random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CaddestSlown]

As a gay man, our representation is very validating to me especially because Christian historians so often whitewash LGBT history in the Middle Ages (Da Vinci? Hello?).

No surprise that the most profound characters are gay considering the link between homosexuality and high culture.

 

[Dr. Butt]

LMAO I am all for white trannies giving money to black trannies to spend on crack and wigs.

 

[Harvey Danger]

I have developed a specialty in handling cases brought by vexatious litigants who target Mr. Moon.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

I don't see [Taylor Swift] busting down the door to [Diddy's] mansion, puffing WHERE'S THE UNDERAGE KIDS AT DIDDY, MOMMA WANTS TO FUCC.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

I hate how there is so many cheeses.

 

[StudMccool]

I've heard that human meat taste he most like chicken, not that I have any experience with consuming human flesh, its just something I heard

 

[Hitman One]

You are just a retextured nigger that Yakub elevated to sentience.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I’m sick of this unelected African parading around his kid like a prop to show that he totally isn’t an absentee father with a communist son who chopped his dick off.

 

[Dr. Butt]

i am of jewish descent, i'm sorry to disappoint.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

Carry on my wayward sperg
Claw back sheckles from Goldberg
Fight real hard and do your best
Don't you type no more
*Sick instrumental interlude*

 

[Pokemanifsmokeweed]

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:

i'm a native Hebrew American Chicagoan, indigenous to the planet, from an ancient tribe that never claimed ownership of any land.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

If your game HAS to include child sodomy, at least do it in a way that doesn't glorify or romanticise it

it's not pedophillia, even if the lore says he is a child

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

This thread is a riot, although not the kind of riot that needs to be quelled by the state:

This is the most hilarious possible response. Thank you.

I mean it.

I know. That's what makes it so funny.

 

[Hamstirer]

99% of all news stories involving trannies can be summarized by: Tranny left shaken and fearful after hearing the word "No".

 

[DickMain]

The moon will be renamed "Also America".

 

[I'm a Silly]

Mike is a fat fuck in real life just like he's a fat fuck on the internet.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Yes, that's the one where he managed to turn a deferred adjudication into a criminal conviction with his bizarre antics.

 

[Spud]

even the Cops have threatened to lock them up for being "Visibly Jewish"

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

from a business perspective it must be pretty sweet for a solo attorney to have a well oiled client that has a retard lawsuit lightning rod up his ass

I'm certain her local FBI office refers to her as the "wine mom".

busking is a steadier income. with a lot less effort and no overhead.

Moviebob's continued existence proves that the idea of natural selection hasn't done its job properly.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Kek, they keep trying to sell me on P2025. Lady, I already bought all the stocks I could.