random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Toji Suzuhara]

I'm caffeinated phoneposting ESL. I refuse use AI, Granmarly, etc. That brings dishonor to my ancestors who also wrote and spoke broken English

 

[Sprate Header]

Born in Iran (not letting him get off the hook for that)

 

[Sprate Header]

ARE ANY OF THESE FUCKING NAZIS WHITE???????

 

[Aunt Carol]

Oh neat you expect me to remember 5 sets of made up pronouns hey look at that I have something else I gotta do, its really important and I'll be doing it forever. later

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

I feel like we got off on the wrong foot when I strongly insinuated that you were a pedophile. No hard feelings.

(L)

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Big black dicks and shitting on people's heads not looking so bad now, eh?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Remember to Reskeet his comments to make him cry in Brazilian

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The minute it became a rule that people have to state their "preferred pronouns" was when they started losing my sympathy, and then I found out about them targeting children and I was like "maybe all the violence in America right now is justified after all."

 

[Oliver Onions]

I'm not saying it wasn't Jews, I'm just saying it wasn't space lasers.

 

[Crex Crex]

Bush is dope but it needs to be tastefully trimmed and throughly washed. An untamed jungle doesn't make you radical or virtuous, it just means you're lazy and gross. The great thing about Bush is when it just peaks over the pants like the neighbor from home improvement

I wouldn’t have considered a Shetland pony literally built for BBC.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I like missionary sex but I don't push my deviant kinks on the rest of you

Why are all fujoshit women with BPD attractive?

 

[Gentlebastard]

I have also learnt that women do not appreciate it when you play Fortunate Son when you go through their luscious bush.

sounds like a skill issue. just dont waste your mana points casting your male gaze on expired meat

Makes sense for a guy who bragged about looking like serial killer H H Holmes

They like to be listened to, but not "interrogated" or "dissected" like a bug—even if it's a sexy bug, like a praying mantis.

It's a shame Mussolini isn't as popular, his mannerisms were funnier than Hitler's

I know we are not supposed to be angry at lolcows, but goddamn he is such a selfish cunt.

They can take my right to say retard, faggot and nigger when they pry my keyboard from my dead, retarded, niggerfaggot hands.

I’m more willing to believe I’m looking at a hemorrhoidal teratoma than a human being. And I’ll bet the smell backs this up.

Gone are the days of taking a satisfying, juicy shit that looks like he dropped a collection of stew and placenta into the toilet. It’s just dry, metamorphic rocks now.

What a thoroughly dislikable goblin of a man.

I watch amateur and drawn porn exclusively, get on my level.

 

[Dang dirty Pidgeons!]

Being able to wheeze "See! I told you so!!!!!" at the top of their hormone-withered lungs, while being chased down the street by masked Nazi thugs, is a delicious wankworthy fantasy

 

[Sawamura Simp]

My family and parents are all white trash and they still nurtured me with love and attention (including the black uncle addicted to crack).

Reminder that all of this happened because some fat bitch most know for being the 4th voice of a side character in an anime got pissy that a man with gay pants was more popular than she was.

This is Fedsmoker levels of conspiracy theory. I kind of dig it. YOU FUCKING CIRCLE DRAWER.

Is it possible to be in a polycule and not be a faggot? Asking for a friend.

This is a deliberate bait thread by a bored bulimic Jew. Once she starts losing control of the narrative, bans will be incoming.

Spoiler: LA Firesperging

I gather that the fires were started by three eucalyptus trees in a trench coat pretending to be a homeless Jew with a space laser.
Could be wrong though, there are conflicting reports.

After doing some research, my racism has only increased, and I can no longer trust anyone ever again.

I will argue about watersheds all damn day, then I will take drugs so I can do it all night.

Are you retarded? You aren't even replying to the right shitpost

Edit: I am canceling Turbo Swine's dumb rates with a winner rate (unless your post is actually dumb) so he's wasting his time.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Okay, edgelord, please tip your fedora harder about God and m'lady yourself towards the nearest patch of fresh grass.

Women are not human. They are at best demons, with a capacity for self reflection less than that of dogs.

Yeah, I hold the controversial opinion that babies should probably not be killed.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

What's the niggest jump in performance between generations for Nvidia?

https://www.reddit.com/r/nvidia/comments/1hy0l8r/whats_the_niggest_jump_in_perfomance_between/?rdt=47312

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Faggotry used to be a binary concept, but now with the era of quantum computing we've finally researched the technology of a quantum faggot.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Please don't stone me

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

Kill Nick Rekieta. Behead Nick Rekieta. Roundhouse kick Nick Rekieta into the concrete. Slam dunk a Nick Rekieta baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Nick Rekieta. Defecate in Nick Rekieta's food. Launch Nick Rekieta into the sun. Stir fry Nick Rekieta in a wok. Toss Nick Rekieta into active volcanoes. Urinate into Nick Rekieta's gas tank. Judo throw Nick Rekieta into a wood chipper. Twist Nick Rekieta's heads off. Report Nick Rekieta to the IRS. Karate chop Nick Rekieta in half. Curb stomp pregnant Nick Rekieta. Trap Nick Rekieta in quicksand. Crush Nick Rekieta in the trash compactor. Liquefy Nick Rekieta in a vat of acid. Eat Nick Rekieta. Dissect Nick Rekieta. Exterminate Nick Rekieta in the gas chamber. Stomp Nick Rekieta's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Nick Rekieta in the oven. Lobotomize Nick Rekieta. Mandatory abortions for Nick Rekieta. Grind Nick Rekieta fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Nick Rekieta in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Nick Rekieta with a ray gun. Kick old Nick Rekieta down the stairs. Feed Nick Rekieta to alligators. Slice Nick Rekieta with a katana.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Take out your tits and flop 'em around.