cast a magic spell whose effects are both unknown and terrifying.

I guess if you were trying to make the perfect lolcow in a lab -- or in the mall at Build-A-Lolcow -- you'd start with a bad mom who doesn't like you.

"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush the journoscum, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their trannies"

Can you imagine going back in time to the late 60s and finding one of the guys developing ARPANET, and showing him this? He thinks his creation will allow the US to fight the Soviets during a nuclear war, or MIT scientists to transmit reports from a Mars landing, but instead it’s only faggots pretending to be animals whinging about how being a retarded faggot is a poor existence.

The stupid fucking avatar in the bottom right is just the pimento on top of the party cheese salad.

She's flinging shit everywhere like a drunk monkey with Parkinson's during a seizure attack.

What are the odds the two people on this planet with the most incredible combination of:

1) Hilarious retardation
2) Unbelievable gullibility
3) Relentless energy, and
4) Psychotic Ego-driven desire for vengeance

would meet each other and dance for our amusement?? And some people still say there's no God... not only He exists, I'm sure He has a Twitter account

 

[part timer]

I was not edating this person. I busted a fat nut in her pussy 5-7 times while we were dating.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

You need a very high iq to understand the ethics of fucking cutlery.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I would support it if we were conquering and civilizing countries like the British, instead of just wasting men and money before leaving without actually accomplishing anything. The American Empire is fake and gay.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

 

[DickMain]

"WOW DIVERSITY AND INCLUSION?"

 

[Dr. Butt]

You underestimate how many people out there would plow a shark.

OMG KANYE IS JUST LIKE IN HARRY POTTER WHEN WALTER WHITE BLEW UP THE DEATH STAR! OH MY SCIENCE!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Lmao my guy just admit you're too lazy to brush your teeth (not referring to you OP)

 

[Rotollo 2]

I guess I could have one KF profile for TND and another for non-TND stuff.

 

[CaddestSlown]

man, I thought I was racist, but you are so mad at blacks existing on this continent you can't even type straight.

I'm going to write a fanfic about you and fatpacks discovering your love for each other by jorking your peanits to pictures of Drumpf

Always post, and always archive. Leave your fate up to the sticker gods.

Have you MAGA retards even considered that if WE don't fund the Bulgarian transexual operas, then CHINA will?

OUR SOFT POWER IS IN SHAMBLES. We have a tranny gap!

I'm a single digit IQ Nazi simp and I think we should nuke israel