random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz2]

As much as I hate to see my enemy claim a scalp, it's embarrassing that someone so bright wouldn't understand the importance of air-gapping their real and gay-racist-bodybuilding lives.

I know I'm preaching to the choir here but retardation is a state of mind from which no one is exempt.

Too untalented to get AIDS.

Whaaaat? How does it reduce the risk of violence?
I sentence you to life in Llanelli in frilly knickers. Next!

Does it get any more fucking disturbing than this?

 

[Pedophobe]

Clearly the solution is to do nothing about it and just cry on the internet like bitches.

Just because you fags can't help but insert yourselves doesn't mean you have to post about it.

Can you imagine going back in time to the late 60s and finding one of the guys developing ARPANET, and showing him this?

 

[Day of the Cope]

It's a gay video game.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Maybe I'm misunderstanding the nature of druid school but I didn't think it was local.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I refuse to acknowledge this female brain myth until someone shows me a brain with a vagina on it

 

[LemonParty]

"Tranny tranny tranny, i don't really care, you want penis' in women's restrooms and I'm not going to have it, no thank you it's disgusting" - US Senator Nancy Mace

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I’ve heard people speculate that Kanye was going to start his schizoposting a couple of days ago but postponed it because the Luke Doncic trade would have overshadowed it.

 

[Gentlebastard]

let this be a lesson to all future children that you should make sure to pick an inappropriate but silly screen name so that if the news media ever finds evidence of your teenaged shitposting, they'll all look completely ridiculous talking about it on television

I swear I heard a monkey’s paw curling its finger at the end of this.

Only hot chicks with sexy accents allowed.

It's Amish-Peruvian fusion cuisine you simpletons wouldn't understand.

I can't wait for the biohazard arc.

That was so cringy it makes me want to bomb Dresden again.

I will never understand people who go to porn conventions.

I refuse to believe these are real people. Nobody is this fucking detached from reality.

He is that urge we've all felt - that burning desire to post a reply to something stupid, to start or join some pointless argument, to waste precious time sperging out on the internet. Pat lets that urge win, every single time. Pat may even BE that urge given flesh.

Wait so when I go to the supermarket and get my perfect set of brown eggs or perfect set of white eggs they're basically racially segregated chickens?

Jesus I consistently learn the most random ass shit on this website - it's great.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

There is no peace amongst the internets, only an eternity of pointless arguments and fedposting, and the laughter of brothermen and kiwis.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

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Fat bitches are sex offenders. I see them and I'm sexually offended

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"DO NOT OPEN: SUPER VALUABLE UNTRACEABLE CARGO INSIDE (plus straight up cash, coke, weed, booze and porn)"

I love this kind of pfp, it serves as a perfect filter for gay content.

someone is selling a Jar Jar Twinks Dakimakura

Both funny AND horrifying.

Maybe get off the internet for a while, I think it might be giving you schizophrenia.

the issue is he is Japanese and they are all insane autists.

So can the player have a 12-year-old peasant waifu? Or is it only homo-pedophilia?

Seems like a ween pozloaded my neghole.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Why is CBS being honest? This is the weirdest thing I've seen in my life.

"Conan, what is good in life?"
"To crush the journoscum, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their trannies"

Neanderthals? My dude we already have those. Ever lived in Section 8 housing?

 

[Crex Crex]

And your superpower is fucking dogs!

Faster than a speeding white van.
More degenerate than Jeffery Epstein.
Able to molest people in a single yiff.

ITS A FUCKING FURRY!

And the most powerful superpower of all:
-Autism

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

It's one thing to touch the cow, but straight up smearing the cowpie all over yourself and meowing about it is infinitely worse

 

[ChefOptimusCunt]

The way he articulates his preference for khakis is a sign of above average intelligence

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

a near-unanimosuly left-leaning fetish group. Right wing coomers are into different fucked up shit

Well when I die I'll be a skeleton; Skeletons don't have blood—then, we won't be cousins anymore!

It was a raw line—like something you'd see in cuneiform, carved into the walls of Ur.

Little kids are like time-displaced babylonian emperors who haven't adapted to modern civilization yet. They're raw humanity.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

This is gonna make me sound very VERY autistic but if you've ever played Sonic before there's a character in that franchise who has AIDS.

 

[CaddestSlown]

The Super Bowl is just nigger worship.

How are we “making America great again” if the Super Bowl half-time show doesn’t have a single white person?

Niggers dominate niggerball games. Who knew?

Who was the Chick in red, I want to fuck her and impregnate her.

They're still using the Nigger National Anthem?

You people actually watched the halftime show?

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Kanye has admitted to beating women in his new tweet.
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"LET ME START BY SAYING

I HAVE HIT WOMEN BEFORE"

 

[Markass the Worst]

Back in my day cyberstalking was still considered stalking, you creeps.