💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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If he loses, he will obviously be mocked and taunted for that. I don't think he will - I think he'll get a settlement. Likely not a very large settlement, but the money he'll gain from it will provide fertile ground for a new golden age of patposting. It will be beautiful.
I hope he gets a nuisance value settlement that is nowhere near a war chest but this emboldens him. Now THAT would be funny. I hope he then sues someone in California or Texas, with absurdly powerful anti-SLAPP statutes.
Wookieposting remains my absolute favorite thing with this cow.
 
I can't believe I'm saving songs about dirty diapers, these are legitimately good.

One of my favorite text chains the Pests found on Reddit involved the DNC shill Brooklyn Dad and his family:
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Commence the internal and external squealing of protestation by the Man of Pig! 3…2…1. SING and squeal like a real opera singer, piggy! :tomlinson:


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For argument's sake, assume a 1 million dollar settlement. That settlement quickly becomes a $400,000 settlement, or even less, depending*. Lynn is going to want her loan repayed, ~$83k or more, which is about what Piggy will pay for his NEW CAR! a nicely equipped 2025 Ford Mustang® Dark Horse™ Premium. There goes another ~$85k, leaving Piggy and his slattern with about $230k. The fights about the money will have already started. Piggy wants to wage the lawfare against all and sundry. Nikki does not. The divorce will be nasty and expensive --Piggy will see to it. By the time the dust has settled, Piggy may have ~$100k in the bank to fund his lawfare. Piggy won't sue Kiwi Farms. He will sue OnA Forums to get info on Boomia and a few others. He'll sue Diaper Dan. He'll have nothing left to sue the Farms. He could go in forma pauperis like any other lolcow, but I doubt that he would.

Cyndi Lauper sang it well, "Money Changes Everything". It will raw-dog the Man o' Pig harder than any Pest, or even Judge Holden, could.

*All number are rough estimates. I am guessing about what the lawyers will take. As I understand it, 1/3 is customary with contingency cases. The taxes on a such a settlement can be all over the place, depends on how Piggy takes the payout. The fed rate is 37% for the lump sum payout. State is 7.65%. I have no idea what the City will take. This is before deductions and other incomes. No matter, roughly 2/3rds or more of that money is gone before it gets into Piggy's greasy trotters. Tax rates do not get any gentler until you get below ~$200k. Even then, it's going to be unpleasant.
 
Let's play fill in the blank:
Dan Ringleader Mullen is a stochastic terrorist with a great ______ he will answer for.
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Double fist Dan uses one hand to beat his meat and the other to beat his wife.
Why doesn’t he get his wife to beat his meat with both of her hands while he beats her with both of his fists?

When Niki gives Pat hand relief, I suspect it’s a similar process to harvesting stud boar semen.
 
Why doesn’t he get his wife to beat his meat with both of her hands while he beats her with both of his fists?

When Niki gives Pat hand relief, I suspect it’s a similar process to harvesting stud boar semen.
1) Flavia's hands are occupied; she's either cleaning Danny's toilets, sinks, or diapers.

2) NiKKKi does harvest pig semen, but her technique may not be what you're imagining...
One of Rick's newer tweets:

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Wait, what is that? ENHANCE!

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"I'm into things..." :tomlinson:
 
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